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A relaxed and humorous morning greeting is suitable for people who get up in the morning and send a circle of friends to say sentences.

The sun rises, the rooster crows, and the happy mood comes. Night passes, day comes, and a happy day is coming. When the bell rings, the bell rings. Get up and report. Good morning, happy every day!

The sun is shining, so I told the pig to get up quickly. The pig caressed the wall, brushed his teeth and washed his face to go to the water room; After washing, I feel refreshed, eat fried dough sticks and drink a bowl of pulp; Don't panic even if you are late. Pay attention to safety and health.

I came quietly and left quietly, forgetting to take away one thing, that is happiness, so you should keep this happiness for me well, otherwise I can find trouble with you at any time, hehe, good morning, friend!

If you open your heart, my blessing will come with the wind; You open the window, my blessing will come in with the sunshine; Turn on the phone, and my blessing will ring with the bell! Good morning!

I hope that happiness knocks at the door, that God of Wealth will stand at the door, that friendship will never be parted, and that everything will go well. Dear, get up early and wish your good wishes come true soon. Good morning!

Stir fragrant coffee with health, bake raw wheat bread with happiness, and wake up happy you with warmth; Wash your face in sunshine, brush your teeth in sunny days, smile and cheer yourself up. Good morning.

Look at your eyes, stained with gum, sometimes open and sometimes closed, confusing. Look at my blessing, warm and naughty: good morning, I wish you to count money every day in the new year and always smile.

The cock crowed and came again in the morning. The outside world is really beautiful. It is very important for people in bed to get up quickly and breathe fresh air. The teacher and boss are waiting for you to report, and the morning breeze carries my message. Say "good morning" and wish you not to be late!

The sun rises, the rooster crows, and the happy mood comes. Night passes, day comes, and a happy day is coming. When the bell rings, the bell rings. Get up and report. I wish you happiness every day. Good morning!

Early happiness knocks on the door, early happiness wakes you up, early good luck kisses your cheek, early good luck is with you, I wish your dream come true, dear friend, good morning!

The morning sun shines on your face, the birds are calling you to get up, put aside all the troubles of yesterday, a happy day is about to begin, stretch to welcome this morning that belongs to you, and greet you here. Good morning!

Good morning, silly giggle, tired and unhappy. Eat a nutritious breakfast, and your health will help you earn money. May your career flourish and your sweet love get better every day. Blessing always comes earlier than others: good morning!

Wu Tang clan, Shaolin Sect, it is better to eat an apple pie; It is better to go to bed late than to teach the sun and the moon and Quanzhen. It is better to raise a cactus than to surrender the dragon's paw to ecstasy; Anyway, hello everyone, I'm fine. Good morning, have a nice day!

At dawn, the bell rang, and I could not bear to open my eyes; Don't sleep, don't get up, don't get up late; Happy, smiling, greetings arrive in time; Birds sing, flowers smell, and happiness will always follow; Good morning, friend!

The sunshine shines for you in the morning, the birds laugh for you in the morning, and the flowers bloom for you in the morning. I send you the best wishes of the day in the morning: you will invite me to dinner in the morning!

Money fell from the sky, bankbooks lined up, and the legs of idle work grew, and beautiful secretaries reported in groups! These are the dreams you had last night. They're not over yet! Get up quickly, or you will be fired by the company! Good morning!

In a day, the first thing to wake you up is an alarm clock, the first thing to see is sunshine, the first thing to wash, the first meal is breakfast, the first greeting is good morning, and I will be the first to wish you: Good morning friend, happy every day!