A selection of jokes with deep humor

Joke is an artistic language, which is taken from life, so it is easy to understand and always makes us laugh. It can add different colors to the days of simple food and relieve the daily stress. Next, I have carefully prepared a humorous joke for you. Welcome to watch!

humorous jokes (popular articles)

1.A:? I find my wife is getting worse and worse to me. ? B：? In what way? A：? Recently, when she tied my tie, she tied it tighter every time. ?

2. A man ventured alone in the forest and suddenly found himself surrounded by cannibals. So he shouted to the sky:? I'm dead, God help me! ? A voice came from the sky:? Not necessarily. You pick up another big stone on the ground and smash the leader to death. ? So he picked up the biggest stone on the ground and slammed it at the chief, just killing him. Then there was another voice in the sky:? Now you are really dead. ?

3. Tang Priest: Wukong, the monster is coming, go, fight, go for the ideal, for justice, for the light, go with confidence, don't be afraid of the hardships and dangers ahead, don't be afraid of the sinister and sinister enemies, because the teacher has bought insurance for you, and the beneficiary is me. ?

4. I watched 3D Titanic last night. When the ship was sinking, the screen went black and the power went out! Someone shouted:? Pit dad! Why is the power cut off? Another buddy hissed and said:? Shout what shout! Hillbilly, this is 3D to let you experience the real feeling of dying ...?

5. Teacher: We should have a clear conscience when dealing with people, as the saying goes, when we come naked, we remain uncorrupted. Student: At least I got a dress.

6. There was a young couple, and the husband said? Dear, in the future, when I go out to work, you should say goodbye to my husband, and when I come home from work, you should say that my servants have visited my husband, and I wish him a happy life! ? Wife disdain, say? It's nice of you to ask me to kneel down and pay my respects to you every day. How are you going to repay me? My husband frowned and thought for a long time, then said solemnly: I promise I will only turn over your brand in the future. ?

7. once in high school, everyone listened to English listening together. New tape. Part of the new tape is white. Without making any noise. Let's wait quietly together. At this time, the teacher said to himself, why is there no sound? I was out of my mind and answered. The leucorrhea is different in length. As a result, the boys in the class burst into laughter. The girl ignored me for a week.

8. Q: What exactly did Friar Sand pick from his burden? Answer: It should be the master's underwear, razor, hair wax, men's facial cleanser, sunglasses, entry and exit pass, bank card, household registration book, navigator and BMW's driver's license! Master elder brother's hair dye, shampoo and conditioner. Bajie's Happy Nutrition Express, coke, hamburger, chewing gum, Besunyen slimming tea, PSP game machine, MP3!

9. "love in the buff" tells the story of Miriam Yeung, a Hong Kong middle-aged retail worker who has no breast, no background, no background, no diploma and loves to smoke, defeating Yang Mi, a young and beautiful Polaroid lover with big breasts and long legs, and regaining the handsome and rich boyfriend of a senior advertiser? So it can also be called "The Female Diaosi". What an inspirational movie for urban leftover women!

1. an employee is often late for work, and this day is late, the manager angrily said: You are often late for work, which is really too much! ? The employee stammered:? But? But? I get off work early! ?

deep humorous jokes (classic)

1. The only highlight of watching the Titanic premiere last night was that the camera was suddenly switched when Rose took off half the dew point, and the whole audience agreed: grass!

2. Titanic was chosen to be released in 212 to tell us that even if you get a ticket, you will die.

3. Four friends shared the first room on the 5th floor of a hotel. One day, due to the power failure, they had to walk upstairs. They took turns telling stories while walking. When they climbed to the 47th floor, they asked the fourth person to tell a short and sad story. At this moment, the fourth person stopped and said: We left our room key downstairs. ? The other three people said at the same time: Go down and get it! ?

4. It is said that the monitor of other classes is going to sell a kidney and invite everyone to see Titanic.

5. You all go to take the Titanic, but I'm going to take Noah's Ark!

6. I rented a dish to watch Titanic when I was a child. Why are you watching it now? Spoiler, the hero didn't actually die in the end? Just swollen, and acted in Shutter Island, Inception and other movies?

7. A colleague is male, and his wife is pregnant. We asked him if he knew about boys and girls. He said, It must be his son. He hasn't counted the work he has done. Then his wife gave birth to a daughter. . .

