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Have you seen enough domestic greasy dramas?

What Yu Xiang wants to scold this time is-"elite lawyer"

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Looking at the posters is quite shelf-like, and the types are also very clear, taking the route of urban workplace drama.

Yu Xiang has always been puzzled.

Workplace scripts should be easy to shine.

There are many real themes close to life, real prototypes to refer to and professionals to consult.

Down-to-earth reduction, coupled with some dramatic conflicts, the error rate of reasoning will not be too great.

But unfortunately, so far, there are not many domestic workplace dramas.

Either blindly fall in love, or completely divorced from the masses.

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Simply sum up one word: false.

Why, on the road of our economic construction, there is no one who works hard?

Every day, 996 social animals struggling for happiness don't deserve to have real faces.

Because there are so many such works repeated, Yu Xiang has been able to merge similar items for them and sum up a term-

Urban suspended middle-aged idol drama.

Today's protagonist "elite lawyer" is another new model of stepping on thunder step by step.

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As soon as the play came out, it was collectively vomited by two circles.

One is the circle of lawyers.

As a legal drama, there are many low-level legal mistakes.

For example, the Intellectual Property Law of the People's Republic of China, which does not exist in China, was invented.

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Xiang Yu, who is studious and inquisitive, really went to check it out.

Although an encyclopedia has an entry of "Chinese Intellectual Property Law", there is no such legal document, but it is composed of copyright law, trademark law and patent law.

No problem.

Another example is the role played by Jin Dong, who claimed that he paid "1 hour lawyer consultation fee" and received a large area of dark circles. Although screenwriter Chen Tong explained that it was a joke. But the impression of "hanging drama" has been deeply rooted in people's hearts. Another fierce reaction is the American drama circle. The role setting of elite lawyers is too similar to the American TV series "Suit".

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Suit is a structure for men and women.

One is Harvey, a rich and vicious law firm owner, and the other is Mike, a fledgling legal genius.

Harvey is in charge of romance, and Mike is in charge of counterattack.

This is the "capitalist brotherhood" prepared for American girls by American TV network Friends of Rotten Women.

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Other important roles include:

Beautiful secretary donna.

Can predict all the needs of the boss, more intimate than Iron Man's pepper.

Executive "Brother Rabbit Teeth".

Often creating contradictions between the two male actors, their scheming is despicable, but it has become the comedy highlight of the whole play.

Big boss Jessica.

As the most important arbiter of the whole play, he is the embodiment of wisdom.

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What's more interesting is that.

Princess Megan of England once played an investigator in this play.

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Compared with the "elite lawyers" in China, these characters are plagiarized.

Robin (Jin Dong) is Harvey.

Dai (lyrics) is Mike.

Li Na (Zhu Zhu) is Donna.

Jose (Tian Yu) is Brother Rabbit Tooth.

Seal (Sun Chun) is Jessica.

These two people and these two people become evil spirits.

Gender has been adjusted, but the role structure and drama function are similar.

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Even office decoration is highly similar.

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There are rumors that "Elite Lawyer" actually bought American copyright.

However, the official has not given a clear explanation, so it is no wonder that people question it.

However, the biggest Bug in this drama is not plagiarism or remake, but physical discomfort in shaping the "domestic elite".

That is, the "pause" mentioned earlier.

Robin (Jin Dong) is a partner of a top law firm, a rich, stingy and exquisite egoist.

In order to create a sense of elitism, he actually used the tactics of domestic overbearing presidents:

Luxury car, sunglasses, revolving door.

Buttons, sleeves, watches

What I know is that I am playing an elite lawyer, but what I don't know is that I thought I was a rich man and the general manager of a consortium.

Jin Dong still performed in his Pretender.

Frown, shake your head, inhale and lean back.

Whether it's to Party A's father or his immediate superior, it's all a sermon on the sofa.

His spoken language is-

Let me tell you something.

Let me remind you.

Listen to me.

commemorate

Minutes to give you the point.

If you don't listen to him, you'll suffer a big loss.

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This play attempts to mold Jin Dong into a perfect middle-aged man with both good and evil.

Wine tasting, motorcycle riding, winning lawsuits, dealing with customers.

Made a lot of money and captured many beautiful women.

The client was sued and he negotiated as a representative. The plaintiff girl saw him from a distance and was speechless.

Emmmm, is Jin Dong worth so much?

Take off your vest and fight with someone. Minutes, too, KO

Brother-in-law is extremely anxious about the custody of the child, but in the lens, Jin Dong rides a motorcycle to the top of the mountain alone.

Whose baby is Yu Xiang? It's a little confusing

It doesn't matter if there is no logic, what matters is melancholy.

Everyone says that Huang Xiaoming is a middle-aged prince's disease;

Then Jin Dong is probably a "middle-aged elite disease".

After "The Pretender" was broadcast, people fell in love with this veteran cadre who was a little out of touch with the times, and brought fire to the type of "uncle abstinence".

