What are the jokes in Romance of the Three Kingdoms that are not easy to find?

The funniest thing in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms is that Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang sang a duet and challenged veteran Huang Zhong. Moreover, being stimulated to the end, Huang Zhong was shot by Ma Zhong on the battlefield.

Before following Liu Bei, Huang Zhong was a brilliant general. In A.D. 192, Huang Zhong went to Jingzhou to shepherd Liu Biao, who appointed him as a corps commander, and went to Youxian County with his nephew Liu Pan. Brave Liu Pan led Huang Zhong and others to attack Aixian and Anxian. In order to resist Liu Pan, Sun Ce sent Taishi Ci to treat fainting at sea. In 208 AD, Cao Cao led an army south, and Cai Mao and Zhang Yun surrendered to Cao Cao. After Cao Cao went to Jingzhou, he appointed Huang Zhong as General Pi, stayed in Changsha as an official, and was subordinate to Han Xuan, the magistrate of Changsha. It can be said that Huang Zhong wasted the first half of his life, and it is difficult to achieve anything. It was not until 209 AD that Liu Bei captured four counties in Jingnan that Huang surrendered to Liu Bei.

At that time, Liu Bei had little influence and few generals could be appointed. Although Huang Zhong is old, he is a general with real talent and learning, so Liu Bei also values him more. In AD 2 1 1 year, Liu Bei followed the advice of his strategist Pang Tong and led his army into Sichuan. In the subsequent battles of Sichuan and Hanshui, Huang Zhongchang took the lead and bravely defeated the three armed forces, and was promoted as a conquering general by Liu Bei. Then, why do you say that Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang sang a duet and advised Huang Zhong to be the funniest? Please look at the following two dialogues.

The first dialogue:

Huang Zhong defeated Zhang He in Tiandang Mountain and was preparing to go to Dingjun Mountain to fight Xia. Kong Ming: "Although Han Sheng is brave, I am afraid he is no match for Zhang He." Faithful to white hair, he stood upright and said, "Although I am old, I still have a bow of three stones in my arms, and I still have a thousand pounds of strength around me. Isn't this enough? "

After Huang Zhong won. Zhuge Liang said, "Although the old general is brave, Xia Houyuan is not as good as Zhang He. Deep and deep, knowing military strategy, Cao Cao relied on it to cover ........................................................................................................................................................... Zhong Fenran: "I don't need a lieutenant today, but I will send 3,000 soldiers from my headquarters to behead Xia. "

The second dialogue:

After Xia was beheaded in Dingjun Mountain, Huang Zhong prepared to attack Zhang He in Hanzhong. Liu Bei said, "Although Xia is handsome, he is a brave man. How can he and Zhang He? If you can win Zhang He, you will win ten times in summer. " Zhong Fenran: "I am willing to cut."

From these two conversations, we can easily find that Zhuge Liang and Liu Bei are singing a duet and challenging this veteran who is nearly seventy years old. After all, Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang are both knowledgeable and good at fighting. Whether Zhuge Liang said that Zhang Hefei was comparable to Xiahou Yuan or Liu Bei said that Xia Houyuan was inferior to Zhang He, their ultimate goal was to arouse Huang Zhong's morale step by step and let him give full play to it. But unfortunately, when Huang Zhong followed Liu Bei to attack Wu in 22 1 A.D., Liu Bei suddenly sighed, "It's no use going from me." Hearing this, Huang's blood was stimulated by Liu Bei's words, and he led troops to fight Wujiang directly.

During the confrontation between the two armies, Huang Zhong was tricked by Pan Zhang, but was shot by Ma Zhong. Finally, Huang Zhong finally died of illness in the army because of his old age and arrow sores.