Super hilarious slip of the tongue jokes

A collection of super hilarious slip-of-the-tongued jokes

1. In the unit’s congratulations, a leader said: “I wish you all good health. Hold it in, I’m out of words.”

2. Once I helped my boss book a hotel and wanted to ask if they had any services such as free Internet access, but I couldn’t figure it out.

How to say it, so I asked the other party: Excuse me, do you have any special services here?

The other party: What? Special services? We are a regular hotel!?

-__ -!!!!

3 The fourth guy in the dormitory got out of bed and looked for his slippers for a long time, but he didn’t find them. I asked everyone: Why are my slippers gone?

4 While shopping, my friend was suddenly surprised. Call: ?Wow!? Virgin Bookstore?!? I was shocked. I looked up and saw a plaque with four big characters written on it

?Foreign Language Bookstore-__-!

　5 I once went to buy mutton skewers

I stretched out 4 fingers and said to the boss: "Here are three mutton skewers?"

The boss was confused? How many?

I stretched out three fingers and said? 4

6 Our general manager’s surname is Zhou. Once he called me while I was driving. When I was nervous, I opened my mouth and said: "Premier Zhou ?"

7 My surname is Zhu, and I manage the unit's computer room. Someone once called me on my mobile phone: Chief Chicken, are you in the pig room? He was yelling at me

That guy was stunned

8 While queuing in the cafeteria, I heard a boy next to me say: ?Master, please have a bowl of ?bullet cauliflower?soup!?(seaweed and egg drop soup) Haha

Haha, I laughed so hard that I gushed out soup.

9 One day, I was eating very slowly at a rice noodle shop and I was very hungry.

I finally couldn’t hold it in any longer and slapped the table and roared. I originally wanted to say that if I didn’t get rice noodles, I would flip the table over. !

The result was: "Boss!!!! If you don’t serve rice noodles, I will eat the table!!!!"

The whole store was silent for 3 seconds and then burst into laughter under the table? How embarrassing? ?

10 My parents were arguing, and my dad said angrily: "Get out of here!"

11 I got a call at the company, and it was from a clothing company. ., kept talking about making uniform clothing for a certain big company. I caught the other party talking and blurted out: "We don't wear uniforms in our company!"

The other party whispered for a few seconds and said, "Excuse me," and hung up.

12 Our university teacher: I am looking for three classmates, one boy and one girl?

The whole class started to look around, looking for Li Yuchun.

Returning to the dormitory from self-study on the 13th, I met the fairy girl on the road, so I followed her

I always wanted to strike up a conversation, but had no courage to approach until the fairy girl was about to walk into the girls' building

I gritted my teeth, stepped forward, and asked the girl loudly: Classmate, are you a woman?

Then? Later, I enjoyed the eyes of the fairy girl for two years

14 When Deng was discussing the class, the teacher was very excited: How many heroic sons and daughters are lingering underground?

15 The classmate’s graduation project was made of red cloth in the shape of a phoenix and sewn on a black robe-like garment. .

The defending teacher asked: Why does the phoenix use red instead of other colors?

The student blurted out when he was excited: Because the phoenix is ??burning with desire!! (I guess he meant to say (Rebirth from the ashes). 3 seconds later, the classmates who came to watch the defense laughed wildly, and my stomach twisted with laughter!

16 In junior high school, the teacher called me Mulan Ci (the teacher was more BT), and I was nervous

...When my brother heard that his sister had come, he sharpened his knife and went to his parents (pig and sheep)...

The whole class burst into laughter, and he laughed too, but he forgot all about it later. Fortunately, the teacher did not punish me~~

17 Heaven and earth, Dou E is more unjust than me! ;