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Childhood stupid composition 400 words

Childhood stupid composition 400 words

Whenever I go to the supermarket to see chocolate, I always think of an interesting thing that happened when I was 9 years old.

It's a cool afternoon. My mother took me shopping. After shopping, she bought me my favorite chocolate. On the way back, I ate and laughed. Seeing someone selling watermelons, my mother went forward and picked a big watermelon. I asked my mother: How did watermelons grow? As my mother walked, she said: It was grown by soil culture. My mother is finished. I have an idea. I like chocolate. Why not let it grow through soil cultivation? When I got home, I ran to the backyard and planted my chocolate. After waiting for many days, my chocolate didn't sprout. I was so anxious that I cried. My mother asked me why I was numb. I said, the chocolate I planted hasn't grown yet. Mother laughed after listening, clutching her stomach and said that silly children can grow out of the soil without anything. Chocolate is processed by a worker's uncle? Silly boy. I laughed too.

Hey! Why am I so stupid? Friends have done stupid things when they were children, but no one can do such stupid things! !

Childhood stupid composition 400 words

I went to my hometown when I was three years old. As soon as I got there, I saw my uncle growing vegetables. "Great, there are cabbages to eat!" I can't help being happy. At this time, I remembered my mother's words: vegetables need weeding to grow fast. "If the grass is removed, there will be no cabbage to eat?" I had the idea of weeding.

At noon, while others were sleeping, I sneaked into the vegetable garden. I see several "big grasses" in it, all of which are white. I quickly pulled them up and told my uncle what I had done. I came to my uncle and said, "Uncle, I pulled up some weeds." Then I talked about the way Uncle Cao listened. His eyes grew bigger and bigger and he ran into the vegetable garden. Seeing that all the so-called "grass" has been pulled out by me, my uncle said in surprise, "Hao Hao, what you pulled out is not grass, but cabbage!" "There is no cabbage to eat." I pursed my lips.

After a while, everyone knew about it and the whole family burst into laughter.

I can't help laughing when I think about it now.

Childhood stupid composition 400 words

Childhood is happy. In my happy childhood, I played a lot of jokes and did a lot of stupid things!

My first stupid thing happened in the supermarket. My mother and I went shopping in the supermarket and went to the place where wonton was sold. I saw an aunt wrapping a handkerchief. In the last step, the aunt should dip in water and wrap it up. As soon as I saw it, I strode forward and asked, "Aunt, is that glue?" My aunt and mother both laughed, but I don't know what they are laughing at.

My second stupid thing happened before I went to bed. My mother and I are going to bed. Suddenly asked my mother a question: what color is the milk of African blacks? Mother said: "Everything must be thought through your own brain, have your own opinions and don't rely on others." I thought about it and said, "Mom, I know what color African black milk is. Their skin is black, and so is milk! Mom is in distress situation. Explain to me that I still use chocolate milk as evidence of black milk.

My third stupid thing happened in kindergarten. Although I am a little girl, I like to fight injustice. Whenever I hear or see my friend being bullied, I always fight with the person who bullies my good friend. As a result, I am often beaten black and blue. Of course, sometimes I win. On the last day of kindergarten, I bit a classmate's hand and left a row of deep teeth marks.

Look, this is my childhood folly.

Childhood stupid composition 400 words

My childhood was like a colorful dream, in which many interesting things happened, which made me laugh and cry. Let me tell you one today.

I remember that I was only four years old and went to kindergarten. One day, I ate a curved banana and wanted to eat it after eating it, but my father said, "If I eat too many bananas, it will get angry." I must stop eating.

At night, I saw a yellow bent banana in the sky. I didn't know it was a curved moon, so I thought: Now I can have a full meal. But I think. Bananas grow on trees, but tonight they grow in the sky. It's weird. But I don't care. I reached for it, but I couldn't catch anything. Dad saw me scratching and asked strangely, "Son, what are you scratching?" I said excitedly, "Dad, look, there is a big banana in the sky. Please help me take it down and let me eat! " "Dad smiled and put one hand over his stomach, patted me on the shoulder and said," Son, that's not a banana, but a curved moon. ""no, that's a banana. I want to eat it. "Dad listened patiently and said to me," Son, the moon is a planet. Every night, it slowly comes out to illuminate us. It's our good friend. Not the banana you want. " After listening to my father's explanation, I nodded doubtfully.

Now that I am a second-grade pupil, I will never do such a stupid thing again. But every time I see the curved moon, I can't help laughing at myself for being stupid. Well, childhood is really interesting.

Childhood stupid composition 400 words

My mother doesn't trust me. When she came home from work in the morning, she found me lying in bed crying so sadly. She quickly picked me up and asked, "What's the matter? Did someone bully you? Tell your mother. " I sobbed and said, "Mom ... I ... swallowed watermelon seeds. You said it would sprout and grow into a big watermelon. I'm too scared to drink or eat. Mom, will I die of thirst and hunger? " After that, I threw myself into my mother's arms and began to cry. Mom realized this. She smiled and said, "silly child, what should I do?" That's why! Alas! That's mom joking with you! How do you take it seriously? " "ah? ! Mom, you are good or bad! " As I talked, I smiled through tears.