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Recommend some good-looking western fantasy novel to be a small YY ~ ~ ~ The protagonist prefers to dress up as a pig to eat a tiger, funny, not too serious ~ ~ ~

I've only seen one recently, Blood X Blood, owned by Yao Zhou.

Introduction:

In BL9527, a freezer drifting in the universe for tens of thousands of years disintegrated on the planet Thain ruled by the blood clan.

There is a human girl with rosy complexion and good qi and blood!

The blood clan elders rummaged through the biological classics of the universe and finally determined:

This object is a surviving species on a blue planet called Earth, which was destroyed in 20 12.

Unfortunately, this is the last one.

To make matters worse, this smells so good …

so

Edible human girl is tall and fat+drooling blood clan is ready to chew = embarrassing multi-species mixed story every day

Very beautiful. I've been obsessed with vampire themes recently. I have the full version here, as well as foreign ones. You can come to me if you can't find it ~ ~ ~

Add some more: (from: Yo-ho 1988)

1. The vampire girl is also called the blood hourglass. The author's name is Lin Jing. It's a long 3 million words ~ ~ ~ I like it very much. The author has a good writing style and a deep understanding of life. . . It's the one I highly recommend! ! !

2. Meng Sansheng's Silver Cross Dream and Wonderful Candy House are two closely linked vampire novels. If you want to read vampire literature, you must read these two absolute classics.

3. The story of the zombie also turned the protagonist Fan into a vampire inexplicably in the middle of the night, and later it was found to be the legendary zombie god, which was very strange and not bad.

4. Drakula is also a classic. Vampires are depicted here as gentlemen, charming and noble creatures. This novel makes Drakula synonymous with vampires, and it is also the first novel of vampires.

5. Interview with Vampires at Night has a movie. In fact, I think the movies are good and the books are good, just like Harry Potter's movies and books.

6. Older and more classic, vampire chronicles series: vampire Lester, vampire queen, corpse thief, Blackwood manor, ode to blood, (representative of vampire novels).

The Vampire Trilogy of Dream Life:

Silver cross dream

10 years ago, she was a little orphan girl who suddenly appeared in the garbage dump. The gentle handsome boy who took her in and raised her mysteriously disappeared one day after several years. She searched hard and waited hard, but because she saved a mysterious person by mistake, she became a vampire for no reason. Ah ah, why all the bad things happen to her! All kinds of strange events followed, and blood handsome guys also appeared in her life. Being hunted by the queen of blood clan, the person who raised her suddenly appeared as a high priest and told her to get rid of it, even Satan's adult made a magnificent appearance. Why does she always appear in the center of time? What kind of secrets are hidden in her body? The queen of blood, Lilith, the degenerate angel, which is the real her? When ordinary girls step into the ball full of black roses, the elegant blood prince dances, and the charming dance music is about to begin. ...

Wonderful candy house

She is Lilith, the witch of the night. She is Bai, the queen of the underworld. She's-

The cover of the wonderful candy house is Oriental Dawn.

Multiple identities puzzled her. She doesn't know who she really is or what she really is.

However, she knew that she was heavily in debt.

The man who was as gentle as jade in Most Love turned out to be the incarnation of archangel Michael. In order to save her from disappearing completely, she was never found again.

Satan, the great devil who keeps calling her "my wife", made a Covenant with God to accept the trial on her behalf, was driven into a dark place and suffered from the burning of magma forever;

A cold vampire who turned her into a blood clan was burned to ashes to protect her;

There are also blind children who have been persecuted for nothing, and are remembered forever like the greatest prophet of the underworld for 400 years;

……

She wants to pay back the money.

So, she stubbornly stayed in the candy house and ran around in time and space, hoping to change their fate.

She wants to give them happiness and eternal life.

She forgot that there was a noisy vampire who was always with her and never left her. ...

She will face the battle alone. Before leaving, she grabbed him with tears in her eyes and gently confessed-

I love you

Forget me

Thorn angel

Guarding him is a task? Or fate?

He was born guilty and destined to be a demon.

However, when an angel loses its wings, maybe even the devil will cry.

Marry a vampire

After sleeping for ten years, when I woke up, I found that I had a handsome and rich vampire husband ... but why did I forget everything in the past? Who will tell me what happened in this decade? In the history of falling in love, am I a princess living in an ivory tower or a Cinderella leaving glass shoes?

