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I would like to ask, when the mace hits, do you really use Tianling Gai to resist it?

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From: The Legend of the Condor Heroes Chapter 1: A sudden change in the snow, but only the golden general Like to use, because Jin people grew up in the bitter cold land of Liaodong. They are strong and have heavy weapons, so they will take advantage of them in the battle. When the Jin soldiers invaded, they used maces to attack the soldiers and civilians of the Song Dynasty. When the people were angry, they suddenly started telling jokes. Person A said: "What's so scary about the Golden Soldiers? They have something, and we have something to resist." Person B said: "The Golden Soldiers have the skill of Jin Wu." Person A said: "We have Han Shaobao." Person B said: "The Golden Soldiers have something. There is a kidnapping horse." A said, "We have a mazha knife." A said, "The golden soldier has a mace." That day, the spiritual cap is the top of the head, and the golden soldier has a mace. Come, the people of the Song Dynasty had no choice but to use the Tianling Cap to resist, and their laughter and banter contained infinite sorrow and indignation. Background The cavalry of the Song Dynasty were mainly composed of northern ethnic minority cavalry. Their main weapons for combat were bows and arrows, sabers, and they were also equipped with special weapons such as maces. (The people of the Jin Kingdom seemed to like this kind of weapon. There was a folk song at that time: It has Jin Wushu, and I have the Marshal Fu; it has the kidnap horse, and I have the Mazha knife; it has the mace, and I have the Tianling Gai.) Explain "You have Mace, I have Tianling Gai!" This was during the Southern Song Dynasty in China, when the country was weak and the Jurchens' Jin army often invaded, raped and plundered. The people expressed their deepest helplessness and helplessness with this darkly humorous jingle. 2008-05-25 15:41:30 Supplement: "It has a mace, I have a Tianling Cap" is a folk song from the Southern Song Dynasty. It has the Golden Wu Technique, and I have the Marshal Fu; it has the kidnapping horse, and I have the Mazha knife; it has the mace, and I have the Tianling Gai

Of course, I don’t really use the Tianling Gai to resist. Original text (The Legend of the Condor Heroes, Chapter 1: A sudden change in the storm) When the Jin soldiers invaded, they used maces to attack the soldiers and civilians of the Song Dynasty. When the people were angry, they suddenly started telling jokes. Person A said: "What's so scary about the golden soldiers? They have something, and we have something to resist." Person B said: "The gold soldiers have the art of gold Wu." Person A said: "We have Han Shaobao." Person B said: "The gold soldiers have it. There are kidnapping horses." A said: "We have Mazha knives." B said: "The golden soldiers have maces." A said: "We have Tianling Gai." At that time, the Song Dynasty was weak

Far inferior to the Liao, Jin, Yuan, and Xixia in the west and north. The first year of Jingkang (1125)

Jin soldiers captured Bianjing, the capital of the Song Dynasty

The Song Dynasty naturally had no power to resist

The people of the Song Dynasty had no choice but to surrender

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But he was showing off his power verbally

It was said that Jin was actually restrained by Song. When the Jin soldiers came with maces, the people of the Song Dynasty had no choice but to use Tianling Gai to resist them. Their laughter and banter contained infinite sorrow and indignation. 2008-05-24 20:57:03 Supplement: This was the Southern Song Dynasty in China, when the country was weak and the Jurchens The Jin army often invaded, raped and looted. The people used this black humorous jingle to express their deepest helplessness and helplessness

It also expressed the northern people's self-deprecation and self-deprecation for the Jin people's massacre and plunder. have no choice.

This is impossible because the mace is very lethal! And I remember that no one used Tianling Gai to resist it, because I had finished reading Jin Yong’s novel!

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