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Born in Yangu, where the three realms meet.
She spent more than 10,000 years in the underworld, and she didn't know why she was born or how to destroy her.
I only know that she appeared in this extremely cloudy place with Bai Ci, the ghost king, 10,000 years ago, but it happened that she was rooted in the sunniest place in this extremely cloudy place. Every day, she watches the sun set off from here and set in the Yuyuan Garden. Every day is boring. However, all mortals, imps, immortals and so on have to cross her three bridges, and the boring life is somewhat fun.
However, what makes Xiao Fusang happy most is that whenever the ghost owner has troubles, he will talk to her. Of course, the ghost master doesn't know that this stout tree has been made into a delicate girl, only that it is a holy tree that has not been made into a human shape.
Not to mention the amazing appearance of the ghost Lord, Fusang admired the decisive character of the war alone. Fusang doesn't like other gentle and elegant girls. She likes people who dare to love, hate and fight. It seems that only such people can walk side by side with her.
It is said that Bai Ci descended from the sky and turned out to be a powerful fairy. I don't know why I'm obsessed, and my past memories have vanished, so there are now ghost-dominated white words.
At first, the Lord told Fusang something difficult to deal with in the underworld, but this day he suddenly said, "Fusang, if I want to do something, will you stand by and watch me?"
"?" Does he know he's human?
"I want to know who I am and why you are here. In other words, I want to know what I have to do with you. "
"fetters? I am a little hibiscus tree, how can I get involved with the Lord? "
"I don't know, but you have been in my dream since I can remember, as if we were inseparable before." Otherwise, he is a goofy ghost who runs around a tree every day.
"Why suddenly want to know? It's been ten thousand years. Is it bad for us now? "
"It's just that I feel deeper and deeper in my heart. We are very good, but Xiao Fusang is not enough. "
Fusang's heart suddenly trembled. What is not enough? What is not enough? "Do what you want to do, and Yan, who has always been decisive, has begun to hesitate, not afraid of others' jokes ~"
"You are really ..." Bai Ci gave a wry smile and said, "Xiao Fusang, wait for me."
I don't know how long Fusang waited, but suddenly there was news that the ghost Lord was detained by the Emperor of Heaven. He ignored the consequences and angrily complained to the important people in heaven with all the soldiers in the underworld.
Ten thousand years later, the fairy war was staged again.
Similarly, the world is in chaos and blood is flowing. The difference is that the last time the heaven subdued the former ghost land marsh, this time the holy tree Fusang became famous in World War I, forcing the Emperor of Heaven to make peace.
After discussion, the Emperor of Heaven agreed to release the white characters, but the only requirement was that there should be human reincarnation, experiencing eight difficulties and all difficulties. Fusang thought for a long time and nodded. But Fusang didn't think that Bai Ci's suffering and bad luck were all caused by himself.
Seeing that Bai Ci couldn't walk out after a time-space cycle on earth, Fusang took the sun into the cycle to awaken Bai Ci, regardless of any agreement.
Fortunately, her ghost owner woke up.
After all, the Emperor of Heaven is not a vegetarian, but he can beat Fusang, but he can hold the bird of the sun and smash it into prison with 20 thunderbolts. Originally, there were ten birds of the sun on duty by turns, but I heard that the Emperor of Heaven punished Sun Xiao who came down with Fusang. The other nine birds were helpless and had to stop taking turns on duty to save Sun Xiao.
Later, when Fusang woke up from the dreamland, she realized that a mortal named Yi had shot nine suns, leaving only the little one in the heavenly prison. As a last resort, he once again made a scene in the Heavenly Palace and took the place of the sun to bear the lightning robbery before saving the sun. In great anger, the connection between the two worlds and heaven was broken and the real body was damaged. Originally, it was like a mirror image, and it split in two and could never be recovered.
"Little Fusang, you have suffered."
"Small white, I'm not bitter. But the sun didn't ... meowed ........... "
"I know, I know, it's time to settle accounts with the Emperor of Heaven."
Bai Ci took Fusang straight to the main hall.
"Qingyang, the memory of God has dissipated. Do you still do whatever you want? I hurt Fusang, destroyed the sun and imprisoned this god. I didn't expect Qingyang God to be so heartless and so unbearable! Think of it this way: this god wants to destroy half of Ruomu's true body and remove the immortal bone. Although I can't compare with Fusang, I can't be as petty as Qingyang God! What do you say? "
Bai Ci couldn't wait to kill Qingyang at once, but he knew that death was the easiest, and it might be interesting to make him miserable.
