Who will tell me an interesting joke?

When Xiao Ming was in grade one, the teacher asked him, 1+ 1 =? Xiaoming doesn't know. The teacher told him to ask his parents. When he got home, Xiao Ming asked his mother, 1+ 1=? Mom played mahjong again and changed the name of the card: the third handle. Xiao Ming said: 1+ 1= three handles. Xiao Ming asked his sister who was studying, and just read a name: "Gorky". Xiao Ming said: 1+65438 = Gorky. Well done! Xiao Ming said: 1+ 1= "Wow! How nice! "Xiao Ming asked his father again, who was quarrelling and said," Leave me alone. The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming: Xiao Ming, what is 1+ 1? . Xiao Ming: Three handles. The teacher said angrily, who is better than you? . Xiaoming: Gorky. The teacher was annoyed and slapped Xiao Ming. Xiaoming: Wow! Well done! Teacher: Come with me to the office. Xiaoming: Leave me alone.