Tell a ghost story

A ghost story that makes people laugh to death Time: 2009-06-27 23:46 Source: Unknown Author: admin Clicks: 40 times

A slightly scary joke (the best of both worlds): First A story about a supernatural incident reminds me of a supernatural incident my sister told me... My sister has a friend who has a little son who is about three years old... One day he found that his son was standing by the window. He waved and said: Goodbye, uncle! The friend didn’t take it seriously at first... thinking that his son was talking to the uncle passing by on the street (because

A slightly scary joke (the best of both worlds):

The first story is a supernatural incident

I remembered a supernatural incident that my sister told me...

My sister has a friend who has a son who is about three years old. His youngest son...

One day he found that his son was waving at the window and saying: "Goodbye, uncle!"

The friend initially disagreed...

I thought my son was talking to Uncle who was passing by on the street (because he lives in a low-rise building)

But I also felt that his son always spoke like this around dusk

WO...But I couldn't see anyone outside the window...The more my friend thought about it, the more scared he became...

So he asked his son who he wanted to say goodbye to... .

The son replied: "With the uncle!"

The friend asked again: "There is no one outside! Which uncle are you talking to?"

The son's side Pointing outside, he answered him:

"Which uncle?

Uncle Sun!"

The second story on the country road

On a country road with twists and turns, because car accidents often happen, there are often some ghost stories. One night, a taxi driver saw a man with long hair and a shawl on the side of the road, dressed in white. The woman waved to him. Because the driver had never seen a ghost before, he was very bold. He stopped and let her get in the car. On the way, although the driver didn’t believe in ghosts, he was still confused, so he often looked at the people behind him from the rear view without looking in the mirror. The woman was driving, and suddenly the driver noticed that the woman was missing! The driver was startled, and he quickly stepped on the brakes! The woman appeared again, and her face was covered with blood. It was extremely scary. The driver was so scared that his whole body I became weak and said half a sentence. I thought: It's over, it's over, this time I really encountered a ghost!" When I was nervous, the woman spoke:

"Hey! Mr. Driver , I was just afraid of being seen by you, so I was embarrassed, so I bent down and picked my nose. Who told you to brake in such a hurry! Look! It made me have a nosebleed!"

Third A story of heads outside the window

Just these days, an old man came to the village. The old man looked very haggard and frustrated, but maybe because no one knew him, no one paid special attention to it. As a result , just in the evening, the old man was found hanging in the woods! The hanging place was just behind Xiaojing's house, and the old man could be clearly seen even through the bathroom window!

In the evening, Xiaojing came back. Since the body was disposed of quickly, Xiaojing didn’t know about it. Xiaojing went to take a bath because the bathroom was very small, so she was very close to the transom when taking a bath. Halfway through washing, Xiaojing raised her head and saw the transom. What she saw at that time made Xiaojing freeze! Because she saw a human head! Xiaojing could not move, but the human head kept looking at her! At this moment, the head actually laughed! And said:

"Sister,...are you shocked?"

The fourth story is to die from eating instant noodles

My brother doesn’t like it very much

My mother cooks food, but she likes to eat instant noodles. One day, my mother didn't cook, and my brother wanted to eat instant noodles. My mother scolded him: "Why don't you go out to buy a bento when mom doesn't cook? Eat instant noodles." It's not nutritious!!"

My brother said: "I just like to eat it, so what!"

"Oh my... Mom tells you, instant noodles are really It’s not a good thing. There is a young lady in your father’s company. In order to save all the money and send it home, she eats instant noodles in the morning, lunch, and evening. She eats instant noodles every day, and the result is three She died a month later!"

(Shocked) "Really or not?"

"How could mom lie to you?"

"Really? Oh, then how did she die?"

....Well,....there was a car accident while buying instant noodles....

Fifth A story about a car accident

When I was in high school, a (thrilling) scene happened at the fruit and vegetable market in front of the Huazhong Bridge...

Since the fruit and vegetable market is the distribution point for many cars, it is also a very important place. When it was time for work and school to end, the bus we took was so crowded that the people standing at the door were pressed against the door like geckos.

The driver and others all got on. After getting up, he started to set off. Since he had to get on the bridge, he kept pressing the accelerator to accelerate. When he found an old woman in front of him crossing the road, it was too late to apply the brake!

I saw the old woman lying on the car. On the road in front of him, he was motionless. A pile of intestines flowed out beside him, and blood began to leak out...

Some people started screaming... and some could see it. He was speechless, and the driver looked pale and did not dare to get down from his seat. When the driver in the car started pointing out the driver, a strange thing happened...

Suddenly, the old woman stood up tremblingly, took out a torn plastic bag, and began to pick up the intestines, muttering in her mouth: "Yao Shou... How can I eat the intestines I just bought... ..."

The Sixth Story Bento

Tell you a ghost story, and it’s so scary!

On a quiet moonlit night, a precise night , a traveler passing through the mountainous area unfortunately lost his way. Just when he was hungry, cold and exhausted, he finally found a thatched hut far ahead. He happily ran forward and knocked on the He opened the door and shouted: "Is anyone there? Then an old lady came out to answer the door. After the travelers explained their purpose, the old lady kindly gave the travelers a box of lunch and promised that the travelers would be there that night. We stayed at Grandma's house for the time being. When the traveler woke up the next morning, he was surprised to find that there was no thatched hut around him, and he was sleeping on the ground. Let alone the old woman, but the traveler was not afraid. He was still very grateful to the old lady, thinking that she was the incarnation of Bodhisattva who came to save people in distress. So he bowed down at the spot and left with gratitude. After a long journey, he finally returned to the village. After returning, he met someone. After talking about this incident for a long time, someone finally said: "That grandma you are talking about, she passed away three years ago. When the traveler heard this, he secretly screamed that something was wrong, and suddenly felt a sharp pain in his body. , and shouted: "It's not good...I,...I...I ate...an expired bento!

