A joke about Journey to the West

After 81 difficulties, Tang Priest and his disciples finally met the Tathagata to seek the truth.

The Tathagata asked, "Do you have a USB flash drive?"

Tang priest and apprentice. . . .

The Tathagata asked again, "What about the mobile hard disk?"

. . . . .

The Tathagata continued to ask, "IPOD is ok."

Wukong picks his ears.

Tathagata sighed: "Then go back the same way, and I will send it to you by QQ."

Tang Priest: Shit, I knew it would be over if I added your QQ. Why did I walk so far?

The four of them were about to leave when the Buddha suddenly asked, Do you have a PSP? Four people replied,no. The Buddha was surprised: How boring! How did you get here?

The four men looked at each other and said, we fought monsters all the way to upgrade.

..... After the difficulties. .....

After Tang Priest went back, he added Tathagata QQ and found it very slow.

Tathagata calls: Hey, Tang Xiao, you are 56k Tietong.

Tang Xiao: Yes, it was installed only last year.

Tathagata: You'd better come again.

After returning, Tang Priest opened QQ and found that Tathagata had not been passed down.

So Q Tathagata: Is our network too bad to pass?

Tathagata: Then do it again and bring a USB flash drive.

So the Tang Priest and his disciples went through 81 difficulties with the USB flash drive, and finally met the Tathagata.

The Tathagata asked, "Do you have a USB flash drive?"

Tang Priest and Master: "Yes."

The Tathagata continued to ask, "How big is it?"

Tang Priest and Master: "2G"

The Tathagata sighed deeply: "The Buddhist scriptures are too big and the USB flash drive is too small. Go back and bring a 4 G. "

. . . . . . . . . .

So Tang Priest and his disciples went back and brought a mobile hard disk, or1000g.

Think: How many fucking classics did I bring back to you this time?

The group went through eighty-one difficulties again and finally met the Tathagata.

The Tathagata asked, "Why did you come again?"

Tang Priest and Master: "Didn't you say you should bring a bigger USB flash drive? We brought the 1000G hard drive. "

Tathagata continued to ask, "Didn't you open QQ when you went back?"

Tang Priest and Master: "We bought the hard disk directly after we went back."

Tathagata sighed deeply: "Shit, a group of idiots, I left you a message in QQ, and the scriptures have been put in my server."

Ok, you can download it at will! "

. . . . . . . . . .

When Tang Priest and his disciples returned, they opened the Tathagata's server and downloaded it. They found a Trojan horse in the server, but they couldn't download it.

So I took the 1000G hard drive and continued on the road, thinking: If I had known this, I would have fucking baked it back, anyway.

We have to bake it back.

After eighty-one difficulties, I finally met the Tathagata.

The Tathagata asked, "Do you have any paper?"

. . . . .

The Tathagata continued: "Hey, this time the server was hit by a Trojan horse, and the electronic version of the scriptures was completely destroyed. I think you'd better copy it by hand. "

All right! "

. . . . . . .

Follow the previous one.

Tang Priest and his disciples learned their lesson this time, bought paper, took the hard disk and set off. I used QQ to send a message to Tathagata before.

admit

After eighty-one difficulties, see the Tathagata again.

In case of any change, Tang Priest spoke first: "Have you cracked the Trojan horse?"

Tathagata: "No"

Tang Priest: "Then can we copy?"

Tathagata: "It can be used"

After 10 years, Tang Priest and his disciples finally copied the scriptures and prepared to bid farewell to the Tathagata.

Tang Priest: "It took us 10 years to copy the scriptures. Now we bid farewell to the Buddha and return to the Tang Dynasty."

Tathagata. " . . . . ",

"A bunch of idiots, why don't you use the copier?"