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Can Bruce Lee kill tigers?
How does boxing champion Tai Sen keep wild animals? He thought the tiger was better than the lion and was almost eaten by the tiger.
Most people think that tigers are made of iron, so humans can't beat them.
Actually, it's not like this. Any animal has weaknesses, and only the Buddha is perfect.
Ashoka also killed a lion with his bare hands, because Ashoka was familiar with the lion's attack methods and weaknesses.
The tiger's weakness lies in the stomach, neck and back of the head, but it is impossible to break through its attack for a boxer who is unskilled and panicked.
For the king of this confrontation, perhaps only Zhong Mi's martial arts can surprise the tiger from the neck, abdomen and side.
Sidestroke has always been the specialty of China Wushu, but now the essence of that kind of Wushu has been basically lost.
For example, Zhong Jian's backspin kick, leg sweep and hook are very powerful martial arts for tigers.
However, tiger's claws are longer than human's hands, so it is dangerous to hook directly, and it is necessary to move sideways to fight.
Carnivores eat a lot, so their stomachs are thin. As long as China Beowulf kicks them, they will die easily.
This is why tigers and lions ran away when they were trampled by bison while fighting with other animals.
Any animal has weaknesses, and the techniques of weakness attack and flank attack are the specialty of China Kung Fu.
But this is illegal and shameless in the competition, but it is the only trick for real soldiers.
Tai Sen is a strong player. He can only bully the small ones at ordinary times, but he can't do anything about the big ones.
By attacking each other's weaknesses, China Kung Fu has been lost, because it will make people look ugly in the game.
But in fact, winners and losers will become food for other animals.
If it's Bruce Lee's kicking, pay attention to quickness, accuracy and firmness, and you can kill ten tigers with ten legs in one second.
Bruce Lee can kick a flying man 20 meters with one leg, but if he hits a tiger in the tender stomach, he can't stand it.
Are you curious that Bruce Lee can shoot tigers?
For Zhong Guo, who only likes boxing like Tai Sen, he doesn't have strong leg skills, so he has no chance to win the tiger.
But if you say Bruce Lee is a first-class footman, that's different.
Bruce Lee said that punching three points and kicking seven points showed that Bruce Lee attached importance to footwork, which was also quite fatal.
And as far as I know, Bruce Lee's Jeet Kune Do also inherited the essence of China's martial arts, taking attack as the defense.
Every punch, every leg, hits other people's joints. No matter how powerful the animal is, it will dislocate immediately, and the tiger will get more than one bargained for.
Of course, this vicious technology is not allowed to be used in the competition. I've only seen that kind of attack in Thai Zhang Chi Sanfeng movies.
Tai Sen lost to Louis, which only shows that his skill is not good.
There is also the I-shaped khufu boxing in Shaolin Temple, which can also be won.
This is a kind of boxing from left to right, spreading Tiger Claw and then hitting.
Only Bruce Lee understands the essence of martial arts. He said that there are not so many schools.
People actually only have two legs and two hands, while tigers actually only have two claws and a mouth.
As long as you can control other people's attacks, you can completely win your opponent.
Tai Sen doesn't understand other people's weaknesses, and certainly can't fully grasp other people's actions.
Tai Sen, who is used to racing with his opponents, is no different from a domestic cat, while Bruce Lee has various opponents.
Therefore, Bruce Lee's special enemies, such as tigers, should not be wiped out like Tai Sen, the domestic cat, and have a great chance of winning.
Some people say that flies can't kill tigers no matter how fast they fly? I said, Bruce Lee is not a fly, but a wasp.
A person who knows other people's weaknesses is like a blind fly? Joke, you are wrong about this, and your ignorant estimate will certainly fail.
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