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A classic show in a bridal chamber?

Hehe, too many! !

1. Burn a few holes in the bottom of the coke bottle and put some cigarettes in it.

The bride lights the cigarette, and the groom puts the cigarette on the coke bottle!

2。 "Double Heron Qi Fei"

Props: an empty beer bottle, a metal lid (with a small handle at the back) and two nylon wires.

Prop making: Tie the bottle to the groom's waist, with the bottle in front. Tie the pot cover to the bride's waist.

Usage: Very simple. It requires the bottle to collide with the lid and make a crisp 10-40 sound.

How to use it flexibly: the bottle is in front of the groom, and the lid can be bolted in front of the bride or on the bride's hip. Homocyclic 10-40. No matter how it changes, the only requirement is that the bride and groom must face each other. You can stand or lie down.

3. "Mountain Flowing Water":

Props: a large bottle of milk, a ham sausage (about the same diameter as the bottle) and a straw.

Prop making: the plastic skin is peeled off from both ends of the ham sausage, one end of which is inserted into the bottle, and the straw runs through the whole ham sausage to ensure that the milk can flow out. Friendly reminder, you can use your imagination at the outer end of ham sausage, decorate it with a knife and think about what shape you want, ha.

Use: The groom stands on the stool with the bottle in his inner thigh. The bride kneels or sits in front of the groom. The groom grasps the strength of the leg clamp to ensure that the squeezed milk flows into the bride's mouth until the bride receives a small glass of milk with her mouth, and it is ok.

Take out your balls.

Tie the groom's thigh with two ropes, so that the trouser leg and his crotch form a pocket, and he won't pull anything down. Put bird eggs, eggs, duck eggs and goose eggs from the waistband. Everything was ready, and the bride put her hand into the groom's pants and fished for eggs from small to large. Take out one and ask, "Whose egg is this?" The groom must answer truthfully. Knowing that the goose egg had been plucked, the bride asked, "Whose egg is this?" The groom replied, "Goose (me)"

5. "The crow drinks water": This is a role-playing game. The bride plays the role of a water bottle, sitting in a chair with her head up, her face facing the sky, her mouth wide open and a big mouthful of tea in her mouth. There are some sweets and peanuts on the table. The groom dressed as a crow, his arms straight, his waist bent at 90 degrees, and his mouth imitated the crow and shouted "Gung …". After walking around the bride for a week, he put out his head and looked at the bride's mouth. When he found water, he jumped on the table happily, took a candy in his mouth, jumped back to the bride, stuffed the candy into her mouth with his mouth, and then leaned down and drank a mouthful of water for three times in a row. Then the guests score, and if they fail, the groom does one-handed push-ups.

6. "Lick chopsticks" (meaning "Tian Zi"): Put a chopstick in a beer bottle, revealing about 1cm, so that the bride and groom can clamp the chopsticks together only with their tongues.

7. "Banana bungee jumping": Bind bananas with elastic ropes and hang them at the height that the groom can jump, and the groom pulls them down with his mouth. The bride and groom peel off the skin with their mouths and eat together. In order to prevent the rope from retracting, one person has to do the action and the other person has to bite the banana, which depends on the cooperation of two people.

8. "One-time extraction": prepare 12 small hard fruit candy, and let the groom say "wife, I love you" one candy at a time until it contains 12 candy. Then the bride and groom "transfer" the groom's 12 candy to their mouths mouth to mouth, and say "husband, I love you" with the candy three times. Spit the sugar into a plate again, and let's check if there is any sugar swallowed by the new couple. If one is missing, they will be punished to do it again until they are satisfied.

9. "Kiss my sweetheart": The groom lies on his back in bed, and then sticks thin banana slices on his face and neck, so that the blindfolded bride can find those banana slices with her mouth and swallow them. If the banana slices slip, the bride will be fined a drink, and the bridesmaid can make it for her.

10. Find a cup with a handle (such as a dental cup, preferably plastic to avoid falling and breaking), and let the two newcomers stand face to face, holding the cup with their bellies on both sides. Both newcomers are required to turn around and their hands should not touch the cup. The final state must be that the cup is held face to face and the cup cannot be dropped. If the cup falls, you will be punished (it must be agreed in advance).

The cup had better have a handle, which is more difficult.