The Seventh Story Yin Yang Eyes

There was a senior who wanted to ride home a schoolgirl with Yin Yang eyes.

At first, the senior warned the schoolgirl: "No matter what you see, don't tell me!" " After a while, they passed by the cemetery. The junior girl yelled and grabbed the senior's clothes... The junior girl said: "Study... learn... senior..." Senior Shouted: "Shut up! I don't want to listen to anything!" The school girl said: "But..." The senior said: "Don't tell me what you saw!" After arriving at the destination after a rush, the senior

Said: "What did you want to tell me just now?" School girl: "When we were passing by the cemetery just now, I wanted to tell you that your wallet fell off, but you rode over without looking back...

The eighth story: Died on the same day, same year, same month

When Ali was working overtime, she suddenly felt an icy wind blowing from behind the north. Ali felt it was strange, and it was strange. How could there be wind blowing in a ventilated office building? Looking back, the clock on the wall pointed to 11 o'clock. Ali thought to herself: "She may not be able to finish it today. Let's continue tomorrow. After thinking about it, she will The computer was shut down, and after cleaning up, she walked out of the office. Unexpectedly, the elevator was being repaired today... Ali thought: It's over, the office is on the 11th floor... I had to take the stairs to go downstairs. Fortunately, it was downstairs. She had to go downstairs, otherwise she would be very tired. When Ali just went downstairs, she always felt that someone was following her behind her. She couldn't help but think of the cold wind in the office just now. Although Ali had goosebumps all over her body, she couldn't hide her curiosity. Looking back, it was okay not to look, but when she looked, she found... her friend Xiaohong, who died of cancer three months ago, glared at her... "Why don't you keep your word?! Why don't you keep your word? I It's so lonely down there...so lonely..." Xiao Hong said as she approached Ali... "Ah______" Ali had fallen from the window on the tenth floor. ..... Xiaoxiang and Zhenzhen are both good friends of Ali and Xiaohong... After the two attended Ali's funeral, they discussed the cause of Ali's death in a teahouse. Xiaoxiang: Zhenzhen... Do you remember? Not long after Xiaohong died, Meimei died in a car accident... Now it's Ali... Could it be... Zhenzhen: Hmm. ...I also have a feeling...could it be Xiaohong, she...she...Xiaoxiang: It's possible, Xiaohong is here to claim her life. We can't go on like this, otherwise, even... You and I... Zhenzhen: I know a mage who has a very profound Taoist practice. Let's go to him to help us. When Xiaoxiang and Zhenzhen arrived at the mage's dojo, the mage correctly pointed out that Xiaoxiang and Zhenzhen The deceased friends were sworn sisters. The five of them made an agreement at that time. If they could not be born on the same day of the same year and month, they would rather die on the same day of the same year. So after Xiaohong died, she remembered her previous agreement and went to find other sisters. ...When Xiaoxiang and Zhenzhen heard this, they quickly asked the mage for help. The mage ordered his apprentice to bring a plate of mung beans and a red bean, mix the beans together, and recite the spell to incant. After finishing, he told Xiaoxiang and Zhenzhen Jane, he is negotiating with Xiaohong. If Xiaohong agrees not to save their lives, he will let the mung bean float on top of the red bean. If Xiaohong disagrees, the red bean will float on the mung bean. The Master said he will try his best to save Xiaoxiang and Xiaohong. Zhenzhen, you need to spend a week communicating with Xiaohong, and ask Xiaoxiang and the others to come and see the results after one week. After saying this, Zheng De mattered and covered the plate with a red cloth. Xiaoxiang and Zhenzhen finally got over the restlessness. One week, the two came to the dojo together. The master ordered the apprentice to bring out the plate. When the master opened the red cloth... his face changed drastically... Xiaoxiang and Zhenzhen saw that the master's expression was wrong. He also quickly grabbed the plate... The little apprentice said helplessly: "Master... I have told you a long time ago... The dojo is very humid. I should have bought a dehumidifier long ago. You should have bought a dehumidifier." Don't listen...Look! The beans have sprouted!!!!!"

The ninth story: I liked eating apples during my lifetime

On a dark and beautiful night, renting The driver of the car passed by a remote street and was about to collect the car and go home. It happened that a woman was waving at the roadside to get in the car. The driver thought he was on the way, so he gave her a ride. Along the way, it was extremely quiet. Suddenly, the woman spoke. , she said: "Driver, give you an apple. It's very delicious." The driver felt embarrassed, so he took it and took a bite. The woman said: "It's delicious." The driver said: "It's delicious. ." The woman replied again: "I also liked eating apples when I was alive." Wow...amp;*#@^When the driver heard this, he was so frightened that he stopped and turned pale. ....The woman slowly tilted her head forward and said to the driver slowly, "Don't be afraid, I haven't finished speaking yet. I said I didn't like eating it after giving birth!"

The Eleventh Story: The Female Ghost without Feet

Qingda University

There was a female freshman who worked very hard. One night, after finishing her studies, she felt very tired. She looked at her watch and saw that it was already past one o'clock. She heard from her senior sister that Xiangsi Lake was beautiful at night, so she wanted to take a walk there. When she arrived at the lake, she suddenly felt someone tapping her shoulder. She turned around and saw a pale woman. The woman said, "School girl, I don't have any feet." The elementary school girl couldn't help but look at the strange woman's feet. Really not! The elementary school girl ran away, but the female ghost followed her all the way, and kept saying sinisterly in her ears: "I have no feet, I have no feet... The elementary school girl found it very annoying, just right When he came near the dormitory, the comrade turned to the female ghost and shouted: "So what if I don't have feet! I don't have breasts!"