202 1' s sad antique tears break people's intestines

20xx's sad ancient style of tearing people's intestines. Talk about phrases.

1, the vast land is broken with one sword. Where is the prosperity? Leaning against the clouds hides loneliness, even if others laugh at me.

2, the long street, fireworks, you look back, snowflakes flying all over the sky, once had a one-night stand! !

3. Who wakes up when the world is sleepy? Spring silkworms spit out their emotions in vain, which always leaves people scratching their heads. What's the use of being busy for a while?

4, a full heart, thousands of miles away. The scenery is fine, there is no mutual sympathy!

5, the short pavilion is short, the world of mortals is rolling, and I sigh again.

6. Looking at the moon, I only admire the mandarin ducks but not the immortals.

7. How many beauties have been lost, how many pieces of acacia have been broken, and only the blood-stained ink is crying.

8, beauty is in the distance, lovesickness is bitter and hard to compensate. Ten years of love and a hundred years of crossing, don't cut acacia, can't bear to care!

9. Send a song to Jun, and don't invite people to meet at the end of the song.

10, cut off the sadness of being unreasonable. Ah! Like a castle peak that can't be covered, the green water keeps flowing!

1 1, throwing red beans in the air is long, and where the people in the mountains flow, chivalrous tenderness always worries you.

12, tears are sour and blood is salty, and I regret my bitter taste. I only know that there is no pain in the world; It's gold and silvery white, but when I saw jealousy and black heart, I didn't know there was a blue sky above my head.

13, people can never see the lens, but I mean, a thousand years in the world is like my moment.

14, let him know everything and smile at you.

15, try to look at the bright moon on the peak and occasionally open your eyes to look at the world of mortals. You are a poor man in your eyes.

16, who scattered cigarettes, who scattered vertical and horizontal ties.

17, the water is far away. Knowing what you know is hard to give up, so why not part?

18, listen to the string break, break 3 thousand infatuation. Falling flowers, forgetting, once the wind rippled. If the flower is pitiful, it will fall on whose fingertips.

19, I was born young, and I am young.

2 1 is illusory and boundless. Once you meet it, you will never forget it. Smile when you meet your master. Why don't you know him?

22. Change your life with my three fireworks.

23, willing to be a confidant, acacia Wan Li has a heart; The feeling is in front of you, and the dream is in your heart.

24. It turns out that the vows of eternal love have been said again, as if they were all paid in the past!

25. Who finally broke the string and the flower fell on the shoulder, blurring.

202 1 the saddest story

1. Sometimes, we speed up our progress just to pretend that we don't care about the past.

2. The saddest thing is not yelling, but that I can't breathe with pain, my hands are shaking, and I have to endure tears.

3. Destiny is a book. Turn it over and you miss it. If you look too carefully, you will cry.

4, it is obvious that the learning residue system must start the learning hegemony mode, which not only consumes electricity but also is particularly stuck.

5, life is a lonely journey, I will be hot and cold, and I will be more conscious.

6, don't say that fish have no tears, even if it flows into the whole sea, you have no idea.

7. I picked up the broken past one by one in Rainy Street.

8. Some questions without answers are the final answers, and some things without results are the best results.

9. I used to stay up late just to wait for someone who advised me to go to bed early and then say good night to me.

10, you promised everything, but you gave nothing; I promised nothing, but I gave you everything.

1 1. People who don't care about me won't have any expression when I say it hurts. People who love me deeply will notice how hurt I am even if I don't tell them.

12, the wound is a shame given by others and an illusion of persistence. People like me always appear in feelings in the form of a difficult problem.

13, when you think you have nothing. At least you still have time. Time can heal all wounds, so please don't cry.

14, suddenly I feel that I haven't grown up, and everything is too simple.

15, I used to like you, I used to regard you as my only one, I used to cry for you at night, but you didn't look back.

16, loneliness means going to the buffet alone, and worrying about the table being taken away when getting food.

17, I am a liar. I didn't know until you left and I cried. The biggest lie I told was that I had let him go.

18, I like this sadness, I like walking in the bleak autumn leaves. With the last sadness of the leaves, blowing in the wind, my mood is also wandering in sadness, and my heart smoke is floating in the wind with that sadness.

19, what can't be reached is called distance, what can't be returned is called past, and what can't be returned is called separation.

