Who knows a quick turn or a proportional joke?

There is a newly married couple. In the morning, her husband will go to work. Before going out, the wife asked her husband, "What would you like for dinner after work today?" The husband whispered in his wife's ear, "Eat you!" Then I went out to work. My husband came home from work at night, and when he opened the door, he saw his wife streaking in the living room. The husband asked, "What are you doing, wife?" ""I'm heating the food! 』

A man and a woman are chatting in the park. Woman: "Will you take off your glasses? My thigh hurts ... "A few minutes later. Woman: "Can you put on your glasses? You kissed the chair ... "

One morning at Xiaoming's house, Xiaoming's father was having breakfast. Xiao Ming went over and asked his father, "Dad, does your heart have feet?" 」; Dad pointed to the position of the heart and said, "How can the heart have feet here? 」; Xiao Ming replied, "Oh! Then Xiao Ming went into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, does the liver have feet?" 」; Mother pointed to the position of the liver and said, "silly child, how can the liver have feet here?" Xiao Ming added, "But I clearly heard it last night. ............