Please ask for English jokes (use future continuous tense)

SHUT YOUR MOUTH

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The man says, 'What's the problem. Officer?'

Officer:'I'm going to give you a ticket for not wearing your seat belt.'Man:'Oh,Ijust took it off when you were walking up to the car.'Wife:'Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.'The man turns to his wife and yells:'SHUT YOUR MOUTH!WOMAN!'The officer turns to the woman and asks,'Ma'am,does your husband talk to you this way all the time?'The wife says ,'No,only when he's drunk.'

When was Rome built

Teacher:When was Rome built?

Tom:At night.

Teacher:Who told you that?

Tom:You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day.