20. Sticking your hot face to the other person's cold ass always feels that you are not doing well enough. In your own eyes, this is love; In the eyes of the other party, this is annoying; In the eyes of others, this is cheap.

2 1 is my tenderness, my tolerance, my treasure, my persistence, and the most ridiculous persistence in my life.

22. You made me realize what it means to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss. You deserve it. You are dispensable to me now.

23. When we say "nothing", it is often the most uncomfortable time.

24. Life is parting again and again, familiar and strange, once approaching and leaving.

25. There is no happiness when you should laugh, no tears when you should cry, and no commitment when you should write.

I wish I could go back to my childhood, because an injured knee is always easier to repair than a broken heart.

27. Living in a gray world, although monotonous, will not feel disappointed or sad.

Please don't treat me like a fool. I don't know some things, but I see them in my eyes and bury them in my heart.

29. I want to say something, but I can't. I wanted to say I love you, but it was blown away by the wind. If the sea can love me once again, I will wait all my life.

30. I've been chasing you for half my life, but your bar is closed. I was so happy that I froze to death in the cold zone.

3 1. He played a passerby for ten years, and she remembered a miss for the rest of her life. She is still waiting for you in the same place, but you forgot to be here.

32. There are always some people who will fade out of your life. You should learn to accept rather than miss.

33. It is enough to love someone, even if it takes a lifetime.

34. Happiness is that after being hurt, it won't fall down. Although it is difficult, you still try to be optimistic about life. Speed is not a problem; The rhythm must be unified.

If one day you find that I don't care so much anymore, it's not understanding, but giving up.

36. If there is love, don't let it go easily. If you let go, don't look back easily.

37. Every love has to experience expectation and disappointment, hesitation and affirmation, smile and heartbreak.

Don't rely too much on others, because even your shadow will leave you in the dark.

I have forgotten the names of those people, but I will always remember them. For example, some people once had nothing to say, but in the end they had nothing to say.

40. Memory becomes blank, and regret will tie your heart like a rope.

4 1, there are too many bacteria outside, and I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out.

42. Some people have passed, and you can't forget her. It doesn't mean you still love her, just cherish or miss the beauty at that time.

43. I'm sober. There is no need to do unnecessary things and cause unnecessary harm to unnecessary people.

44. Busy days will make me have no leisure troubles, and I will always focus on busy things, so that I can devote myself wholeheartedly to these things.

45. Once the water flows deep, there is no sound. Once a person's feelings are deep, they will also appear weak.

46. Nobody can wait for you all the time. Those who are disappointed enough will naturally let go. Love is accumulated, so is not love.

47. The weather is getting cold. I grew up, learned to smile, learned to be strong, learned not to cry, but still learned not to forget him.

48. What I fear most is that the people I care about suddenly change their tune and feel that the whole world doesn't want you.

49. I said that you have nothing to do with me, but every time I hear your news, it's like the smell of Chili in the air, and I cry when I touch it.

50. No matter how much you can't let go, every relationship will eventually change.

2020 Thunder Man+Funny

◆ I haven't been in Jianghu for a long time, and there are always legends about me in Jianghu.

◆ Don't ask me again: How have you been recently?

Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

◆ No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

Think about the salary ratio, forget it, don't want to live.

◆ Interpretation is cover-up, and cover-up is story telling.

My wife said she wanted to see lightning, so I cut the wire with a kitchen knife.

◆ Lao Tzu said: Sleep can sleep, very sleep.

Even believe in advertisements, you are stupid to read them!

◆ Don't come to me for no reason, let alone everything.

It is better to fight with smart people than to talk to someone.

Everything money can solve is not a problem.

◆ Clap your head to make a decision, and clap your chest to ensure that you leave.

Never wait until everyone says you are ugly before you realize that you are really ugly.

◆ The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

Take off your clothes, I am an animal. Get dressed. I'm the devil wears Prada!

◆ Only the heroine is sad, but the wife is hard to find a job.

◆ How much sorrow can there be, just like a group of eunuchs.

I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like.

We walked so fast that our souls couldn't keep up.

I want to puppy love, but it's too late.

◆ I have a little thought, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

Flowers often belong to cow dung rather than people who appreciate it.

In addition to teeth, there is love in the world.

Gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am.

◆ People who run around brothels are not old, please use Huiren Shenbao.

◆ People can't get along without manners!

◆ People are afraid of famous pigs and strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

◆ People are not smart and bald like others!

Life is about being born and living.

Asking how much you can worry about is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

Although I believe in vows of eternal love, I may not believe you.

◆ How to lose weight if you don't have enough food?

202 1 Best Content Film

First, the generation gap/

Lao Liu was on a business trip and chose to take the train in a low-key way.

Sleeper car, it's already midnight, and the 95-year-old girl on the upper berth is still singing with headphones on.

After a sleepless night, Lao Liu finally couldn't bear it. So, knocked on the bed board and said:

"Beauty, can you let me sleep?"

Sister leaned out, looked at it, was silent for a few seconds, and then gently replied:

"Good, you come up!"

……

Later, Liu often recalled the wonderful past and sincerely lamented:

Generation gap, how nice!

Second, counterfeit money.

The couple divorced for their children. In court, my wife said confidently, of course, the child born in my belly is mine.

The husband said angrily, jokes, nonsense. Can the money in the ATM go to the ATM? It's not about who inserted the card.

The judge fainted on the spot, and even the lawyer admired him.

The wife then said, if it comes out as counterfeit money, do you want it?

Everyone present fainted and still hasn't woken up.

Third, triplets.

Four years later, at the gate of the kindergarten, many people were picking up their children. A man picked up three boys, which looked very special. Everyone is surprised by triplets. Q: Are your three grandchildren triplets?

The man shook his head and said, one is my grandson and the other is my son.

Everyone asked: What about the rest?

The man cried and said, it's my brother.

Fourth, the potential of dogs fighting people.

Husband: Wife, let me tell you something ...

Wife: Say it!

Husband: Wife, eating at noon may offend your father. ...

Wife: What's the matter?

Husband: When I said the idiom "A dog beats a man" at dinner, I choked on the rice and only said the first three words …

Wife: That's not terrible!

Husband: Nothing. What's more, your father asked me: Are you talking about me? I just said "potential" ...

Five, the bank death rule

I saw a scene in China Industrial and Commercial Bank today. There is a table in the hall with several offerings on it. Next to him was a Taoist in a yellow robe holding wood blade, muttering to himself back and forth. ...

I asked the person next to me what was going on.

The man replied, I don't know the password of the passbook, but the bank will come in person. ...

Sixth, the child's words are unscrupulous.

Daughter-in-law does housework at home, and her husband is lying on the sofa with his legs crossed and playing with his mobile phone.

The child suddenly said, Dad, you are really something. I really admire you.

Dad asked: Why?

The child said: You are really capable, married with such a good wife, can cook, do housework, make money and be beautiful. ...

A delicious meal. Dad was proud of it, and the child looked up and said to his mother, Mom, you can't. Look what you married. ...

Seven, really good at accounting.

Anonymous bought a 1000 dress, which I suspect is a little expensive.

She said: expensive? I'm telling you, the original price of this dress is 2000 yuan, and it's half cheaper after 50% discount, which means I earned 1000! Although I spent 1000, I also earned 1000, so this dress is equivalent to a free gift. Do you think it's weird?

I was shocked by her economic mathematics mind for a long time. ...

Eight, the price of jokes

A buddy went to the Civil Affairs Bureau early in the morning and insisted on divorcing his wife. ...

The staff asked: "What is divorce? It's early morning. Just live a good life. ? "

My buddy said, "I told her a joke when I went home last night, and she didn't laugh."

The staff said: "Stay away, because of this, this is nothing, nonsense, you can't leave."

The brothers all cried: "She didn't laugh, damn it, a man under the bed couldn't help laughing …" "

Nine, pit dad

Raising a child is like launching a satellite. It takes more than ten years to ensure that every link and data are correct. The last successful transmission, admitted to the university, and then the satellite disappeared into the vast outer space, leaving only some weak signals sent back from time to time. . . Give some money. . . Give some money. . .

I sent the money to the satellite and told him to eat well and wear warm clothes. The satellite sent back a weak signal. . . Don't be wordy. . . Don't be wordy. . .

When the signal is stable, it will take a lifetime of savings to help him build a space station.

So cheat people, incredibly still called on everyone to build two. ...