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I'm sorry to bother you.
Is there such a person in your heart who has said give up countless times but still can't bear it?
Not every confession can be together, and there is also a saying on the Internet that "the enthusiasm for not getting a response should be enough."
Like is subtle. For a girl, moving is love, but for a man, it is another meaning.
For example, this story of my friend.
At the age of seventeen, I fell in love with her colleague Qin at first sight. She had good facial features, a slim figure and a good appearance. But his mouth is very poisonous, and he can always prevaricate others with one sentence. The people he teased included Xiaoyou. She thinks she should give up this dumb boy.
When Xiao went back there at the age of 18 to do a summer job and saw Aqin again, there was still a feeling of spring. He is no longer cold in memory, and he also converges a lot when chatting with him. He knows how to play jokes on girls and tell dirty jokes.
Yes, Xiao was attracted by this different Qin again and felt like him again.
Xiao Ye has been looking for opportunities to approach him, and he is willing to play with Xiao Ye.
One night, Qin brought a snack to everyone, but it was different from what he ate, because he only liked soup and rice noodles. This makes people sit up and take notice of them, and there will inevitably be problems.
"why do you still use Apple IV?" Qin has a small mobile phone.
"Poor, or you can buy it for me."
"Well, I'll buy it for you if you marry me."
Xiaoya couldn't help but smile, and she responded to countless I'd like to, but I still refused to answer truthfully.
"I will take it seriously."
Qin also has nothing to say.
Xiao He secretly hid Aqin's lighter, and he finally found it. A few days later, Aqin gave Xiao He a lighter. Although it was not given in any name, it was a little token of my appreciation to Xiao He.
Xiao became more and more fond of Aqin and had a vision for his future life. He even secretly bought his favorite couple's clothes and the same shoes behind his back, and then held plasticine with his own hands and planned to give it to him when he confessed in the future.
But the plan can't keep up with the change. It is said that a woman's heart is a needle in the sea. What about a man's heart?
Xiaoya is still interested in teasing Qin, but he gently said "get out"
Xiaohe was unhappy. After she left, Aqin never talked to her again.
Until the evening, Aqin stood beside Xiaoyou and talked to her. Xiaoyou choked up and walked away. Aqin kept calling her name, but she got no response.
Ah, Xiao Ye!
“MD! Don't talk to me again! "
Everyone present heard you. Don't overdo it. Who told him to call her today to vent his anger?
At the end of work, I still walked over and said, "Did you just call me?"
"Who told you, me? No, "Qin looked innocent. "all right." Xiao walked away again.
After work, Xiao got off work with his female colleagues and Aqin, complaining that Aqin walked too fast, but the sum behind him still couldn't catch up, and suddenly he felt wronged. Tears flooded in the corner of my eyes, and I couldn't help falling, and my little mood came up again.
Isn't that too melodramatic?
After a few days of cold war, Xiao suddenly felt that it was time to give up this boy who didn't know how to coax her.
Chin is smoking in the corner, but she can't hit the lighter. Xiao couldn't help walking over and handing him the lighter he gave him.
Qin took a look.
"I'll pay you back tomorrow."
After that, I didn't speak again. Mix may have forgotten to ask him for a lighter, and I forgot to like him until I couldn't sleep at night.
Finally, Qin took the initiative to go to Xiaoyou's dormitory, got something to eat, went out and came in again.
"This is your lighter." Qin probably remembered the lighter, took it out and put it on the cot.
"This was yours." Little inexplicable irritability, I don't know when I started to become very headstrong.
Qin gave her a look and took the lighter awkwardly. "Don't forget."
After that, they didn't talk again, just like Aqin went back to his hometown on vacation. After Qin left, Xiao can finally calm down and sort out things these days. She finally realized that she really crossed the line.
Love is mutual, and it is unfair to ask him to pay more. Besides, she only unilaterally thinks that they are two kinds.
