I am eager to ask for a few humorous jokes, without yellow ones, to make my girlfriend happy.

1. One day, a female college student went shopping in the mall alone. When she came out, it was already ten o'clock at night and the bus had stopped. At this moment, it happened that one of her male classmates passed by on a bicycle. The male classmate said to her, "Let me drive you back to school." The girl agreed.

The boy said to the girl, "My car has no back seat. Please sit in the front. " So the girls sat in the front and asked the boys to drive them back to school. Back to the school gate, the girl got off. At this time, she was surprised to find that there were no bars on the boy's bike.

2. Two people accidentally walked into a "cannibal tribe", and the tribal chief asked them how they wanted to die, whether to choose torture or death.

The first man thought life was worse than death, so he chose torture. The patriarch ordered his men to drag him out and play with his penis 200 times.

Listening to the heartbreaking cry, another person thought it would be easier to die immediately, so he chose the death penalty.

As a result, the patriarch ordered him to be dragged out to play with his penis until he died.

A farmer, a soldier and a mathematician are very good friends. One day, the three of them were walking by the river and saw a woman accidentally fall into the water. The woman shouted for help, but the three men did not move. The woman said who saved me, and I made him do it three times. So three people went into the water together to save the woman. That woman didn't break her word. The farmer did it for ~ 1 ~ 2 ~ 3 times first, then the farmer lifted his pants and left.

Then the soldiers. He didn't say anything. He just took off his pants and went straight to one two one ... one two one. ............