Forty humorous sentences about eating instant noodles and making friends on weekends.

Eat instant noodles on weekends and send a humorous sentence to a circle of friends. 1. You are instant noodles, I am water, and I want to soak you.

2. I ate instant noodles at night and gave myself two eggs, added two pieces of cheese and a ham sausage, and did evil.

I hate eating instant noodles ~

Every time I secretly make a bowl of noodles to eat in my room, my mother smells it as soon as she goes to the second floor, saying that you are eating instant noodles again, isn't it! It stinks! How come! How can the old altar sauerkraut stink! Too spicy! ! ! Hum!

You shouldn't eat instant noodles and jiaozi at night, because your stomach hurts and your tears are coming down.

6. Add red dates to keep healthy when eating instant noodles. After 90, I died.

7. What is loneliness? It's not that a person eats instant noodles in a convenience store late at night, that no one likes your circle of friends, and that no one has been single. Loneliness is what you say that no one can understand. So, you stopped talking.

8. At this time, I stood in front of the kettle, thinking about whether to eat instant noodles. After a long hesitation, another voice in my heart sounded: Boil or soak? I chose the latter.

9. I was wondering at that time whether it was inappropriate to eat instant noodles at home at this time, but then I thought that eating barbecue and boiling water on the roadside at this time was simply a happy flight, so the water had already burned.

10. Eating instant noodles after being single for a long time will cause hallucinations.

1 1. Always have a luxurious lunch once or twice a month. It's really hard to eat instant noodles without mustard tuber every day.

What do you like best? Love is an affair that you only eat once a week. You say it, I promise to eat instant noodles.

13. What is a perfect match? Jiaozi and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk, movies and popcorn, instant noodles and ham. Handsome guys and handsome guys have always been together like this.

14. I'm too tired to move when I come back from work for the first time. I ate two bananas and didn't want to go down. I have the idea of eating instant noodles. It seems that I am really tired recently!

15. I didn't eat breakfast. I smelled the smell of instant noodles eaten by my uncle, and I swallowed my saliva crazily. It's really hard for me!

16. My dad told me when he was eating instant noodles at night. Well, now I'm eating instant noodles.

17. Why can I gain weight by eating instant noodles every day? It must be empty.

18. In the morning 10, go to the Internet cafe and have a bucket of instant noodles for breakfast. I left the Internet cafe at 1 1 and stood on the colorful streets in Guiping, feeling a little down and out.

19. I used to like instant noodles at home, but now I want to eat boiled spicy beef instant noodles and two eggs.

20. It turns out that when you are lonely, all tastes of instant noodles are the same.

Eat instant noodles on weekends and make friends. 2 1. I worked hard all day today and didn't cook anything. I was hungry at night and ate instant noodles.

22. On the solstice of winter, a person plays computer and eats instant noodles.

23. If you have no money to eat instant noodles, or feel sad but no one to share, you just need to remember to get through it.

24. I really want to eat spicy strips, spicy, and noodles with sauerkraut. ...

25. Why don't I like Dove, instant noodles, big pieces of beef and glutinous rice?

26. When I was hungry at night, I ate a small bucket of instant noodles, and then after eating it, my stomach swelled, and I ate Jianweixiaoshi tablets.

I was hungry last night, and I vomited after eating this instant noodle. I'm still considering whether to eat today.

28. I suddenly want to eat instant noodles with eggs and have a glass of sake. I want to eat instant noodles because I'm hungry, and I want to drink a glass of wine because I'm afraid I'll be thirsty after eating instant noodles …

29. The technological era that tap water can cook instant noodles has finally come true.

30. Fishing for gold wife: I can carry an explosive bag on my head and my face is freckled like a bird's nest. The person wearing it is called Brother Sharp, and you can barely eat instant noodles. When it rains, the house can receive water and the car needs to run with its feet. If you fall in love with me at first sight, remember to leave your number.

3 1. When taking a bath, the faucet freezes to death to the right and burns to the left. Tie your hair twice and loosen it three times. Tight instant noodles. You can't eat enough in one bucket, and you can't finish it in two buckets.

32. Shut up. My sister in the dormitory eats instant noodles, which smells delicious.

33. If you are instant noodles, can I be boiled water?

34. How difficult is it to get rid of a person's habits? Just like I want vinegar when I eat instant noodles.

35. When I met my old classmates, everyone pretended to smile and said polite words, and I would never stay up late reading and eating instant noodles in the dormitory as before.

36. Eating conveniently is harmful to my health. .......... told me not to eat instant noodles. No one cooks for me and makes me drink northwest wind.

