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When my daughter was three years old, she accidentally broke into the bathroom and saw her father urinate. This time, when her daughter discovered the new continent, she repeatedly asked her father why there was a "chicken intestine". The father wants his daughter to go to kindergarten in the future, and men and women share the toilet. Sooner or later, this problem will be explained, so she patiently gave her daughter a physiological health lesson to explain the difference between men and women.

Soon after, I invited my friends to have tea. When I ordered tea, my father asked everyone if they wanted intestines. The daughter said loudly, "No, Dad has chicken intestines." After a minute's silence, the whole table burst into laughter. That day, my father took his daughter's shovel to dig sand and shouted to dig a hole for himself.

My 5-year-old daughter came home from kindergarten and asked me mysteriously, "Dad, do you know how to sing the song at the end of Quiet Gege (sequel)?"

"You are the wind and I am the sand." I thought about it and answered (the local TV station is playing the play).

"No, our classmates sang' You are crazy, I am stupid'" ...

Boy A: My brother was bitten by a mosquito yesterday and his whole finger was swollen! ! Boy B: That's nothing strange! My uncle was bitten by a tiger bee last month and his whole foot fell! ! Boy C: Then my sister doesn't know what stabbed her, but her whole stomach is swollen! ! !

Only by climbing to the top of the mountain can you see the scenery there.