Brainstorming joke

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Brainstorm jokes (1)

1. The manager can't cook, but there is one dish that he is particularly good at. What is this? Answer: fire squid.

2. What bridge has no water? Answer: overpass

3. What is the easiest thing to procrastinate? Answer: slippers

4. Xiaohua is at home, who is the most like him? Answer: the little flower in the mirror.

There is a family of four brothers. The age of the four of them is 14. How old are they? Answer: 1, 1, 2, 7, including twins.

6. There is a medicine that you want to eat in the drugstore but you can't buy. What medicine is this? Answer: regret medicine

7. Xiao Zhang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? Answer: Because of wearing shoes.

8. Why did the frog lose to the dog in the freestyle competition? Answer: Frog breaststroke fouled.

9. A group of girls were taking a bath by the river when a strange man broke in. What do you think they want to cover up most? Answer: men's eyes

10. Why do tigers fight to the death and never give up? Answer: No one dares to stop fighting.

1 1. What can solve all the mysteries? Answer: the answer

12. Every couple has an absolute * * * in their lives. What is that? Answer: Get married on the same day in the same year.

Brainstorm jokes (2)

1. The manager can't cook, but there is one dish that he is particularly good at. What is this? Answer: fire squid.

2. What bridge has no water? Answer: overpass

3. What is the easiest thing to procrastinate? Answer: slippers

4. Xiaohua is at home, who is the most like him? Answer: the little flower in the mirror.

There is a family of four brothers. The age of the four of them is 14. How old are they? Answer: 1, 1, 2, 7, including twins.

6. There is a medicine that you want to eat in the drugstore but you can't buy. What medicine is this? Answer: regret medicine

7. Xiao Zhang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? Answer: Because of wearing shoes.

8. Why did the frog lose to the dog in the freestyle competition? Answer: Frog breaststroke fouled.

9. A group of girls were taking a bath by the river when a strange man broke in. What do you think they want to cover up most? Answer: men's eyes

10. Why do tigers fight to the death and never give up? Answer: No one dares to stop fighting.

1 1. What can solve all the mysteries? Answer: the answer

12. Every couple has an absolute * * * in their lives. What is that? Answer: Get married on the same day in the same year.

Brainstorm jokes (3)

1. Mr. Hua has a skill, that is, people who see him will automatically put their palms up. What's going on here? Answer: Because he is a Chinese medicine practitioner.

The doctor gave you three pills and told you to take one every half hour. How long will it take to complete? A: One hour.

There are two prisoners in a cell, one of whom will be locked up for one year for stealing and the other for robbing a murderer, but only for two weeks. Why? A: In two weeks, Kimura will decide.

4. Where is the place where everyone must go? Answer: the toilet

5. What do you have and others have, but you can't exchange it, although it's something outside your body? Answer: Name

6. On the battlefield, where are the bullets densest? A: It's on the Dan medicine transport vehicle.

7. When are the sun and the moon together? Answer: Tomorrow.

8. Cao Mengde Chibi fiasco. Answer: Sun Yue, Liu Huan.

9. abandon literature and martial arts (to use an idiom)? Answer: Join the army with a pen.

10. Rebecca keeps a diary (typing an idiom)? Answer: Nonsense.

1 1. What bridge has no water? Answer: overpass

12. After fierce fighting in a wooden warehouse, Xiao Ming was shot several times in the body and bled profusely. However, he can still go home for dinner with energy. Why? Answer: He is filming.

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