Pay attention to the collection of 5 lovely sentences that Weibo automatically replies to.

Pay attention to the lovely sentences that Weibo automatically replied (Part 1)

1. The breeze refuses to come, and the hot sun refuses to dusk.

2.[ automatic reply] I didn't catch what you just said, please send it again.

3. Ma Yun and I are playing mahjong, which is expected to last for three hours. We have to ask Ma Huateng in advance.

4. I loved Bao Da, wrote your name, you look good, and saved my mother.

5. read it.

6. This person has gone to outer space, and will bring you the stars and the moon when he comes back.

7. I'll buy some oranges. You stay here, don't walk around.

8.[ Automatic reply] The fairy is descending to earth, please wait patiently.

9. When I have tamed eight ice cream monsters and knocked down the rice fried barbecue, the magician killed the sun dragon with the sword of the knight with sunscreen and the shield of the lady with a sunshade, rescued the princess from the refrigerator and came to see you with the stars given by the emperor of the refrigerator.

1. Sorry, the other party has opened a friend to verify

11. If you don't reply to my message, you will be a stinking pig, and I won't reply to

12. You are a beautiful summer, and you will reply during the taste appreciation period.

13. Add a friend to reply 5

14.[ Automatic reply] Because of your insincere attitude, the message was not sent successfully

15. Your message has been delivered to the other party, but you won't reply after receiving it

16. Hello, I am discussing with the dark god of Gunala how to kill the Magic Castle. If you have any difficulties, you can call Super Flash or Wang Wang. Anyway, I am not here now.

17. The woman in Jackson Yee has received the message and will reply later! ! Pay attention to the lovely sentences that Weibo automatically replies to (Part II)

18. It is detected that this user has been nailed, learned well, and kidnapped in U campus, and the connection cannot be established.

19. Feeding pigs.

2.[ automatic reply] I'm here, but I don't want to talk to you. If you want to chat, you must answer me a question first, which comes first, the chicken or the egg?

21. Hello, I am replying automatically. I can chat with you, but that's all I know.

22. I went to touch the fairy castle and touch the fairy doll to play cards. If you need anything, ask Maggie, Mixue and Xiaolan to tell me through the music box.

23. I'm coming from the moon planet.

24. What are you doing? What are you arguing about? I'm studying. Can you excuse me?

25. You are graceful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful and beautiful. Your father is on his way.

26. I used an automatic reply to explain that I still want to talk to you.

27. The recovery skills are cooling down.

28. Don't send me a message if you are afraid of being misunderstood on a date.

29. Hello, call the police 11, call the fire alarm 119. If you are in trouble, call Super Flash or call the Wang Wang team. Anyway, I'm not here now.

3. If you don't come back, you are eating chicken. If you don't come back, you are eaten by chicken.

31. Please press six for the game

32. Stay up the longest night and forget the person you love most.

33. I've gone to the universe to pick up the stars, and I'll be right back ~

34. Your little baby isn't here. Your father is paying attention to the lovely sentence that Weibo automatically replied (Part 3)

35. Ask Dad to return

36. Score.

37. Mm-hmm, yes, yes, yes, no, no, I don't know. Bye!

38. welcome to call AWE customer service hotline

39. if you want me to reply, you can invite me to eat spicy strips

4. stop it, I love you

41. please press five

42. the girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, you are in love with xxx. If you haven't replied, you are married. Thank you.

43.[ Automatic reply] The woman in Roy has received the message and will reply later!

44. Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to be in vain. You can't find me if you want to. If you and I have a previous life agreement, please wait a moment, be there or be square!

45. Sorry, the subscriber you called is not at the computer. Please bang your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I'll give you a reply after hearing the noise.

