Send a narcissistic and funny sentence copy to a circle of friends at night.

In the evening, I sent a narcissistic and funny sentence copy (the first one) 1 in my circle of friends. Finally, the court announced the verdict: "It's not your fault to be handsome, but your handsome appearance is fascinating." I was sentenced to 20 years for being handsome.

2. I am young, everyone loves me, flowers bloom and fall, and my car has a flat tire! ! ! Every time I walk down the street, either a handsome guy turns around or a beautiful woman jumps off a building!

Once I walked into the street, a group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" I said, "I'm not handsome!" The response was five burning finger prints, and then they came up to hit me together, calling me hypocritical while hitting me.

It is not that I stay up late, but that the night needs me as a bright star.

I want to quit being handsome, but I have been addicted for a long time.

6. Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world. I don't agree. They must have never seen me.

7. If I die, how will you live?

8. I am really bored. Why am I so beautiful? Really annoying

9. Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to have sex with yourself?

10. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

1 1. Be a low-key person, just like I am too beautiful to say it.

12. The handsome guy stuck to me all my life.

13. I dare not even think about it, how can I have such a blessing!

14. I'm not in the city, please don't walk around me!

15. Why do beautiful people have special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

16. The story told today is not far from now. If you have an old man at home, you can go back and ask him-during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period …

17. I wake up by myself every day, which is annoying!

18. I found myself looking particularly beautiful after washing my hair, fresh and free and easy!

19. A narcissistic sentence: If Shuai Neng supports a person! I think I can feed the whole world!

20. I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.

2 1. Being a human being is really tiring. It has been beautiful for more than ten years and will continue to be beautiful.

22. I want to keep a low profile, but they always applaud and yell at me.

23. Friendly reminder: The user's signature is too personalized, and the system has automatically blocked it.

24. A man was so handsome that he alarmed the local government. The local authorities reported to the Central Committee for emergency consultation and awarded the most handsome medal!

Send a narcissistic and funny sentence copy in the circle of friends at night (Chapter 2) 25. If you don't understand my silence, how can you understand my sadness? I won't cry or laugh, and I will disappear when I am tired.

26. The lovely me has long since disappeared, replaced by a more lovely me.

27. I am not cool at all, but I am handsome.

28. I am always alienated by ordinary people because I am too handsome. You see, nobody looked at it when I was talking.

29. People are not bad. Apart from being handsome, they have no shortcomings!

30. Go all the way to the red line and stop at one stop, so the leaves in the flowers won't touch you. If there is no accident, I believe that if you can't say three and a half sentences to me, you will be conquered by my personality charm and suddenly have the impulse to write me a love letter in your mind. I advise you to save it My mailbox is full of beautiful women's love letters, and there is no room for you.

3 1. When I was a child, my teacher asked me to explain those words: handsome boy? I'm confused. Suddenly, my deskmate held a mirror in front of me, and I suddenly realized!

32. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a charming deskmate who is very witty and selflessly spreading laughter and love.

33. I am just like this, and I am destined to be different from you. Thank you for your disagreement. My style is limited edition.

34. When a woman no longer shares her happiness with you, she is indifferent to you.

35. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, I am beautiful and I am casual.

All I can do is find someone who loves me and accept everything I have.

37. Actually, I am really a devoted person, but people always say that I am a playboy. ...............

I wish I could be quiet (why? ) Because talent scouts always come to me and ask me for an interview.

39. Being a handsome boy is tiring, I really know that.

40. I heard that getting married is super cheap now. The civil affairs bureau will pay 9 yuan to solve it. Let me treat you.

4 1. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

42. The party needs me to be handsome, and I can't help being handsome. The task of overtaking the United States and Britain is very arduous. I want to contribute my face to the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas.

43. I am me, different fireworks.

44. Am I handsome?

45. I must work hard, otherwise people will say that I am nothing but beautiful.

46. Those who are particularly handsome but don't know are really pitiful, so please remind me often.

47. The party needs me to be handsome. Can I not be handsome?

48. If I am a woman in my next life, I must marry a man like me.

Fun run, a man, sends a funny copy recommendation to a friend.

Fun run, a man, sent a funny circle of friends. 1. My mood is getting tired from morning till night. It's good to go running at night to vent. It is really important to go out for a walk!

