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Who remembers some funny words in Tang Jiasan Shao's "Patron Saint of the Zodiac"! ! !

After sorting it out, I think the following sentences are quite funny: first, "the waist is good and the kidney is good, so there is no need to collect ginseng treasures." I am an attack, a strong attack. Keep attacking, storm and attack again. " Second, "Confucius said: fight with bricks, according to the surface, and don't mess; Since, how can one be lonely, how can one have friends together, and how can one work hard? No more, no more, no more, no more! " 3. "Mind your own business. You allow Yuhuan to set up a golden pillar, so we are not allowed to cook and brush the pot? " Fourth, "the moonlight water in the lotus pond is fluttering, the pig holds the waist clearly, the leg is left clearly, and the pig has the waist."