Joke Daquan laughs till his stomach hurts.

1, the teacher visited the home and asked the students: Is your family happy? The student proudly replied: happiness! Father came over and slapped him in the face. "Boy, who let you change your surname!" "

2. I skipped classes too much. I wanted to go to class yesterday and met the professor. The professor said in surprise, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

3. In front of the counter of Lamian Noodles store, a beautiful girl is waiting in line. When she arrived, Master Lamian Noodles asked, Do you want a thick one or a thin one? Girl: I'll eat whatever you pull.

The nurse saw a patient drinking in the ward, so she went over and whispered to him, "Little darling!" The patient smiled and said, "Little baby."

5. Two days ago, a friend went to the entry-exit administration office to apply for a Thai passport. When he was excited, he wrote "Qin State" in the column of destination country. Directly gave the form to the police. After watching it, the police stunned for a long time and said to him affectionately: "We only do outbound business, not cross-border business!

6. After spending more than a year with my girlfriend, I finally understood two sentences. I just need to pick one sentence to calm my girlfriend down. The first sentence: You are right. The second sentence: buy.

7. I am on a business trip with my leader. High-speed railway station met an international student from Africa and asked my leader, "How can I get to the airport?" My leader held back for a long time and looked at me awkwardly and said, "My English is not very good ..." At that time, I was stunned and said weakly, "Boss, you were asked from China!"

8. Don't look at others' seemingly smooth sailing. In fact, they are also smooth sailing behind them.