Tell jokes to fools in English

Ann, can you tell me what the fishing net is made of?

Many small holes are tied together with ropes. The little girl replied.

fishnet

Ann, can you tell me what the fishing net is made of? The teacher asked.

Fishing nets are made by tying many small holes together with ropes. The little girl replied.

New teacher

George came back from school on September 1st.

George, what do you think of your new teacher? His mother asked.

Mom, I don't like her because she said that three plus three equals six, and then she said that two plus four equals six. .....

New teacher

On September 1 day, George came home from school.

George, do you like your new teacher? Mom asked.

Mom, I don't like it, because she said that three plus three equals six, but later she said that two plus four equals six.

Lawyers, BMW and arms

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW. Suddenly, a car came and crashed the door. The police arrived at the scene. The lawyer is complaining bitterly about destroying his beloved BMW.

"Comrade police, look what they did to my car! ! ! "The lawyer said plaintively.

"You lawyers are really materialistic, and I feel bad!" The policeman retorted, "You were so concerned about your damn BMW that you probably didn't even notice that your left arm was gone."

The lawyer finally noticed the bloody left shoulder. "Oh, my God, where is my Rolex watch?"

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, and suddenly a car came and hit the door, tearing it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

"Officer, look what they did to my BMW! ! ! ",he muttered.

"Your lawyer is too materialistic, which makes me sick! ! ! "The policeman retorted," You were so worried about your stupid BMW that you didn't notice that your left arm was broken! ! ! "

Dogs live in hotels.

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel, where he planned to stay during the holiday. "I really want to take my dog. Clean and cultured. Can you allow it to share a room with me? "

The hotel owner immediately replied to a letter, "I have been running a hotel for many years, and dogs have never stolen towels, sheets, tableware or paintings on the wall." I have never driven a dog away in the middle of the night because he was drunk and disturbed the peace, and the dog has never run away without paying the bill. In fact, your dog is very welcome in our hotel. If it vouches for you, you are also welcome to come.

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel where he was going on vacation: "I really want to take my dog." He is well dressed and behaves very appropriately. Will you allow me to leave him in my room at night? "

The hotel owner immediately replied, "I have been running this hotel for many years." During that time, I never let the dog steal towels, sheets, silverware or paintings from the wall. I have never had to expel a dog in the middle of the night because it was drunk and disorderly. I have never owed a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome in my hotel. If your dog can vouch for you, you are welcome to live here. "