At this moment, Qingyang didn't know that Bai Ci had recovered his memory, and the former Great Three Realms God was back.
"Lord God, everything is done by Qingyang, and it has nothing to do with my daughter Ruomu!"
"I didn't say I would spare you! Experience in the world, except for the gods. "
As a result, Bai Ci, who came back from human robbery, found his memory restored, his skill greatly increased, and he also understood the endless fate between himself and Fusang.
When Bai Cigang was born, there were no three realms in the chaotic world, only the father and god of Qinghua, the father and god of Qingyang and other immortals. The highest stratum in the immortal family is the ancestor god, followed by the father god, the Lord god, the Lord god, the king of gods, immortals, the Lord god and the king of gods. ...
Times have changed, and the three realms are only clear when the Father God appears, and the Father God has only one son. Young people are unsmiling and studious, and naturally become the gods of the three realms, and only Qingyang and Chaoan are promoted around them.
When the Father God appeared, he told Bai Ci that he had been enlightened by the ancestor God Fusang, who could manage everything and divide the world. After the universe was clear, the ancestor God said, "My life is in danger. As a wood, I need to sleep for more than ten thousand years. When I am robbed, I will become dull. "
Therefore, in order to protect the ancestors' success in Du Jie, Father God volunteered to ask for the patron saint Wood. When the Father appeared, this task was naturally passed on to God.
The original white characters were also safely guarded for 100,000 years, until the original Pluto Lu Numa suddenly invaded the heavens and the Shenmu disappeared in chaos. Only after Hades detained him did he discover that Ruomu, the daughter of Qingyang God, had long fallen in love with Bai Ci, but I had no intention of being a lover. I saw Bai Ci carefully protecting the Shenmu around him all day and throwing it into the underworld when the gods and demons were at war.
But it happened that Shenmu was embedded in the valley of Yan, and the gods couldn't take it out. White characters will flow to Yu Garden, a very cloudy place in the world, and there will be no reincarnation from generation to generation. Because the internal forces of heaven and the underworld repel each other, he attributed his internal forces to heaven and earth and gave them to Qingyang. After Xian Wu's death, he was uneasy about the peace. After Bai Ci left, he went to the South China Sea to practice alone. Bai Ci went to the underworld to protect the incarnation of the ancestor God. Unexpectedly, the past dissipated with internal forces. Fortunately, he is still with Shenmu.
After Shenmu entered the underworld, it began to wake up slowly. Later, it was cultivated into a human form and stayed together for 10 thousand years. Then, in order to retrieve his memory, Bai Ci questioned the Emperor of Heaven, that is, the Qingyang God of that year, imprisoned Bai Ci and avenged his beloved daughter, which subsequently triggered another war between gods and demons. Ten thousand years after I resigned, I naturally lost my skills. At this point, I entered the reincarnation, I can't love and take from generation to generation, I fell into a cycle. In order to save Bai, Fusang resigned from reincarnation and entered reincarnation with the sun, which led to past life memories from the future. Fortunately, she finally woke him up.
But when she came back, Fusang had recovered her ancestral power, although she didn't know when the ancestral memory would be restored, and even he didn't want him to remember it, so it was good for her to be happy as a little scared tree.
But he is always here.
Just as he used to accompany that log, he will always guard his little ancestor.
Over the past few years, under the guidance of Chao 'an, the celestial world has become stronger and stronger, and the three worlds have lived in peace. Although the former ghost's land marsh garden has changed, it can't escape the Wuzhishan of Chao 'an, the god of righteousness. Perhaps, he never even thought about running away ... Of course, this is another story.
Regarding the ancestor God and the Lord God, there is only the legend of the immortal couple and the dragon in the three realms.
Later, Chao An was reading the transcript of Sansheng, only to know that the fate of Fusang was to accompany Bai Ci through the mortal cycle, and Bai Ci's Du Jie robbery was a small Fusang. The fate of two people, who is who, who is who, can't tell.
Du Jie, a little Fusang, came back as the ancestors wished, let bygones be bygones and be a happy fairy.
I hope that this time on earth, you have completed the three realms and six roads, and you have seen right and wrong clearly, and everyone is happy from now on.
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