English jokes about eating eggs

Three interesting articles-the teacher's theme

Teacher: Tom, your composition about "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

Tom: No, sir, it's the same dog.

The teacher is angry. At the same time, Frank came over. )

Teacher: Frank, why are you late? Don't you know it's already 9 o'clock?

Frank: I'm very sorry, madam. Because of that sign.

Teacher: What sign?

Frank: The one that says "School ahead, go slow".

(Teacher ..........)

Teacher: Tom, what you wrote in the composition My Dog is exactly the same as what your brother wrote. Did you copy it from him?

Tom: Teacher, that's not true! We all have the same dog.

Teacher: Frank, tell me why you are late. Don't you know the time? It's nine o'clock! ! !

Frank: Because, because of that sign.

Teacher: God horse constellation

Frank: It says that the school is ahead, go slow! ! Sign of ...

Teacher ... (you can imagine the ending)