Classic online buzzwords in recent years

How can a tour guide be ignorant? Of course, most ignorant people are leaders, and the case is called being stupid!

Friend, can you help me?

Pay tribute to the warriors who are still fighting in the front line of football education! I hope your persistence can change China football and the future.

Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

Japanese yen? If Gennon wants to shout, Gege is called jellyfish.

Piano, chess, painting and calligraphy are not good, and washing and cooking are too tiring.

Saying that money is a sin, everyone is fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go!

I'm not RMB, why does everyone like me? !

Talking about small white-collar workers: Never believe Napoleon's famous saying: "A soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier!" "This sentence has made too many bankrupt careerists!

Now, can you give us back Monday? Wednesday and throughout August, Wisconsin and chocolate candy. ..... by the way, one more thing, can you give me my coin back, too?

A beautiful lady told Jon that you were so cute, and you asked me what happened!

If you can't beat your enemies, join them. People can't extricate themselves, in addition to teeth, there is love.

Talking about football: The greatness of China football players is that they are open-minded and eager to learn. They learned to dye their hair and go to nightclubs. They talk like Europeans and play football like primitive people.

Crowding buses is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

I knew you were a monster as soon as I opened my eyes.

My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said, I can have this. I said, I really don't have this ...

The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

Talking about BMW: Don't think that you can control the direction of life by holding the steering wheel of BMW. If you drive carelessly, you may still hit the wall, the airbag may not open, and your face will definitely open.

When you are in high spirits, you must sell the stock! You must buy it when you cry!

Talking about stocks: people who make money listen, and people who lose money ask for it.

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Life is only three days, and people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live in the present are the most practical.

You get what you pay for, and you're not hungry after eating porridge.

You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have problems.

Words are not surprising, and death is not shameful.

Where you fall, where you get up ... always fall there, I suspect there is a pit!

No one is holding hands, so I just take a pocket.

You take your overpass and I'll take my underpass.

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over …

The so-called beautiful women are mostly slaves of cosmetics.

I was going to sogou, but I saw a cat flopping about.

Alas ~ this person is not straight, even his headache is partial.

Mixed society is a physical activity, paying attention to four lessons: flash and prance.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

I have been running in the field of hope, although I occasionally stumble over disappointment.

Don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will cause "sea laughter"

The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

Don't challenge my personality with your temper, it will make you die rhythmically!

Bad guys need strength, and scum needs taste more.

I never bully the weak ~ ~ ~ I didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him …

Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko.

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What do you like about me? Can't I change it?

The boy I once loved had the most handsome side face in the world.

Don't come back until you're drunk. If everyone else is sober, I'll get drunk alone. I dare to drown my sorrows in wine.

The difficulty of marriage is that we fall in love with each other's advantages, but live with her shortcomings.

Travel is to go from where you are tired to where others are tired.

Ducks are too arrogant, rabbits are too talkative, red lights stop, green lights go, yellow lights go … can't stop! ! I'm a pig. I'm fine.

My lover calls me a third party! ..... Very good! People are forced out.

The first one suffers, and the second one suffers. Apple is not a pear, it is because of Newton. I'm not Newton either. It's my dad.

No one is born afraid of death, and no one is born afraid of death. Don't fucking pretend!

Give me a woman, and I can create a country; Give me a bottle of wine and I will lead them to conquer the world!

Don't say love to others easily, don't stubbornly open other people's hearts, just make a joke and leave.

Animals are still a little pitiful, I don't, so I'm not an animal.

No matter how old human members are, they are all young in front of money.

Uncle, can you sign my name in the spouse column for me?

Don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

Don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you. This world doesn't belong to you.

If I'm really great, why don't you?

The wicked man said, "If you say I am a wicked man again, I will kill you!" " "The wicked never make jokes, and the wicked should take the time to do evil.

The difference between a girlfriend and a female friend is only one word, and that is sex.

I used to have a pair of wings, but I didn't use them to soar in the sky, but I put them in a pot to stew soup. ...

Oh, dear, I found another penny, and I made a fortune!

In the face of the enemy's torture, I have three words: I say ...

Ten years of trees, a hundred years of people, a hundred years of trees ... epitaph.

Ugly, but ugly is special, that is, very ugly!

It is forbidden to urinate here, and the tools will be confiscated.

I get cramps when I read it, and Sven is like a diaper rash!

Spending money is not as good as spending money on the same day!

Interpretation is cover-up, and cover-up is making up stories!

All men are created equal, except those who get married.

When men cheat, their IQ is second only to Einstein! .

Some people are so ignorant. If you don't @ @ his mother, he won't know that you are his father.