37. I am just hungry. As a result, my leg was scalded by freshly boiled water. I will never eat instant noodles again in my life. I finally understand what heartbreaking pain means.

38. I played with instant noodles all night yesterday. I just came to the hospital today, and I'm still checking the express delivery status on the way ~ ~ ~ single dog Quanzhong!

I hope you have a good life, don't stay up late, don't lose sleep, go to bed on time, get up on time, eat on time, eat less instant noodles, exercise well, study hard, and think of me occasionally.

40. What is miserable? I accidentally spilled an oil bag on my pants while eating instant noodles.

Send 40 humorous sentences about eating durian at night to friends circle.

Humorous sentences about eating durian in the evening were sent to friends circle. 1. If I had been sitting under the durian tree, my job wouldn't be as easy as it is now.

2. Why overeating durian and soaking feet every day can't relieve dysmenorrhea at all.

3. I ate super delicious durian today, and even my husband, who always doesn't like durian, finally scrambled to eat it with me.

4. After eating McDonald's all day, I ate a lot of durian in the evening, and I couldn't finish it.

You can refrain from eating, but you can't stop eating durian.

6. I smell something! Eating durian on the train is really suffocating!

7. How pitiful it is not to eat durian. You can only stand in front of a pile of durians and smell them when you go to the supermarket. Similarly, there are mangoes and pineapples.

8. I made an old Cantonese dessert jiaozi cake with salted egg yolk and durian, and it was delicious! Retain the original soft glutinous rice cake, and you can also eat salted egg yolk and sweet durian, which is really satisfying!

9. I especially like durian, hahahaha, starting with durian-flavored soda.

10. Today's news often knows that I like durian. I bought a big one to pick me up yesterday. I can only give my uncle a lovely order. He bought another one today, but he was angry and unfamiliar with it. He called directly: How can you eat durian in your mouth?

1 1. The taste of durian is the best. Take a piece of pulp and put it in your mouth. It's slippery. The pulp sticks to your tongue and is soft and delicate. It's too sweet. The more you eat, the more you like it, and the more you want to eat it.

12. A person ate a whole durian, which exploded and exploded.

13. I ate a durian this morning. I hope I won't burp in the future.

14. Orchid crab is super fresh and tender. Durian blooms super well and is full, but there is still some left.

15. I have no choice. I ate a durian candy with my classmates in class.

16. After eating KFC all day, I ate a lot of durian in the evening, which was super satisfying.

17. Just live like a durian. Not everyone likes it, but everyone who likes it is very tall.

18. I ate durian twice a week. If I eat like that every week, I can't keep it alive.

19. I was eating durian, and this guy came up to me silently and asked me, Ma Ma, are you stinking?

20. Big Brother likes durian and jackfruit, but the sugar is high. The main goal this year is to help lose weight and help digestion. You still have to cook by yourself, or you'll have to beep.

Humorous sentences about eating durian in the evening are sent to friends circle 2 2 1. There are many scruples about the joy of the old mother eating durian at that moment. It is delicious. I love durian!

22. I always feel that I said I would never eat durian again this year, but I started eating it again. It's so sweet and delicious.

23. I will go to Thailand this year to eat durian, ride an elephant and hold a shemale, one in each hand.

24. A pregnant mother who was still eating durian in the middle of the night finished it in one night.

I don't like durian. You like durian. I like it if I like it. You have to drag me to say that durian is so delicious. How could you not like it? Durian is the best in the world. It is wrong that you don't like durian.

26. Durian pulp contains starch, sugar, protein and various vitamins, and is nutritious. Therefore, the reputation of "the king of fruits" is well deserved.

27. There is nothing in the world that durian can't solve. If one piece is not enough, come to the whole piece.

28. Eat durian in the afternoon, burp or smell durian at night, so happy!

29. It's time to eat durian again. Take your time.

30. I like to eat durian cake, durian pizza and snail powder. I admit that I am a man of heavy taste.

3 1. I like durian, but I don't like granny durian cake.

32. I ate an extra piece of durian in the office, and the result was another rainstorm.

Everything looks delicious. I'm starving. I'm starving. I really want to eat snail powder durian pizza.

34. After eating durian, you can't sing with the microphone, if the microphone still wants it.

35. I just ate a piece of durian, and then I want to say to it, "I will never see you again in my life."

36. I like eating durian very much recently. Brother Dong has a face of vomiting every time he watches me eat. I really don't like these foods.

37. Eating durian three times a month is my biggest affirmation of this durian pizza.

38. A person's lunch, a whole durian pizza, leaves the skin after eating the stuffing.

39. How long has it been since I ate durian? It is really delicious.

40. There is nothing in the world that durian can't solve. If one slice is not enough, take the whole slice. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.

