Ha ha ha laugh at humorous jokes.

Lead: People who love to laugh will never have too bad luck, because laughter can make people full of positive energy and let them face setbacks and forge ahead. Here, I collect and sort out humorous jokes that make you laugh every day.

1, someone wrote on the table in the library: Every time I miss you, a grain of sand falls from the sky, and this is how the Sahara desert is formed; Every time I miss you, the star drops a tear. That's how the sea is formed.

Someone goes on below: Every time I miss you, I fart. This is how the ozone layer is formed.

2, junior high school physics class, problem-solving steps? Know, ask, solve and answer? .

Our physics teacher is a woman. When a question is finished, she will ask:? Did you untie it?

Student:? Untie it? .

? Did you ask for it?

Student:? Begging ... out? .

Teacher:? Just ask for it. ? .

In physics class, the teacher talked about inertia. He asked: A dog crossed the road, and a high-speed vehicle suddenly braked, and everyone in the car leaned forward. What is this phenomenon?

A classmate replied:? That's why people want to see if the dog has been killed, which is a phenomenon of onlookers. ?

4. Seeing a girl reading the postgraduate entrance examination materials in the study room, admiration arises spontaneously:? I'm almost a mother, and I'm still studying hard! ? Before long, she took out a hot water bottle from her clothes and ran to the door of the classroom.

Two men are talking about their son who has gone to college.

One said:? When I read my son's letter, I always look it up in the dictionary. ? .

One more:? Then you are really lucky. Look at my son's letter. I always run to the bank. ?

6, tell you a secret: I secretly love success again!

7. Do you want to die or don't want to live?

8、? How many people are there in your family?

? There are three others, my father, my mother and my brother. My brother is older than me. ?

9. On the first day of New Year's Eve, the second day is the third day, the fifteenth half of the first month, and the whole half year of June 30th.

10、? Your facial features are very good. ?

? Is there any good way?

? They are all floating around. ?

? Nonsense, they grew into buns together. ?

1 1、? The biggest feature of Qianmen cigarette is that it can smoke.

? No cigarettes. That's chalk. ?

? But there are also disadvantages.

? What shortcomings?

? The more you smoke, the shorter the time. ?

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