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There are three people, better than anyone else. The first man took a bottle of XO and poured it on the mouse. The mouse walked in a straight circle. The second man took a bottle of remy martin and poured it on the mouse. The mouse fell to the ground and stopped at once. The third man took a bottle of Erguotou and gave it to the mouse. He jumped out of the house suddenly after the mouse kicked his leg. The man sighed: "I really don't want China people to live up to expectations!" At this moment, the mouse came in with a brick and shouted, "xxxx!" " What about the cat? "

Men drink white wine, women drink beer, and everything else is casual.

The two armies confronted each other in the valley, and the guards came in to report the enemy's situation: report to the chief, the enemy reconnaissance plane is taking pictures of us. Sir: Give me an order-don't laugh!