Chasing drama, eating instant noodles, and sending 40 short sentences of friends circle in the middle of the night.

Late at night, chasing dramas, eating instant noodles and making friends, in a short sentence, 1. When you are old, eating hot pot will hurt your stomach, eating instant noodles will swell your gums, and eating baked gluten will still hurt your stomach.

I don't like instant noodles now, not only the taste is bad, but also my stomach is hard to accept, and I want to throw up every time I finish eating.

The first time I took the green leather train, everyone on the train was eating instant noodles and crying. I ordered dry fried beef river, which is more delicious than box lunch.

4. Finally, they are husband and wife. He waited for me late after work. He didn't eat in the shop at 7: 30 in the evening. Eat instant noodles with him and share joys and sorrows. Will he go on like this when he is rich?

When I was hungry at night, I ate a small bucket of instant noodles, and then after eating it, my stomach swelled, so I ate Jianweixiaoshi tablets.

6. Some people just judge a star according to online rumors, but forget to think that these articles were written by some people lying down eating instant noodles.

7. Eat steamed buns and instant noodles when you are hungry at night. And my brother, I volunteered during the day and ate two meals in the cafeteria for nothing.

8. Why can I gain weight by eating instant noodles every day? It must be empty.

9. Every time I watch Korean dramas, the most common thing is to eat instant noodles. I want to eat every time I look at it. However, every time I eat them, I feel sick.

10. My appetite is so small now that my old father, who doesn't like instant noodles, made me a bowl of instant noodles for fear that I was hungry.

1 1. Shut up. Girls in the dormitory eat instant noodles, which smells good to me.

12. I am really greedy. I'm afraid I won't get fat if I eat instant noodles, pickled peppers and chicken feet at night

13. I was so hungry at midnight that I was ready to eat instant noodles, and the soup spilled all over the bed. I not only have to wash the sheets in the middle of the night, but also blow dry the mattress.

14. Watching others eat instant noodles, I also made a bowl of instant noodles. I don't want to eat after two bites. It smells good, but it tastes bad.

15. What instant noodles do you eat at night? It's not healthy at all I want to vomit when I smell it!

16. The side effect of eating instant noodles at night is that your stomach growls.

17. Today, I am very confused. Why is eating instant noodles on the train more delicious than in other places?

18. When I go back to the dormitory every day, I am hungry and have to struggle for a while. I was so hungry that I began to eat instant noodles. Today is tomato noodles. That's enough. I can't do it without fucking support.

19. No girl bought a bucket of instant noodles on Tanabata and went home to soak. . .

20. People have really changed, just like I used to like instant noodles and braise in soy sauce, but now I like hot and sour.

Late at night, chasing dramas, eating instant noodles and making friends, short sentence 2 2 1. Instant noodles and Kangxi are here, continuing the comfortable life in the police station, eating well, sleeping well and attending classes well, huh?

22. If you are instant noodles, can I be boiled water?

23. what do you like Love is an affair that you only eat once a week. You say it, I promise to eat instant noodles.

24. Eating this taste is a little nostalgic for the time when I lived in the dormitory and the era of instant noodles. Hungry at night, there is a delicious time to make instant noodles.

25. Eating instant noodles instead of sausages and braised eggs is the biggest compromise for me to lose weight.

26. Add two ham sausages to the noodles with Chinese sauerkraut in Laotan. It will be perfect in two minutes. I really like instant noodles.

I worked all day today, but I didn't cook anything to eat. I was hungry at night and ate instant noodles.

28. No money, no car, no house and no career. Pick up girls and make noodles.

29. I vomited after eating this instant noodle when I was hungry last night. I'm hungry today and I'm still considering whether to eat.

30. I brushed my teeth in bed and my mobile phone. As a result, I was even hungrier and got up to eat instant noodles. I can't eat any more.

3 1. Xiao Chen finally realized his childhood dream: eating instant noodles three times a day.

In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My father urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are preservatives and can't be eaten. Me: Dad, who wants to eat instant noodles with me? My dad: Yes.

33. I ate instant noodles at night and gave myself two eggs, two pieces of cheese and a ham sausage. This is a sin.

I have almost forgotten what rice tastes like. The eighth day of eating instant noodles ~

35. When I was a child, I dreamed of eating instant noodles every day when I grew up. Hey, it really came true.

I want to buy shoes and beautiful clothes. However, the economy has restricted me from eating instant noodles today.

37. I suddenly smelled instant noodles. Roommates eat instant noodles and drink coke in the middle of the night. Why don't they gain weight?

