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English short story: We are friends (we are friends).
Tommy is a turtle. He has no father, no mother and no friends.
Tommy is a turtle. He has no father, mother and friends.
He is crying. Here comes a bird. She said:? I can fly. Jean? Fly! ?
He is crying. Here comes a bird. She said:? I can fly. Let's fly together. ?
Tommy said:? No, no, I can. Do not fly! ?
Tommy said:? No, no, I can't fly ?
Here comes a rabbit. He said:? I can jump. Jean? S jump! ?
Here comes a rabbit. He said:? I can jump. Let's dance together. ?
Tommy said:? No, no. May I? Don't jump ?
Tommy said:? No, no. I can't jump. ?
Here comes a monkey. He said:? I can climb trees. Jean? Let's climb the tree! ?
Here comes a monkey. He said:? I can climb trees. Let's climb the tree together. ?
Tommy said:? No, no. May I? Don't climb trees! ?
Tommy said:? No, no. I can't climb trees. ?
Here comes a duck. He said:? I can swim. Jean? Let's swim! ?
Here comes a duck. He said:? I can swim. Let's swim together! ?
Tommy smiles:? We are friends! ?
The duck smiled. We are friends! ?
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Joke English short story: little mouse
It? It is sunny today. A little mouse wants to go out to play.
It's a sunny day. A little mouse wants to play outside.
But he is afraid of the cat. So he peeked and peeked.
But it is afraid of cats. So look left and right.
He looked left and right.
It looks left and right.
Suddenly, Mother Mouse shouted.
Suddenly, Mother Mouse shouted:
? Watch out! Watch out! The cat is here, the cat is here. ?
? Watch out! Watch out! The cat is here, the cat is here?
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English short story: deer in the cowshed
A deer is being chased by some dogs. It ran into the cowshed and hid in a pile of hay. You can only see its horns.
Soon after, the hunters came to the stable and asked if anyone had seen the deer. The boys in the stable looked around, but saw nothing. So the hunters left.
Then the master came in. He looked around and found something unusual there.
He pointed to the pile of hay and asked, "What are those two strange things?" When stable boy went to see it, they found the deer.
Bucks in the bullpen
A stag was chased by hounds in a hurry, ran into the cowshed and hid in a pile of hay, with only the tip of its antlers exposed.
The hunters soon came to the bullpen and asked if anyone had seen the deer. The shepherd looked around and saw nothing, so the hunters left.
Soon, the master came back. He looked around and felt a little abnormal.
He pointed to the pile of hay and asked? What are those two strange things? The shepherd rummaged forward and found the deer.
Moral: When you run away from another danger, don't ignore it.
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English short stories: eagle and arrow
An eagle is flying in the sky. As soon as it saw the rabbit, it pounced on its prey.
Suddenly it was hit by an arrow.
It slowly fell to the ground, and blood gushed from the wound.
When the eagle looked down, he found a feather of his own stuck in the shaft. ? Alas! ? It cried. ? We often give our enemies the means to destroy themselves. ?
Eagle and arrow
The eagle is flying in the sky. When he sees a hare, he will pounce on its prey.
Suddenly, someone hit it with an arrow.
The eagle flapped its wings and landed on the ground. Blood gushed from the wound.
It looked down and found that the tail of the arrow was actually made of its own feathers, so it said painfully. Alas, we always provide the enemy with tools to destroy themselves! ?
Moral: People are often hurt for their own reasons, and that kind of pain is even more uncomfortable.
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