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I didn’t expect a 400-word composition for fourth grade
Chapter 1: I didn’t expect it
Once, when I came home from school, I saw someone setting a trap. I quickly went over and took a look. I didn’t expect that it was indeed a trap. .
A young man bought a ring for ten yuan. He threw a ring out with the intention of holding a cigarette, but the ring rolled next to the cigarette a few times and then fell to the ground. The boss used the stick to roll the young man back to the ground. The young man put the second trap through it. He originally wanted to trap a Transformer, but unexpectedly, it was a cigarette. The young man was anxious, why, and then , he thought for a while, and when he started to yoyo, he said, let me yoyo a rag doll, and then he threw it over. Unexpectedly, there was nothing on it, the young man said. Your circle is too small to trap a few. The boss retorted, "Don't talk nonsense if you don't have the ability." Mine is exactly the same as the other stalls. If you don’t believe it, go and take a look. People will say, this young man is right, his circle is too small. They started arguing, one talking to the other, and finally the young man bit the bullet and got through all the traps. As a result, nothing was caught. The young man ran away angrily through the crowd, which made the boss very happy. Alas, he really couldn't do it. He said, I really felt wronged for that young man. I understand that the smaller the circle is, the less likely it is to trap anything. How come I only understand this now? I’m so stupid.
Now I understand, I really didn’t expect that this was not a trap but a trap. I really feel sorry for this young man, alas, alas. Chapter 2: I really didn’t expect it
We have tried hard and failed. It’s the same in life. There are many things that we don’t expect.
That time left a deep impression on me. Xiaodong was not good at English to begin with, but now that he is in sixth grade, his studies have become more and more intense. However, this time, as usual, he still has to take the English Vocabulary Test. Teacher Wu also gave her precious class time to The purpose of dedication is to hope that we can get good grades in the exam. Xiaodong is very diligent. Every time she and I walk together, I always see her holding an English book and mumbling something, turning a blind eye to me, a living person, and not listening to what I say. When Xiaodong went home on the weekend, he took the English vocabulary test paper we just took to the copy shop and made eight copies. Xiaodong often had a restless sleep at home and once fell asleep on the desk. The time before the word king test passed by like an hourglass. The exam finally started, and the classroom was noisy. Immediately I could only hear the sound of "sand, sand". I glanced at Xiaodong and saw that Xiaodong was writing seriously with a pen. I said to Xiaodong silently in my heart: "Xiaodong, come on! I believe You can definitely do it!" He said and started writing seriously.
The test results were released, and I saw that Xiaodong’s test paper scored 100 points! This score really surprised me. However, those who want to get perfect scores are all because of their own efforts. Chapter 3: I really didn’t expect it
In a very long and very wide river, there was a man with his head facing the sky, his feet twitching, and he was floating down the river. He must have drowned. It was winter now. How could he bear it if this continued?
I saw a young and strong man next to me and thought: He should be able to swim! He went over and asked, "Uncle, can you swim?" He smiled kindly and said, "Yes." "Can you help me rescue him?" "Okay." "Thank you, uncle." He just finished speaking. , he jumped into the water with a splash. I swam to the man and picked him up, but the man was struggling hard. Maybe he was drowning and had no strength, so he failed in the end.
As soon as the man came up, he slapped me twice. "Aren't you drowning? How can you still move?" "Children, what do you know? I am competing in the backstroke competition of winter swimming." After saying that, he glared at me. "What, how is that possible? Aren't your feet twitching?" "I'm kicking in the water, idiot." When I heard that, I stuck out my tongue and walked away angrily.
Yeah, you have to figure out everything in life, and do good things blindly, but you will make a joke! Chapter 4: I really didn't expect it
"Wu Tiancheng, 85 points!" Ah, I was stunned, as if my feet were glued to the ground and I couldn't move a step...
This is What's going on? Listen to me tell you slowly.
In the English class on Monday, the teacher said to us: "Today we will do a test paper, and this test paper will be graded. Okay, now we will hand out the test paper. After getting it, we will do the written test first. . ”
I got the test paper, took a preliminary look at it, and then started to do the written test. I was extremely serious when doing the questions, and I had to take a rough look at each question after I finished it.
After a long time, the listening part began. I raised my ears and listened to the recording carefully.
After finishing the test paper, I checked it carefully, and then happily handed my test paper to the teacher. I thought to myself: I will definitely get full marks in this exam!