There is a childish behavior, send a voice to that person and keep silent until the last few seconds to say what you want to say. Xiao sent him a message again, but he always ignored it. I didn't send him a long voice until I went to bed. At the end of the speech, I said good night, but he didn't reply. I don't think I heard the end. I haven't seen you for a few days, and I feel like the world has been hollowed out. The days are always long. I send him a long sound to say good night every day, but I don't reply. Until the day he came back, Xiao thought of many ways to approach him, and thought of many topics to chat with him, but he didn't have the courage to approach him actively.
Too impulsive and small, I ran to Qin's side and got close. Qin looked at her and lowered his head to play with his mobile phone.
"Where is the lighter?"
"I lost it."
"Why did you lose it? Didn't you say I wanted it! "
"mental derangement!" Qin dragged away, small and stupid, slightly embarrassed in his heart.
After that night, Aqin didn't talk to Xiaoyou again, and occasionally looked at each other for a second. He even chatted happily with other female colleagues in front of her, although I don't know if this is his original intention or a small and self-righteous idea. Once upon a time, whenever something happened, Aqin would shout this nickname, 400 Jin. Now, it's not her that he calls, but someone else's name. Xiao has tried not to see him and stay away from his inner circle.
He likes Joker Xue's songs, and Xiao Ye specially learned one and recorded it for him. The note says: I can meet new people when I am only eighteen, and it doesn't matter.
Of course, she is small and has no ambition to love him in a circle of friends, because she knows that even if she runs to him, it is estimated that he will be indifferent and perfunctory. Why did she slap her face?
Also on that day, a friend of Mix came to ask him!
"I have a girlfriend."
This sentence reached Xiao Er at night. Tears keep spinning in the eyes, how to describe the feeling of heartache? Every breath is so thin that it suffocates. He deleted all the contact information, and he wouldn't contact her anyway.
Close your eyes and imagine him snuggling up with his girlfriend, smiling happily ... tears can't stop falling down their eyes. I scolded him a thousand times in my mind and made countless excuses for him.
On a sleepless night, Xiao imagined that the person opposite was Aqin and smiled naively. "In fact, you don't have to do this at all. From the beginning, you said you had a girlfriend, so I wouldn't pester you, and now I wouldn't be so embarrassed ... "
The next day, Xiao told Aqin all the prepared lines. Sitting quietly beside him, he is brushing Weibo.
"I want to talk to you."
"What to talk about."
"You really have a girlfriend."
"yes."
Xiaoya was silent for a few seconds and smiled innocently. "In fact, from the beginning, you told me that you had a girlfriend, so I wouldn't pester you, and I almost made a very impulsive thing without knowing it! ! "
"What an impulsive thing."
"Why did I tell you wow?"
"Then what?"
"Then why have you been ignoring me?"
"No."
"Obviously there is."
"Then you say yes."
Small and silent. A man doesn't want to talk to you. No matter how much he asks, isn't the result the same?
"What are you trying to say?"
"I forgot ... I thought a lot about what to say, but now I forget ..."
Xiaoya is embarrassed to explain. It feels particularly awkward to sit next to him. It's completely out of my mind, but reason and emotion are quarreling. Calm down, don't worry, listen to me.
"Say what you want to say." Ah, Qin is getting impatient.
"I forgot, I thought a lot yesterday, but I forgot all about it."
"Then take your time."
Xiaohe was embarrassed. He took out his mobile phone and wanted to talk to his good friends, but they refused to explain it to him clearly. Why?
Now that you have given up, why do you have to make it clear? What should I do after I make it clear?
This is a disease, just like an oral ulcer. I can't help licking when I know it hurts.
Finally, Xiao still didn't have the courage to make it clear to him, and Aqin may have worn away her patience.
"I slept."
It is said that Qin and his girlfriend have been together for more than four years.
This is what Qin's friend told her. He's not ready for the next relationship. ......
I spent a few days peacefully, and I started my holiday again.
I went home, relieved my emotional and physical stress and fell asleep slowly.
Qin has changed since Xiao came home, at least his attitude towards her has changed again.
