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"Think about it, when I fix my pencil with both hands, what can you see me? ……"
I turned my head, leaned close to her little face and smiled with satisfaction, but I didn't expect to be cheated again. "
She hugged and pushed from behind and walked out of the bedroom with me to the desk. "Pass me a pencil and a knife." She ordered. I handed it to her. However, her posture remains the same, reaching out her hands from behind and mending them on my chest.
"You lied to me." I said. "What did you cheat?"
"You said you repaired my pencil."
"I am repairing your pencil."
"But I didn't expect you to be in this position. How can you hide behind me? I thought you were helping me fix it. "
Up the hill, up the hill, love
"You didn't expect that is your illusion. How can you blame me? " She smiled.
"Well, you lie to me, we'll see." I nodded in warning.
"No, I didn't lie to you. I'll fix the pencil and you stand and watch. "
After the pencil was repaired, she gently pricked my hand with the nib. "Put it back!" She ordered. I did it. She started dragging me until she was late for bed. "Don't look back!" She ordered again. When she went back to bed, she said, "All right."
I turned around and she had recovered her original posture.
"Well, I have done all the moderate things for you. You should keep your promise and give me some clothes to wear. " She said proudly.
"Since the agreement, I am not good at breaking my word. You close your eyes and wait for me to get it. "
"Ha, that's very kind of you. You are really a gentleman. "
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I went into the bedroom and took out my clothes and handed them to her. She turned her back and put on her underwear first, and I stared at her little ass; Seeing her wearing a shirt again, I stared at her back, which was a great pleasure in life.
Button up, Xiaorou turn around.
"Now," I said. "Back to the topic: When you appear with your twin sister, or when you appear alone, do you know how I distinguish them? Is to see who has that little mole. Let you like it again, I don't believe that there will be the same mole in the same place ... "
"Good heavens," cried Xiao Rou. "What did you say! What are you doing? Every time we sisters, whether two or one, you have to take off your pants and tell who is who. How did this happen? What kind of world is this? "
"This is a miserable world."
"It's les Miserables! You are too bad to come. My god, how did you notice this step! "
Up the hill, up the hill, love
"Think about it, where is the reason? Second, you have twin sisters. Second, you want me to like you especially. Third, but so are you. I must distinguish you from others. Fourth, so I have to take off your sister's pants. The whole logical level is clear, and I have no procedural mistakes. I just happened to take off your sister's pants and was a little surprised at her. She will wonder why this man has to take off her or her sister's pants as soon as they meet, just checking and doing nothing. "
"It makes people angry and funny." Xiao rou said with anger and laughter. "What can I do? I have to give up your request that you like me very much. "
"But I really like you."
"You don't like my sister?"
"I don't like it. Who else do you like to be with? "
"You're lying. Now let's not say whether you like her or not. What if she likes you? "
"This-"I pretended to hesitate. "This is more troublesome. Let's tell a joke I made up first: a handsome guy became the mayor, and all women loved him, but he was too timid to pull women. There is a young female reporter who is obsessed with him. He also likes this female reporter very much, and it is not without emotional troubles. One day, a female reporter came to visit him. He saw that the female reporter was infatuated with him and told her a dream to comfort her. He said, I had a dream yesterday that I was alone with you, and then I stripped you naked. The female reporter was dumbfounded and quickly asked, will you take off my clothes? What happened afterwards? The handsome mayor said, then I kissed you. The female reporter was even more excited and said yes! Ask again. What happened afterwards? The handsome mayor said, and then I woke up. Hearing this, the female reporter cried. Crying, if you just kissed me, why are you naked? This is a joke I made up. If it is used on your twin sister, it is very appropriate. I don't kiss your sister every time she takes off her pants. What am I? It must be strange. "
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