46. What brings you here? Did timi win?

47. Hello, our boss has gone to the universe to pick stars.

48. The derivative of the war has gone, and he may go.

49. Some cute and interesting auto-reply copywriting skills are cooling down. 1

5. You were very happy, but later you learned to fall in love. QQ Auto-reply Humor Sentence Collection 5

QQ Auto-reply Humor Sentence 1

1. This is the headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?

2. Drink more hot water and dream less when it's cold

3. I'm going to eat shit, and I'll give you a bath later

4. Only when Logger Vick comes to cut down trees can you wake me up, Xiong Er cutie.

5. The stand-in messenger is online, but nothing is bigger than Euler.

6. I'm dead. I'm worried about small things, and I'm in love with big things.

7.? I went to the universe by rocket and crashed on the way. I'm afraid I can't come back.

8. read it.

9. If you don't reply, you've been herding cattle. If you haven't replied, you've lost the cattle.

1. Your little cutie is rushing to your chat interface in eight hundred miles.

11. If you don't come back, you are studying. If you don't come back, you are stupid.

12. Hello, if you need anything, please call Super Flash, or you can call the Wang Wang team. They will help you solve all the problems. Don't disturb my date with Jackson Yee. Thank you.

13. Please press one for typing and chatting.

14. Hello, I'm not here right now. Please wake me up with bubble tea potato chips lollipops, double-skin milk jelly, seaweed chocolate hamburger chicken nuggets, Orlean crispy sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, potato and chicken ribs, Sprite coke cones, mangoes, oranges, green lemons, oranges, watermelons and pitaya grape ice cream.

15. Silent mode is turned on.

16. Hello, call the police 11 and the fire alarm 119. If you are in trouble, you can call Super Flash, or you can call the Wang Wang team. Anyway, I'm not here now.

17. Sorry, I'm not here now, so I won't talk to you later. QQ automatically replies to humorous sentences 2

18.[ Automatic reply] Because I am too fat, I have great resistance to running. I will come soon, wait a moment ~

19. I will decide whether I am here or not after sending a red envelope.

2. Ding Dong, my reply password is I love you!

21. Then what? So, what do you want to express?

22.Sorry, because the system thinks you look no different from a pig, it has arranged an automatic reply for you. Please leave a message.

23. I'm sorry, what you sent is still garbled. Would you please send it again?

24. I'm busy now, and I'll be busy later. How do you suggest I take the time to reply to you, little cutie?

25. Hello, I'm discussing with Gunala, the dark god, how to destroy the magic fairy castle. If you have any difficulties, you can call Super Flash or Wang Wang. Anyway, I'm not here now!

26. The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, you are in love with Yibo. If you don't reply, you are married. Thank you.

27. Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to be in vain. You can't find me if you want to. If you and I have a previous life agreement, please wait a moment, be there or be square!

28. People who are coaxed together deserve to be wronged.

29.? If you don't come back, you are eating chicken. If you don't come back, you are eaten by chicken.

3. Don't ask me for money

31. Moon convenience store is selling tenderness

32. It's coming from Moon Planet.

33.[ Automatic reply] Don't worry, Little Cute is on her way, please prepare snacks and drinks and wait patiently ~

34. Hello, call 11 for alarm and 119 for fire alarm. If you are in trouble, call Super Flash, or call the Wang Wang team. I really can't go to the Delai Alliance. Anyway, I'm not here now. QQ automatically replies to humorous sentences 3

35. All services in our store are virtual services, and we don't accept complaints and reports. Everything is mainly sand sculptures. Please be responsible for your actions and wish you a pleasant experience.

36. I used automatic reply to explain that I still want to talk to you.

37. The rivers and lakes are far away, and we all go to the same place.

38. You are a beauty limited in summer, and you will reply during the taste appreciation period.

39. Ask Super Flash for help if you need anything. Hello, I'm Le Di. Delivered on time at all times.

4.14 I went to the Magic Fairy Castle to play cards with the Magic Fairy King. If you have anything to do, go to Maggie Mixue and Xiaolan and let them tell me through the music box.

41. If you don't reply to the message, you are herding sheep. If you don't reply, the sheep is lost.

42. Your message has been delivered, and the other party has read it, but you just won't reply.

43.[ automatic reply] At present, there are too many people chatting, and there are 198 people ahead. Please wait patiently ~

44. Hello, I am temporarily away from work. I may be eating, sleeping, going out to play, or shooting monsters, but it doesn't matter, because I want to ask you by the ear: Would you still love me if I were a DJ?