Xiaoya made some steamed buns at home, which looked ugly, but Qin was still willing to take the initiative to eat them.
In the evening, someone organized a swim at the seaside, and Aqin also went. Too young to know, and no one taught her. I was the only one in a very shallow place, dragging a rope and soaking in the water.
Qin was told to teach Xiao a lesson, but he refused. Small and frustrated, but nothing. After all, their positions are different.
Everyone swam to the distance, leaving only a little timid, pulling the rope on the shore. At this moment, she is very lonely. The feeling of being left out is like not being able to catch the light in the dark, and it is like three good friends walking together but inadvertently leaving you behind.
After a while, Aqin actually took the initiative to ask her out. "Do you want me to teach you?"
I looked at him in surprise. Although I can't see his face clearly in the faint night sky, I can't forget his special voice. I really want to promise him readily, but I'm afraid that getting too close to him will remind me of all my feelings for him again. Without reserve, she thought twice and promised him. The first hand clutched his wrist tightly, and the deer in her heart jumped wildly and didn't know how to swim.
Qin took her slowly to a little farther away, where everyone could play, but she was too young to step on it, and she was afraid. After Qin released his hand, he could only hold the rope tightly.
A Qin didn't swim far, playing with others nearby, and only letting go of the sea from time to time. After swimming back, Qin came over and held out his hand to Xiao You. Instinctively small, I put my hand on his hand and forgot what it felt like. I just wanted to swim back quickly and didn't want to drown ... In retrospect, I missed such a good opportunity! Regret not recording the feeling of holding hands.
Their relationship began to heat up, as if it were so ambiguous when they first met.
Therefore, Qin likes her because she is young, occasionally touching her, or it may be verbal flirting.
"I washed my clothes yesterday, but my underwear didn't help me." He said this in front of everyone, and his male colleague looked at Xiao Ye in surprise.
"Do you help him wash clothes?"
"No" Xiaoya hurriedly shook his head and waved his hand, but took a look at Qin.
Maybe next time.
"Lend me your glasses." Xiaoya shook her head.
"Give or not." Xiaoya still refused.
"No, go back to the dormitory and take off your pants." Xiaoya was embarrassed to distance herself from him, and didn't know how to answer his words, which was a naked humiliation.
Maybe next time.
? Qin looked at her, accompanied by colleagues.
"Do you want to lose weight?" Small and don't talk, shook his head.
"I heard that kissing can lose weight. Let's try it. "
Xiao smiled again, shook his head assiduously but didn't speak. I don't know why she felt that Qin's change of attitude towards her was even more humiliating.
For example, if you like someone, will you tease her in front of others and get her idea? At least Xiao thought it was an insult to her. Or maybe, he thinks that silence can only bring more harm to the little guy, so he chooses another way to tease her and make her hate herself. ...
Once, Xiao Ye and his friends went to San 'Anting to eat durian Melaleuca and sent him a small video. He wanted to eat a thousand layers of cake, but Xiao Ye joked with him not to give it.
Qin sent a smiling expression. "No, get out."
Finally, one day all the staff had a holiday, and some people organized a drink together in the evening. Xiao decided to get drunk again and express his thoughts to him through wine, at least formally, but he was afraid that he could not say it in person like last time.
But at the beginning of the banquet, he hit it off with others, which made Xiao feel left out. The melodramatic girl ate snacks and biscuits silently, trying not to attract attention. Girls were fined coke, boys were fined wine, but they drank wine glass by glass. How can you not drink this wine? When I was a child, I ate cookies silently and drank them when I arrived. Suddenly I have a stomachache, and I still rest silently on my female colleague next door. However, everyone thought she was drunk, but she wasn't. Sentimental girls always like to be silent when they are in a bad mood. After drinking almost, Xiao took the opportunity to go to the dormitory next door. When he came back, he saw that everyone was still having a good time, so he turned and left and stayed in the dormitory next door.