But veteran cadres not only like traditional Chinese characters and 24 solar terms, but also like to teach you to be a man.

Starting from The Pretender, Jin Dong's roles in My First Half Life, Mr. Love, Surgeon and Ode to Joy are almost all good teachers.

Venus summed it up particularly well.

"Put on a suit and give me a lot of soul chicken soup beautifully and smartly. I know everything."

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Some fans are distressed and advised him not to take this again.

But the fact is that he is the producer of several plays, including Elite Lawyer.

I'm not forced at all. I like it.

So who will drink bowls of chicken soup cooked by Jindong?

This time, the lyric plays Dai.

Corresponding to the American TV series mentioned above, the man who is responsible for fighting back is the second man of "Brotherhood of Capitalism".

But when he turned to be an elite lawyer, the role became awkward.

It is a mixture of "genius+stupidity".

One minute you hang up, the next you're stupid.

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On the one hand, she has an unforgettable memory.

Can recite the full text of the Administrative Procedure Law word for word.

Whenever he meets a customer, Jin Dong waves "come and explain the relevant legal provisions to him", and Lyric plays the legal provisions like an AI robot.

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Much like parents taking their children to dinner and letting them perform their talents casually.

It stands to reason that China, a genius, should go to Jiangsu Satellite TV's Super Brain to win glory for our country.

But lyrics can only work in coffee shops.

Why?

Because that's what Mike wears a suit for.

Never forget anything. Dropped out of college at a young age to do odd jobs.

However, it is clearly stated in the American TV series that Mike was dropped out of school because he cheated for others in college, so he never got his diploma.

Besides, he got marijuana, wasted his talent and achieved nothing.

You can put it in our local area, cheat once and get expelled. It seems that domestic universities are not so strict, and it is even more impossible to arrange poison bridges.

So the writer's choice is:

Put it off.

Anyway, I just have my reasons and I just won't tell you.

In this way, this "buried genius stalk" can be rounded up.

On the other hand, Lyric's character is completely the Cos of Aragaki Yui in The Winner is Justice.

Look at this shape.

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Impulsive blood is too kind. When it's time to use your brain, you have to keep it.

It is clearly a warning on behalf of the customer that the other party has signed a non-competition agreement and cannot engage in similar work for two years.

But Lyric turned to give advice and told him how to avoid it.

In other words, she took A's money to advise A's enemies.

No more coquettish.

The famous line is "then you can't take other people's money to eliminate disasters, can you?" 」

Exo me?

Isn't it the basic ethics of commercial society to take money to do things?

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A barrage in a brush:

Where is the professional ethics!

Then "kindness" is more backbone for you to pay back the money, but don't bend over for five buckets of rice.

She not only gives advice to other customers, but also gives advice to her own customers.

Someone posted on the internet, suggesting that her client Xiao San was in the upper position.

Jin Dong asked Lyric to draft a lawyer's statement.

She won't do it.

Because she thinks that if the post is true, then the customer is a bad person, and she doesn't want to.

No, don't you lawyers all speak with evidence?

Why did you angrily seize the moral high ground after a post on the Internet?

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Look at the innocent eyes of righteous words

The function of lyrics is like a tool of schizophrenia.

When you need her to fight back, recite articles, and drink chicken soup, you can play dumb.

Almost exists to set off Jin Dong's cow force.

But this play has something to boast about.

Li Na, the secretary played by Zhu Zhu, likes her very much.

After all, such natural and graceful sexiness and self-confidence are very rare in domestic dramas.

But she also has a problem: no posting.

She is more like the daughter of a group holding hundreds of millions of family shares than a secretary who serves tea and writes post-it notes to lawyers.

Make-up, figure and speech are all too American.

Walking on the office carpet in minutes exudes a "must win" look, as if to win tens of millions of orders again.

It's like Chen playing the coal boss of Emperor Kangxi.

When you kill a chicken, you use an ox knife.

So that when the script arranged for her the scene of "Father of the Blood Family Vampire" (this should have been the most vulnerable moment for Li Na), she still kept her hair straight and her back straight.

It really hurts.

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In fact, there is a big bang in this script.

Almost half of the middle-aged powerful actors in China were invited.

Vivian Wu, wuyue, Yolanda, Lei Jiayin, Luo Haiqiong, Xiao Su and Zuo Xiaoqing. ...

Everyone's professional clothes are beautiful and their acting skills are great.

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Unfortunately, the appearance is glamorous, the core is empty and tired, and every case is cursory.

The protagonist won a few minutes before the court debate, and it was over when it cooled down.

In reality, there is not a trace of real anxiety and dilemma of legal workers in this drama.

We don't dislike elites.

Excellent professional quality and excellent battle-hardened are full of ignition.

Who hates Excellence?

We are tired of it.

It is to pretend to be empty and grandiose, but still boast of being "real" and "distracted".

Those who enjoy superior resources and are easy to succeed;

Have fun, and I will go back and teach you "greasy".

Adults don't need these soap bubbles.