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Complete works of funny and humorous two-part allegorical sayings

Complete works of funny and humorous two-part allegorical sayings

Funny and humorous two-part allegorical sayings, which are composed of two parts, are also the crystallization of wisdom, and some modern two-part allegorical sayings also have a certain sense of joy and funny. Here is a funny and humorous two-part allegorical saying.

Interesting and humorous two-part allegorical saying 1 1, the steel wire wears tofu-forget it.

2, firecrackers at both ends-want to (ring) together.

3, eat fish without spitting bones-talk with thorns

4, the light in the kitchen-often suffer indignities

The pole erected 5.800 years ago-the old bachelor

6, powder into the coffin-the pride of death

7, the god of wealth begging-pretending to be poor

8, crossing the river ferry-worthwhile.

9, broken handle hoe-uncertain

10. Daughter-in-law is pregnant-pretending to be a grandson

1 1, the lost child who opened the temple fair-what a shame.

12, freshly baked iron-pure heart

13, ask the axe in front of luban-learning is coming.

14, Lu became a monk-no attachments

15, Peach Blossoms in Water-Go with the Flow

16, skating Osaka (Banshanpo; Slope)-cool from head to foot

17, carrying grass in rainy days-the burden is getting heavier and heavier.

18, flies by the manger-equip yourself.

19, wasp stinging and balding-headache; Not covered or covered.

20, wasps sting scorpions-fight poison with poison

2 1, high horse and short stirrup-dilemma; Up-down dilemma

22, jacket to cotton-padded jacket-the same old story

23. Pedestrians in the street-people come and go.

24. Picking peonies in a hospital bed-longing for flowers.

25, lighting candles-longevity (Ming)

26. Open the fur coat-load the sheep (example)

27, the weasel rests-a nest is not as good as a nest.

28, set up a stage to sell crabs-there are not many goods, and the posture is not big.

29, double ring fire-I am so angry that I am going to explode.

30, wearing a fur hat carved by the wicked-pretending to be an eagle.

3 1, porridge stand in front of the hotel-robbing people of business.

Elephants drink water-they are very generous.

33. Selling dumplings for sesame cakes-all-rounder.

34. Catch the right silkworm moth-never let it go.

35. Tears in the theater-lovers

36. The stone that dreams of marrying-Sisi.

37. A girl looking forward to sunshine-a person who wants sunshine.

38, the tears of the theater-sentient beings

39. Rolling pins come in different lengths-each size has its own purpose.

40. Get married on stage-not a real couple

4 1, irrelevant

42. The poor widow goes to the market-she doesn't need people or money.

43. A hoe with a broken handle-one with a handle.

44. Feed the tiger in bed-harm others and harm yourself.

The two sisters are lovesick-they are suffering from the same disease.

46. The olive butt is unstable; Can't sit still

47. Cover the table with a sheet because it is very big.

48, flowers towards the sun-love (sunny)

49. The worm in the corn stalk-special (drilling) heart

50, swollen face fat-loaded with money

5 1, a lamp in the wind-I don't know when it will go out.

52. Fart under the covers-you can write (smell) and type (cover).

53, angry quarrel-no one says who.

54. Puppet Dance-Your Matchmaker

55, one in a hundred-beauty

56, the girl as the media-their own insurance.

57. Baoyu and Xiangyun wept for Jia Mu, each with his own tears.

58. We share weal and woe, and live and die together.

59, Chen Shimei when xu-like the new and tired of the old.

60, salt has salt, no salt has light-it's not good for you.

6 1, June mustard-false intention

62. Peeled trees-not long

63. Dou Dang is the emperor-weak.

64. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west-saying that he has no sunny (affection) and sunny (affection)

At the age of 65, Yang Zongbao got married-both happy and surprised.

66. Liu Hai pulls Meng Jiangnv-crying and laughing.

67. I covered nine quilts and had a beautiful dream-I can't figure it out.

68, peeling cuttlefish belly-a pair of black hearts.

69, do clay figurine craft-pinch (pinch) hands pinch (pinch) feet

70. Stone lions at the door-in pairs

7 1, dumb love-by gesture

72, banana fruit-wholeheartedly

73, Yuanyang playing in the water-both fall off the horse

74, the car spent an abacus-not good at calculation.

75. Good flowers and cow dung-don't match.

76, dreaming and jumping into the well-a false alarm; Shivaas

A girl marries a eunuch-she won't die.

78. Love in movies-false feelings and hypocrisy

79. The car broke the steering wheel-it went on the rampage.

80, the beauty in the painting-don't marry.