But young and not drunk, she still wants to express her love through wine, but she dare not do so. It was not until their banquet broke up that they returned to the dormitory in twos and threes. The girls in the dormitory found that Xiao was not in the dormitory and ran out to look for it. Everyone came to the dormitory next door. Xiao stood at the door with a puzzled face. Aqin suddenly leaned her against the wall, and the so-called wall plopped but didn't plop. In retrospect, I was annoyed. At that time, I blocked it with my hand! ! Otherwise it's time to knock! ! Why use your hands? Stupid! Forget it! )
"Drunk."
"No, why do you think I'm drunk?" Back to the dormitory, Aqin followed. "It seems that you are drunk." As everyone knows, his face is very red, and he should be drunk when he is drunk.
"Go out for a cigarette." The male colleague dragged him away. Small and humbled, I sat on the bed, took out the plasticine I had pinched before and wrote.
A good English love letter, today is to express my love! Confess! Confess! ! In desperation, I had to lend my male colleague's hand to him, but he didn't want it.
"Why didn't she give it to me herself?" I went to her dormitory aboveboard, and the gift returned to Xiao Ye.
"For you."
"Thank you." Aqin accepted it, but carefully did not open the gift box. Very interesting.
After opening it, I looked at the plasticine.
"Can I eat?" Of course not! This is plasticine!
"Thank you ..." Aqin said politely.
Xiaoya took out his mobile phone and handed it to him.
The content in the mobile phone is what I typed all noon today. This is exactly what she wants to say to Qin. All this, she knew they couldn't be together. At the end of the article, please make a decision and let me give up completely.
Qin's mood is very complicated, which mentions that he can't let go of his feelings for four years, but he just doesn't want to accept the next paragraph.
He left and went back to the dormitory without saying anything to Xiao He.
It's very late, and Ah is ready to go to bed again. Suddenly received his news.
"Thank you."
I couldn't help but raise my mouth and replied that you're welcome.
It was a long time before he replied to the praise of Mix's beautiful name. Xiao Xiaoyu gave him a series of answers quickly, but he was still waiting for a cold line.
"Don't fall in love, study hard."
Xiao Xiao smiled again, but everyone still treated her like a child.
But confession has not affected their feelings, and they can still be friends who have a good time at work.
What should I do? It said that I suddenly felt sad and tears in my nose suddenly overflowed. Am I the only one who has this inexplicable feeling? It is unreasonable to be jealous. As the old saying goes, those who are blessed are always in turmoil. Everyone wants their feelings to be reciprocated, but reality never gives such an opportunity, because it is your wishful thinking. The emotional story of the melodramatic girl is beautiful, but the ending is very sad.
Until she left, she asked Qin the last sentence.
"I have to go, really, I'll never see you again ..."
Maybe Chin is just joking and waving her hand casually. "Go away."
But I don't think in Ayou's heart.
Ah went to his dormitory again and left him a rose made by himself. Although I don't know why I left a rose before I left, it still represents her last love for him.
Not only that, Xiao also timidly took out his mobile phone and translated English articles when he retracted his confession.
I have always believed in one sentence, I love you and how to be a friend.
Everything I do is for you. Don't forget that I love you, whether you are together or not.
Best wishes to you. 400 Jin
But it's not that I don't give up, it's because I gave up that I chose to let go and make it clear to him.
Now, I give up on you.
So you don't have to worry.
The past is the past.
I'm sorry to bother you.
? -Never see it again.
Can you translate simple words?
This is the last thing Xiao sent him. Without translation, I can feel Xiao put it down. If I can't put it down again, think about how Aqin put it down.
Pain, pain, pain again.
There must be many girls like Xiao Er in life. If you can't find a reason to insist, please find a reason to start over.
Life is so simple, it just takes a little courage to turn around and start over.
Life is too short to regret.
Please cherish the people around you who love you. They love you wholeheartedly and just want to gamble on the future. If you don't want to be with that person, don't give her any hope or hint. This is the greatest responsibility.
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