8. Short message from classmates to his father: Son: Dad, I have the audacity to ask for the monthly money again ~ His father: I will give it tomorrow, but I still hope to accept it ~ Son: My father's words are heavy, and he kneels down to thank him ~ His father: God's grace is mighty, so it's unnecessary ~ Son: My father is busy with state affairs and family affairs, and I wonder if my mother is healthy ~ His father: The worldly affairs are busy. My son is in the hometown of Confucianism, so there is no need to worry! Son: I obey orders. Long live my emperor. Long live my emperor.

9. There is a sister in my girlfriend's dormitory. Spring Festival travel rush is crowded to death in the train when she comes home. It happened that these sisters are beautiful, so you know, all kinds of extortion. As a result, this sister is hairy and directly comes to the sentence? Who squeezes out the old lady's child? I'll make a way out with whom ~ Nima is still a green channel

1. An American lawyer put fire insurance on his cigar! The insurance company really underwrites it. As a result, the lawyer took the insurance company to court for a cigar quilt worth $15,? Small fire? Full of wear and tear. The judge ruled against the insurance company. After losing the case, the insurance company immediately took? Suspected of 24 cases of intentional arson? Arrest the lawyer. All the testimony was provided by the lawyer himself. In the end, the lawyer was sentenced to 24 months in prison and a fine of $25,.

Deep humorous jokes (selected articles)

1. sihui east station on Metro Line 1 managed to grab a seat, and an old man got up at Sihui, so he got up and gave up his seat. As a result, a sister next to him sat down, angry: this is for the old man. Sister ignored me and just bowed her head and played with her mobile phone. Helpless, she turned around and silently farted at her

2. The release date of Titanic in mainland China was March 28th, 1998. China SARFT was established on June 25th, 1998. So? Why didn't radio and television delete Ruth's dew point lens then, but now? This matter, this is really not the fault of the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television?

3. There was a jealous woman who searched her husband every day. As long as she found a hair of another woman, she would cry and make a scene. Once she searched for a long time, but found nothing, so she cried even more fiercely. She pointed at her husband and cursed: Well, I didn't expect you to even let go of the nun now! (@ 京京京京京京)

4. Wang Xiaoya, the host of Happy Dictionary program, interviewed a program audience and asked:? Which hostess do you admire most in your mind? The audience said:? It's you. ? Wang Xiaoya asked? Why do you say that? The audience said:? Because you look a bit like Yang Lan! ?

5. In the homework of My Favorite Family Members, my son mentioned grandpa, grandma, mom and grandma like a genealogy? But at the end, I turned my pen and wrote:? To say who I like best in my family, I believe you have guessed, of course, it is my father. Other people are very strict with me, only my father is the best. I am elated, but when I turn to the next page, I see two words written at the beginning of the first line-bullying.

6. Dad asked his son: Do you love mom or dad best? My son loves everything. Dad is unwilling to ask? If I go to America and mom goes to Paris, where will you go? Paris. ? Why? The son answered? Paris is beautiful. ? Dad asked again:? Then I'll go to Paris, and mom will go to America. Of course I'll go to America. ? The son answered naturally, and the father said in dismay: Why do you always go with mom? The son looked calm:? Paris just went? !

7. My dad once received a phone call, and the other party said a lot of nonsense, which made my dad confused. My dad got angry and said, "Who are you?" What's the matter? Is it "wrong number" This one is bigger than my dad's fire. He said, "What's the matter? What's the matter? I just charged you 1 yuan for the phone bill. Why don't you chat with me for a while?"

8. I found a bottle of expired toner at home. Did a search on the internet:? Toner expired, how to use it as waste? Jump out the best answer: for my husband.

9. The reporter interviewed an old lady in the street. Talk about the influence of windy weather on your life? . Old lady:? I'll go, that affects the boss. Why don't you go shopping with my old man today? Emma, where is my old man? ! . . . ?

1. A buddy is a bit of an idiot. After graduating from college, he became a policeman. Some time ago, he arrested a pyramid scheme leader. The old policeman didn't want to be tried because the evidence was conclusive. As a result, he disappeared with the suspect in the middle of the night. Later, when I caught the person back, I realized that this product was actually persuaded by the pyramid scheme leader ...

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