Funny quotes about weight loss

Funny quotes about weight loss include:

1. There are two me in the world, one is a foodie, and the other is me who really wants to lose weight.

2. Is it easy for my parents to raise me so fat over the years? I will not lose weight, I will not lose weight.

3. There are girls who only have two things in their minds: eating and losing weight.

4. I like my shadow in the sunset, it makes me look tall and thin.

5. Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its own temperament.

6. If I really can’t lose weight, just let me grow taller!

7. If you don’t eat enough, how can you have the energy to lose weight?

8. Every girl who shouts about losing weight has a mouth that can’t stop.

9. When I lose weight, you must come, because seeing you will make me lose my appetite.