Requesting: Funny jokes about self-deprecation

1. When I get angry, I want to buy something. When I buy something, I have to spend money. When I spend money, I get less money. When I get less money, I get angry.

2. When I was a child, my family had no money, so I would always fly a kite with a plastic bag tied behind a rope.

3. I hope that everyone who reads this sentence will give birth to a son as cute as Kimi.

4. The most tragic thing in the world is: meeting a foodie at the same table when buying delicious food.

5. My deskmate is a top student, and he has an outstanding reputation as a teacher. Even if I get scolded by the teacher one day, he can still take me to Demacia!

6. When we were doing chemistry experiments in class, our teacher said: "Do the students in the front row have insurance?"

7. Quarrel and fight on QQ It’s not the accumulation of swear words that matters, but the speed of typing.

8. It is said that if you hand in a blank paper, you will get three points, which is called a clean paper.

9. I don’t envy Little Putao kissing EXO. I’m not blind, how can I not envy him! Ah, I am truly envious and jealous!

10. I am not familiar with Wu Bai, but his brother Erbai Wu is very familiar with me.

11. As soon as your hand holds the mouse, you lose the will to do your homework.

12. If you don’t pay attention to me, then I will become a dog and ignore me...

13. "How much do you love me?" "A dime" "That's all." "Isn't a dime just like that?"

14. One time I went to see the Zen master and asked him: "What should I do if I am too dark?" The Zen master opened the temple door, and I said: "Zen master, are you asking me to open my heart? "The Zen master replied: "I just want to see where you are."

15. I originally wanted to make a splash in this midterm exam, but when the test papers were handed out, I decided to hide my strength.

16. I really hope that one day we can become strangers again, and then we can get to know you again. Look at how I can kill you!

17. If you want to leave, I won’t stop you. If you want to die, I will help you!

18. If anyone burns my sister’s paradise, I will surely stew her wings.

19. He has long hair and a waist, but it’s just a bucket waist.

20. Go your own way and let others tell you! Eat your own food and let others spit it out!

21. "Is my face oily?" "It reflects light, so I can't see clearly."

22. "Your lips are cracked." "I forgot to put on lip balm." "I It’s on the lips, what do you think?”

23. Being shameless often means you have a strong psychological quality.

24. I love snacks the most, but if someone offers snacks in exchange for EXO, I will say without hesitation, no, that’s my life.

25. The famous flower I love has an owner, but the one who loves me is miserable.

26. The one you wear is more dangerous than the other, and the one you wear is safer than the other.

27. Two academic masters, two academic masters, ace the exam, ace the exam! One didn't write his name, and the other didn't fill in the answer sheet. It's so happy, so happy!

28. Today’s junior students are getting shorter every year, more frustrated than ever before, and more awkward than ever before.

29. When the teacher asks me to answer a question in class, I always say: "Teacher, please read the answer again and I will see if it is correct."

30. I turned off the lights in the dormitory at night during my sophomore year I was still eating biscuits, but the class teacher came in. I had the biscuits in my mouth and didn't dare to say anything. Then I saw the class teacher staring at me, and I didn't dare to move. Then I saw the class teacher moving towards me little by little. Minato said in front of him, oh, you are here...