8 1, hide from the rain and hide in the city god temple-damn it

82. Han Xiangzi plays the flute-extraordinary.

83. Cut the watermelon with a sharp knife-separate the two.

84. Invite the Wolf to be my guest-I'm impatient.

85, the mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable (wet hair)

86. It rained three times a day-not very sunny (feeling)

87. Brick-making mold, insert knife sheath-frame sleeve

88. Set up a stage to sell tofu-not much business.

89. Dreaming about Xu-I think it is eccentric.

90, heifer menstruation-blood cow circle

Interesting and humorous two-part allegorical saying 2 1, colorful handkerchief for juggling-don't hide it.

2, dogs eat tofu brain-leisure (bit)

3. Toad opens an umbrella-a strange thing; Strange thing

4. The dragon from the Crystal Palace-unable to move.

5, chat-nonsense

6. Divide 500 into two parts -250.

7. Blind people wear glasses-you pretend to compare.

8, tortoise upside down-there are rules (referring to the rules of superior upside down).

9. Toad carries a small hand on his back-coldly rushing to the local leader.

10, Han Xiangzi plays the flute-extraordinary.

1 1, skinned toad-three jumps when he dies.

12, wasp stinging and balding-headache; Not covered or covered.

13, scalding chicken in cold water-penniless

14, old and proud as a peacock-romantic

15, raised by big girls-ugly things

16, triangle cemetery-evil

17, wax figure playing with fire-take care of yourself

18, moldy grapes-all bad water

19, staring at the sky-as blind as a bat.

20, farming is not in the early days-bad species

2 1, flies on the tiger's head-you can't shoot them.

22. Leipo talks with the Dragon King-the ends of the earth seek a bosom friend.

23, the heart of the bodhisattva-no heart

24, cow excrement bug move-fuck off

25, with a piece of cloth magic-mask

26, the tiger hanged himself-no one dared to save.

27, tortoise-supervision

28. Tigers eat snails-there is no way to go; Difficult to say; not feel like eating

29. It's (quite) risky to step on the tightrope with a big belly-the collar.

30. A mouse has a thick waist-that's a big deal.

3 1, Tortoise-(Tortoise) Ordinance

32, the fairy fart-unusual

33, sesame oil fried tofu-a big capital.

The car broke the steering wheel-it went on the rampage.

35. Picking peonies in a hospital bed-longing for flowers.

Interesting classic xiehouyu

1, sprinkle soybeans in sesame fields-miscellaneous

2. Open the coffin and shout to catch the thief-it's so wronged.

3, stewed cold duck rotten mouth is not bad

4, carp looking for carp, carp looking for carp-birds of a feather flock together.

Toad raises its feathers-it is an exotic bird.

6, rotten umbrella to cover the sun-half cloudy

7, the fly on the tiger's head-can't shoot.

8, triangle cemetery-wicked

9. Sell both cloth and salt-take care of leisure (salt).

10, the mouse has a thick waist-that's a big deal.

1 1, old and proud as a peacock-romantic.

12, catch a turtle in the basket-as sure as a gun.

13, kidnapper goes to hospital-self-treatment (foot)

14, playing lanterns in the toilet-shit (dying)

15, Toad with a small hand on his back-a small local leader who rushed cold.

16, meat and bones blow the horn-meat (dizzy)

17, the mouse goes into the coffin-bites the dead.

18, no emergence in farming-bad species

19, picking peony in the hospital bed-longing for flowers.

20, touch the yellow mud in the crotch-not dead (shit) but dead (shit)

2 1, the dog takes the mouse-mind your own business

22, blacksmith shop materials-knock goods

23. Sorghum is scattered in the millet field-miscellaneous

24, toilet poetry-smelly scholar

25, fart in the spittoon-I can't think of it (loud)

26. Old sow sneezes-clumsy mouth and tongue.

27, toilet lighting-seek death (shit)

28, coffin shop business-life and death money.

29, the husband chicken on fire-bureaucrats (Crown Liao)

30. Turtle somersault-one rule after another (Turtle)

Interesting and humorous two-part allegorical saying 3 1. Put lime on your mouth-to put it bluntly (brush)

2, a knot in one's throat-gambling (blocking)

3. Bald men wear hats-they can't (hair) for five days.

4. Walking in the watermelon field-both sides meet the source (both sides meet the circle)

5. Keep the beam on the road-be careful.

6, long live the nosebleed-Zheng Hong (I red)

7. Going abroad-layman (sailing)

8. The father kowtowed to his son-outrageous (outrageous).

9, singing and riding-no (walking)

10, Coptis chinensis soaked in melon seeds-bitter people (benevolence)

1 1, grass grows on the temple platform-panic (shortage)

12, gold sold as brass-wasted (wealth)

13, washing Huang Lian by the river-why bother (bitter river)

14, grandma died, son-hopeless (no uncle)

15, what's next-ask to the end (tattoo to the end)

16, selling cloth without feet-deliberately broken (deliberately not measured)

17, the stone is soaked in the sauce jar-it's a long story (one salt is hard to get in)

18, the radish went into the vegetable cellar-it was gone.