Vampire lords, please be careful

Eight years ago, the beautiful pure blood vampire silver? Roland theseus? Lesemba wiped out the Qian Taiyin family by himself. Therefore, this stubborn girl entered vampire hunterⅱII II College to study hard, hoping to avenge her parents one day.

Just contrary to expectations, vampires who can kill viscount or above must be Samsung hunters, and now she is just a diamond. Unwilling to lag behind, work hard to earn credits.

Occasionally passing by an alley saved a beautiful teenager, but the teenager kept pestering me all day, and even transferred to vampire hunterⅱII II College to be with her ... troubled times came again. ...

Royal Witch College 1, 2

The mysterious message brought unexpected thunder and split her into a fantasy world. With pure wizard blood, she became one of the five candidates for the emperor, but was assigned to the worst class! Is this a joke? However, just as she gradually got used to this wonderful and interesting magical life, the wheel of fate turned again. A glimpse of accidental collision made her know vampires with blue and green eyes, but everything showed that they would always be enemies. ...

In the end, can this fantasy Romeo and Juliet have a happy ending?

Charlotte

In Charlotte's dream, the deserted manor appeared again. How many times has this happened? She walked forward step by step, in the depths of the broken mansion, seems to be hiding something very important ... or ... people ...

Unexpectedly, I traveled to a mysterious foreign land, where everything became possible-His Royal Highness the heir-to-be, ghosts and ghosts scurrying around, a feast of black and white witchcraft, the confrontation of gorgeous magic, the experience of finding and training spirits and beasts ... but anyway, it is better to meet him. ...

In the deserted Manzhu Shahua Manor, the girl was led by fate, came to the copper coffin inlaid with dazzling gems, and gently brushed away the red roses on the cover of the crystal coffin. At this point, Charlotte met her destiny in life.

She is a proud and clever witch;

He is a cursed trapped beast.

This time, the fairy tale of beauty and the beast was staged in a foreign land.

Vampire's footman

"Son, if you want revenge alive, drink my blood." Grandpa said that what impressed him all his life was his eyes, saying that he had never seen that kind of cold and strange temperament in a 6-year-old girl, and his eyes showed cruel and bloodthirsty light, like a thoroughly remoulded demon.

In order to know the truth, I became a semi-demon.

In order to investigate the cause of Yin's death, I joined the Sheran School.

Dressed as a man, I went into the snowy area with Hong, where there were only boys.

However, I attracted a few "BL perverts" because of my lovely appearance ... I really want to cry. Obviously, he provoked me first. Why do all his "girlfriends" look at me with such vicious eyes?

No, I really can't afford it.

A cold frost … a gentle water … a lively and lovely … a handsome and evil ghost …

A person as cold as God … a person as pure as an angel … a person as lovely as a child … a person as bewitched as a devil …

Somebody help me, I don't want to pester them like this. I can't even handle them ... let alone so many people.

In that case, don't blame me for being cruel …

Wait till you get it! See how I can stop you from living all over Xie Lan …

Don't blame me …

Looking for a past life journey

People say that disasters in this life are often karma planted in previous lives, and karma cannot be changed. But there is just such a transaction in the world, which can find your roots in the past through time and space and resolve the disaster in your life, and all you have to pay is a tear.

Ye Yin, who was adopted by the mysterious master since childhood, is proficient in telepathy. Facing all kinds of customers, she traveled through different countries and different time and space again and again. After completing the task again and again, can she resolve her own disaster? Will she be lovelorn at some point?

Looking for the past life, this is a fleeting time.

In order to find the mysterious missing mother, Xiaoye undertook the task of helping people solve the fate entanglement and embarked on a mysterious train through time and space. In those ancient countries lost in the long river of history, I met the wise and brave Roman general and the arrogant king of Babylon. However, what awaits her is one love problem after another ... the cause of past lives and the fruit of this life. Only by solving the disaster of the parties in their previous lives can the train move forward. When the train reaches the end, there is half blood in the body. Can you solve the last mystery?

Blood bride

The story of sanas and Ye Yin's son Mu Ye.

In the blood clan where the struggle between the secret party and the magic party is getting worse,

An unexpected plot awaits him.

His experience,

Not worse than his mother and sister!

The bride he hit,

Coming soon. ....

Roses in Brandenburg

The love entanglement between vampires and people in medieval Europe.