38. Turn to Lianjiang at two o'clock. Eating instant noodles at McDonald's in the moving station, I feel that the waiter is going to kill us. hahaha. When the customers next to us saw our instant noodles, they were itching to buy them.

39. I ate a bowl of instant noodles and snacks at night, and I was so tired that I almost vomited.

40. Jiang Lili Xianting and I really hope that when we eat instant noodles in senior three, we will still be happy.

Eat instant noodles and send humorous sentences to friends circle (39 sentences in one episode)

Eat instant noodles and send a humorous sentence to friends circle (Part I) 1. Because I don't eat, I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon. Ah, ah, I want to eat a big meal!

When you are hungry, the people next to you are eating instant noodles, and they are really desperate.

3. Turn to Lianjiang at two o'clock. Eating instant noodles at McDonald's in the moving station, I feel that the waiter is going to kill us. hahaha. When the customers next to us saw our instant noodles, they were itching to buy them.

I want to eat instant noodles every time I watch Korean dramas. However, I feel sick every time I eat them.

Eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room doesn't seem to disperse the flavor. I lost badly, but Hiro was really delicious. I ate bedding noodles this time.

6. Why can I gain weight by eating instant noodles every day? It must be empty.

7. On the solstice of winter, a person plays computer and eats instant noodles.

8. Don't lose the person who is full of you, the person who eats instant noodles with you and suffers together.

9. I really want to eat spicy noodles with Chinese sauerkraut. ...

10. I hate instant noodles ~

1 1. It pains me to think that I can't go home this weekend and I can only order takeout to eat instant noodles every day.

12. I've been entangled in the library for a long time. Do you want to go back to eat instant noodles? Let's arrange such a big event on Friday night.

13. I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you get it at all costs, you don't deserve love anymore.

14. I'm hungry at night and want to make some achievements at the end of the year, but I can't wake up during the day and have a headache.

15. Baby, can you make my instant noodles? You ask why? First, I want to hit on you; Second, I like instant noodles.

16. I don't like instant noodles now. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach can't accept it. I want to throw up every time I eat.

17. I cherish the days of eating instant noodles. I seldom eat it, so I think it's delicious. I took a careful bite.

18. When I am poor, even if I eat instant noodles, I will eat eight flavors and will not repeat the sample every day.

19. Advise everyone to have dinner in the evening. Don't wait until midnight to get hungry, and then start to regret after eating a big bowl of instant noodles.

20. I ate a lot today, but I was still too hungry to eat instant noodles at night.

Eat instant noodles and send humorous sentences to friends circle (Part II) 2 1. Add two sausages to the noodles in the old jar. It will be perfect in two minutes. I really like instant noodles.

I thought everything was ready, but it suddenly occurred to me that I should buy some packets of instant noodles and pickled mustard tuber, and try to eat instant noodles while typing.

23. Eating instant noodles at night is so fun and exciting.

24. When I was hungry at night, I ate a small bucket of instant noodles, and then after eating it, my stomach swelled, and I ate Jianweixiaoshi tablets.

I want to buy shoes and beautiful clothes. However, the economy has restricted me from eating instant noodles today.

26. Now I want to eat instant noodles, mala Tang, skewers, barbecue, fish meal, snail powder, KFC and so on. Ten thousand ants crawl in my heart.

For the first time in 30 years, I spent the New Year alone. On the table is the leftover from yesterday's instant noodles, listening to coke. I found that because the Spring Festival came so quietly, I didn't buy any dried fruits for the New Year. It smells like snoring ~ ~

28. I used to like instant noodles at home, but now I want to eat boiled spicy beef instant noodles and two eggs.

29. The first beauty will never come again. Xiao Qiang's vulgar butterfly shirt makes instant noodles.

30. Shut up. My sister in the dormitory eats instant noodles, which smells delicious.

3 1. You are instant noodles, I am water, and I want to soak you.

Eating instant noodles alone, you think you are suffering alone, but so am I, everyone. This is life.

Xiao Chen finally realized his childhood dream: eating instant noodles three times a day.

34. When you want to be melodramatic at night, hold back. Generally, you will have a midnight snack and tell your instant noodles, fried rice and mutton skewers what you want to say. When they hear too many of your secrets, eat them.

I like to eat instant noodles in the middle of the night. It's delicious. I used to eat instant noodles in my last life.

36. I ate instant noodles and porridge at home for five days. I came to work today and was told that the canteen was closed. Ok, let's continue to eat instant noodles.

37. First business trip this year. I'm late, hungry and tired, and don't want to eat instant noodles.

38. The side effect of eating instant noodles at night is growling.

39. I'm here to curse all the people who treat me badly. I've eaten instant noodles all my life, and I don't need seasoning packets. ...