19, blunt knife breaks bamboo-hard (silent)

20,/kloc-weather in February-hands and feet (frozen hands and feet)

2 1, burning flagpole-sigh (long charcoal)

22. Walking in the watermelon field-both sides meet the source (both sides meet the circle)

23. Tortoise in Xie Yuan-Rules (Tortoise)

24. Millennium stone Buddha statue-honest man (old stone man)

25. Talk to fans-crazy talk (gossip)

26. Looking for sticks in the sorghum field-swinging blindly (bye-bye)

27. There is a red light at the gate-a good name (Ming) is outside.

28, weasel foraging-play it by ear (chicken)

29, pickles mixed with tofu-there is a word (salt) first.

30. The husband slapped a face-bleak (wife is cool)

3 1, growing vegetables on the wall-no chance (no garden)

32, turtle belly chicken feathers-anxious to return (turtle heart is like an arrow)

33, wear gloves in June-conservative (hand)

34, 12 sycamore-certain (one ingot)

35, weasels and other foods-play it by ear (chicken)

Classic funny two-part allegorical saying

1, the sedan chair is spent at the theatre-poor and happy.

2, pulling the champion and calling the brother-in-law-want to climb.

3, the fire disciple-shameless.

4, hemp stalk-not reliable; trustless

5. Sorghum is scattered in millet fields-miscellaneous

6. Poor widows go to the market-no one wants money, no money.

7. The rice is not cooked yet, which is really boring.

8, the mouse into the coffin-bite the dead

9. Rebecca's grandfather-old ghost

10, selling bean jelly in the twelfth month-not the right time.

1 1, change the robe into an undershirt-more than enough.

12, the dog bites the beggar-animals cheat, too.

13, rotten sore-hopeless

14, fairy fart-extraordinary

15, crow's paw-black hand

16, it is a curse for a tiger to talk at close range.

17, wearing dog skin-not people

18, the old monk talks about Buddhist scriptures-listening while talking.

19, hold the charcoal pro-touch the black nose

20, tortoise-supervision

2 1, mouse tail-big deal

22, monkey diarrhea-bad intestines

23 years old, dreaming of the history of marrying-unexpected.

24, staring at the sky-as blind as a bat

25. Sprinkle soybeans in sesame fields-miscellaneous

26. the old cow came to power-a lot of shit.

27. Fan Jin reunited-overjoyed; be as happy as a lark

28, the mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable (wet hair)

29, learn to blow at the age of 80-out of breath.

30, blacksmith shop materials-knock goods

Common funny allegorical sayings

1, farmland whipping-bragging (urging cattle)

2. Blowing the horn through the window-fame (singing outside)

3, the beans at the bottom of the bowl-vivid (grain into the eye)

4, monkeys learn to walk-fake (fake orangutans)

The old monk lives in a cave-there is nothing (no temple).

6, blacksmith furnace-fan (fan) wind ignition

7, the monk's home-temple (Miao)

8, answer the phone on horseback-strange smell (riding)

9. The cargo ship went out to sea for amateurs (foreign airlines)

10, firecrackers are set off in the well-everything happens for a reason (there is a round sound)

1 1, the poor carpenter opened it-only one sentence (only a saw)

12, the child led his father across the road-modesty (holding a beard)

13, the needle is still picking towels-not surprising (not enough flags)

14, chicken feathers tied to telephone poles-how dare you (what a big duster)

15, the heavy object fell into the well wall (floating) and could not come.

16, dreaming becomes a butterfly-fantasy (want to fly)

17, lotus pond fire-accident (coupled fire)

18, pinch the lice on the eyebrows-blink (lice)

19, stir-fry pickles without soy sauce-a word comes first (salt comes first)

20. The blacksmith never closes his eyes-he owes a hammer.

2 1, hardcover maotai-jiu (wine)

22, wear gloves in June-conservative (hand)

23, Mentougou lawsuit-no (coal).

24, eat ginseng-spare (after)

25, nail palm on chicken feet-wrong topic (hoof)

26. The commander is high in the treetops (branches).

27. Hanging curtains on the wall-outrageous (painting)

28, the scholar's towel-package lose (Bao Shu)

29. My father-old waste (Su)

30. Open a drawer in a drugstore-have fun (looking for pills).

3 1 42 cotton-talk (play)

32. My nephew plays with lanterns-as usual (uncle)

33. My nephew plays lanterns-as usual (according to my uncle)

34, from Henan to Hunan-more difficult (south and south)

35, brother is not at home-come less (sister-in-law)