The next day, the teacher walked into the classroom with a pile of papers in his arms. The teacher began to report the scores. I didn't feel nervous at all because I was very confident and speaking English was my strong point. "Wu Tiancheng, 85 points!" When I heard this score, I felt like I was struck by lightning. There seemed to be roots under my feet. I couldn't move or say a word...
When the teacher analyzed the test paper, I didn't listen to a word because I was thinking: Why did I only get 85 points? English has always been my strong point, why did I fail the test this time?
I really didn’t expect that I would fail the exam. Chapter 5: I really didn’t expect it
Childhood is like a five-flavor bottle. We can all taste sour, sweet, bitter and spicy. Looking back now, there is one thing that is still unforgettable to me, "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it..."
I remember that day was Saturday, and I happily carried my schoolbag to the Children's Palace for training. When the teacher told us that there would be a simple test in this class, my heartstrings suddenly became tight again. As the bell rang, the test papers were passed to each of our classmates. I picked up the test paper and browsed it quickly, ha! It's really simple! So, I grabbed the pen and "brushed, brushed, brushed" it at the speed of the wind. I looked around and saw that they were still immersed in the sea of ??questions and thinking hard. The nervousness I had just felt was gone. I thought to myself, this time it’s me who gets 100 points! examine? I didn't even think about it at that time. I handed in the paper. Ten minutes later, the teacher approved it and started handing out the paper: "...Zhang Luyang, 86." ah! 86? No way? I walked up to the podium dubiously and picked up the paper. Suddenly, my head felt like it had been hit with a hammer, and it went blank. His face suddenly turned into a red apple, there was a surge of heat in his eyes, and his nose was sour.
I really didn’t expect that I only got 86 points! I slowly returned to my seat, staring blankly at this ruthless test paper, like a sharp knife stabbing into my heart. I felt uncomfortable sitting in my seat, as if there were many pairs of eyes staring at me, not comforting or encouraging, but mocking: "I didn't expect that she only scored 86 points!" Thinking of this, I felt extremely uncomfortable. I can't wait to find a hole in the ground to hide in.
"Ring, ring, ring..." The bell finally rang. Other students ran over quickly to report their good news to their father and mother. And what can I report to my father and mother? well! I never expected, I never expected that my momentary complacency would lead me to such an "end"! How should I explain it to my father and mother, my teachers and classmates! I walked slowly on the way home, dejected. Father-in-law, who was just happy, was now hiding in the thick clouds, and seemed to be sad for me.
When I got home, I cried heartily. In tears, I reflected on myself. I shouldn't not take this exam seriously, and I shouldn't not study the questions carefully. It doesn’t matter if you fail once, the important thing is to learn from it. I will treat every exam meticulously in the future.
In this colorful world, there are many things that are unexpected. The phrase "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it" often hangs on our lips. If you are like me, When you encounter an unexpected failure, don't be discouraged. As long as you "prescribe the right medicine", you will definitely succeed. Through this incident, I understand a lot... Chapter 6: I really didn’t expect it
It’s so cute and cute, I really didn’t expect it!
One morning, I was getting ready to go to school. When I was putting on my shoes, my mother opened the door for me. She originally wanted to make it easier for me to go out, but who knew that with a "swish", our puppy rushed out like flying.
As soon as it came out, it was like a free bird, running around and scurrying around in our yard. My mother and I were anxious because it had only been a week since we bought the puppy. It was disobedient and ran around all over the world. We had to put a leash on it before we could let it out. And he is so flexible that if he runs out without a leash, we won’t even be able to catch him. I was also getting ready to go to school, and I didn’t have time to catch him, otherwise he would be late. I gritted my teeth and thought: Forget it, let him run away, it won’t work if he delays my schooling! Just like that, I went to school, and my mother followed me and chased it. I walked towards the No. 22 station, and it kept following me. As soon as I chased it, it ran away, which made me very anxious. At this time, the car came, and I had to take the car and set off to school. When I got into the car, through the glass window, I saw it chasing the car I was sitting in. It ran for two steps and then stopped. I was really worried that it would be lost!
When I opened the door after school at noon, a familiar voice sounded in my ears: "Woof! Woof! Woof!" Isn't this the sound of a puppy? Is it back? When I went in and saw that it was really at home, I was so happy.
It’s back, I really didn’t expect it!
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