45.[ automatic reply] hello, our boss has gone to the universe to pick stars. I can tell her if there is anything, but you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato-flavored ones.

46.[ Automatic reply] It's not that I ignore you, but that time is irresistible ~

47. Don't rush me! ! I won't return if I'm urged.

48. Welcome to call the AWE customer service hotline

49. Later, you didn't keep me and didn't look back.

5. Tell your wife to return to the warm-hearted automatic reply humorous sentences. Fifty

Warm-hearted automatic reply humorous sentences (Part 1)

1.Sorry, because the system thinks you look no different from a pig, it has arranged an automatic reply for you. Please leave a message if you have anything.

2. You stay here and I'll buy you some oranges.

3.[ Automatic reply] Chat skills are cooling down, and transfer money can wake you up

4. I'm busy now, but I'll be busy later. How do you suggest I take the time to reply to you, little cutie?

5. Ding-dong, my reply password is I love you!

6. What brings you here? Did timi win?

7. Let's talk about anything in the evening. Kindergarten is not over yet.

8. It's a long life, so why not wait for me?

9. I can't finish my homework, so I'm not here.

1. The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.

11. I'm Song Weilong. She's asleep and she'll wake up to find you.

12. Ma Yun and I are playing mahjong, which is expected to last for three hours. We have to talk to Ma Huateng in advance.

13. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store

14. I've gone to the universe to pick the stars, and I'll be right back ~

15. Don't send me a message when I'm not here, even if I see it, I won't reply to you, just like a person who pretends to sleep will never wake up, so don't look for me. I'm a heartless git, so stay where you are

. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but you have to treat me to ice cream first, with vanilla flavor.

19. Why do you want to tease me again? Come on, hurry up.

2. I'm selling dusk on earth, and you wait for me to collect the gentleness of the world to see you.

21. DuDu, I'm a bunny now. I only talk to carrots.

22. I don't want you to think, I just think, I think I don't want to talk to you.

23. Welcome to see me. I will definitely reply when I see the news! I am here all the time except twenty-four hours a day.

24. I'll come back after the monster fight.

25. I'm dating Sisi for fear of misunderstanding. Don't send me a message. Warm-hearted automatic reply humorous sentences (Part II)

26. Reply when you are in a bad mood.

27. Your message has been delivered to the other party, but you won't reply after receiving it.

28. I went to the universe to pick stars and will be right back.

29.[ Automatic reply] The wind ~ too ~ big ~ la ~ ~ you ~ say ~ what ~ ~ Yao ~ I ~ listen ~ ~ not ~ ~ clear ~ ~ ~

33. I'm grinding, so I can't greet you, because our donkey went to the animal protection association and sued me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.

34. It's closed today.

35. Hadron, what can I do for you? Mom, it's always there.

36. Then, so, what do you want to express?

37. I'm going to be Yoshiro, and I'll bring an astronaut to you when I come back.

38. Daddy's antique shop, please leave a message.

39. Please press four to continue the grass.

4. Sorry, I think you are too good-looking, and I refuse to reply to you.

41. It is sunny in spring, rainy in summer, windy in autumn and snowy in winter. There will be many accidents all year round, but the most fascinating thing is meeting you.

42. Wait, wait, wait! ...... coming, coming.

43. Ask Super Flash for help if you need anything. Hello, I'm Le Di. Delivered on time at all times.

44. Sorry, the subscriber you called is not at the computer. Please bang your monitor until it sparks immediately, and I will reply to you when you hear the noise.

45. Oh, you stupid groundhog, look at what you said. It's just as bad as blueberry pie, aunt Mary Su next door. I swear to pull out your hair and make you look like a pious wax gourd. My old buddy

46.[ automatic reply] I'm playing games. Games can accompany me all my life. If you can, I won't play games in the future. I just hit you

47. Sorry, I'm a student, but also a flower of my motherland. I can't chat with you easily for a long time.