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My boyfriend and I broke up and said a lot of hurtful things, saying it was for my own good. This is not surprising. I've had it before, really for her. It's just that this situation is rare.

My boyfriend wants to break up with me, saying it is for my own good. Our personalities are not harmonious, and we are afraid that I will get hurt in the future. Even if you get it back now, you still have to share it with him. Don't ask why, time can change everything like him.

Boyfriend has hepatitis B. Break up with me for my own good? This requires you to know what hepatitis B is. Many people carry hepatitis B virus. Besides, with the development of medicine, this disease is no longer a intractable disease.

Men don't fuck me and say it's good for me to continue to be friends. What do you mean? It's possible that after this man is afraid of sex,

1, cannot be friends.

2. Afraid of hurting you.

Therefore, in order to continue to be friends, we must not.

My girlfriend broke up with me, and she was particularly annoyed and hated me. She was angry when I spoke. She told me not to disturb her and said a lot of cruel words. She also said that I was tired of playing with you and didn't want to dump you first to make her feel rude. Maybe the next goal hasn't been decided yet, so I put you there as a spare tire. If you don't have a home, you can use it and throw it away as soon as you find one.

My girlfriend is losing weight. She says it's for my sake. Why do you say that? She said that's because she cares about you and wants you to see the best. Imagine that she would pull a stranger in the street and say, what can I do for you? Cherish it

My boyfriend broke up with me and said it was hypocritical to accompany me to heal slowly. I still want to be a virgin. Breaking up is a denial to you. Why ignore him? You can't stand being hurt without him, so ignore him from now on and don't let him see your jokes!

The college entrance examination is coming soon, and my girlfriend said to break up with me for my own good. How can I help you? Love is a free payment, a willing help, and a mutual telepathy. Since you have chosen love, you should treat it sincerely, cherish it, support him (her) when he (she) is in trouble, encourage him (her) when he (she) is happy, and be sad when he (she) is sad. Instead of ignoring its existence when you have it, you will know your regret after you lose it. If you love someone, you need him to be happy forever, always be her safe haven and protect her, even if there is a little pain. True love for someone is not as simple as we think. A deep hug, a deep kiss, an unchangeable oath, an indelible token ... all these are plain in the face of true love. The most important thing to love a person is to respect his (her) independent time and space, let him (her) fight for his (her) ideal career wholeheartedly, urge him (her) to make full use of the time completely dominated by him (her), help each other in the short space where they get along, share weal and woe, support each other, make contributions to each other's ideal career and work together for a better future. Eternal love is in your heart. As long as you really pay, pursue and sacrifice bravely, true love will happen to you, and eternal love is your love. Love is a selfless sacrifice, and the return of love is the eternal happiness and happiness of the other party. If you love each other, you will be happy because of their happiness, and you will be happy because of their happiness. As long as you work hard for your happy life, then eternal love is around you. It is not that you have eternal love, but that you have created it.

My boyfriend broke up with me, but he still watches my friend's news. Sometimes it's a habit, but he may want to know your news. He is afraid that you will fall in love with someone else in a short time, which is an insult to him.

Well, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me. I want to declare how to send it. Why did you break up?

How to let go of a four-year relationship?

Oh, what a pity.

I can only say that what doesn't belong to me can't escape fate after all.