2. I like to sweat when running; Like to breathe freely and quickly; I like the feeling and happiness of sprinting.

3. Youth is running wildly, and then falling down beautifully.

4. Irretrievable youth can only run and work hard.

5. I like running, I like to experience the bumps during running, I like to sweat like rain when running, I like to breathe freely and quickly, and I like to listen to the chirping birds in my ears.

In recent days, I was accosted by strangers running on the same road. Maybe just chatting. It's quite late to run every day. In this case, I don't feel very warm in my heart.

7. Running will enhance your character toughness, and you will become more comfortable in the face of pressure. Perseverance will make you handle bad situations better. Runners are definitely strong.

On the road of life, we are all running, we are always catching up with some people, and we are always being surpassed by some people.

9. Insist on getting up early before six o'clock and running for the fifth day. Persistence is always a persistent problem. Get up early and have more perseverance, and you will last longer. Keep going.

10. Every morning on the way to running, I can meet the same people and do the same things. Maybe this is habit and persistence.

1 1. Go out for a run at night, with my mother and sister, and vent by running when I am in a bad mood. I haven't gone out to do such sports for a long time.

12. Run 20,000 steps every day, eat more fruits, drink more water, read more books, and then start a hunger strike.

13. After ten days, the wound finally healed quickly, and I started fun run again. I successfully clocked in on my first day.

14. But my feet are like a boulder tied with a thousand pounds. I can't get up if I don't run fast. My face is twisted, but the cheers of my classmates are still so loud and full, full of friendship and blessings. Similarly, the strong cries of teachers moved me even more. I stepped up my steps. It was the teacher and classmates who helped me share the burden on my back. This makes me run faster.

15. I have as many doubts as anyone. Standing at the starting line, we are all cowards.

16. I like running because I can not only exercise, but also relax and watch the scenery. From then on, I fell in love with running. I run by the river after supper every day. You should also exercise regularly!

17. On the tenth day of running, you are not as breathless as you were on the first day, so you should bite the bullet and continue running. I want to give up running without the original.

18. Don't take running too seriously, and don't take running too seriously.

19. I want to get up at 6 o'clock every day to run, but I can't hold on. I really don't have any perseverance. Who will help me?

20. Run with happiness, listen attentively, develop with thinking, struggle with hard work, measure with goals and live with great love.

Men run at night and send funny copywriting articles to friends circle 2 2 1. Adhere to yoga classes every day, run every day, and have five meals every day.

22. I want to have a vacation, summer, sunshine, playing with water, sweating, laughing and running.

23. Not only can we walk out of the house, but also help us discover that we can be the best runners and the best people who have gone through hardships!

24. Run on the road of youth, so as not to miss the moment of blooming. ...

25. Running is a boring and lonely sport. No one can force you to play. You have to light the fire in your heart and be willing to stick to it.

26. The athletes are full of energy, and the wind is blowing under their feet, flying forward like an arrow that has left the string.

27. Run, swim, bake, read books, organize simple interpersonal relationships, and accompany you well!

28. Running makes me no longer easily lost in all kinds of temptations, and no longer look back and care about all kinds of right and wrong and arguments behind me.

29. The pleasure of running is the best way to relieve this anxiety.

30. The strength of the brain lies in movement, not in stillness.

3 1. After the fun run, it is often said that running so late will affect sleep! Then, when I fell asleep, they were still playing with their mobile phones and brushing Weibo.

32. On the first100th day of punching in, I hope the more I live, the younger I am!

33. After jogging for 30 minutes, I was sweating all over. But I feel very comfortable. This is my 54th day of running!

It is not difficult for a person to keep running for a week, and it is not difficult to keep learning English for a few days. It is difficult to form good habits.

35. The most beautiful day, I went running in the morning, came back for dinner, read a book at noon, slept in, cooked for my grandmother at night, watched TV and brushed my teeth with my family at night, 10 went to bed.

36. Set yourself a small goal on the first day of running. After running for two weeks, I bought a Bluetooth headset.

Let it bring my happiness to every friend of mine.

38. Running, dieting, regular life, healthy work and rest, hobbies with a little fun, no luxury can be left behind.

39. Physical education and sports can improve people's health and optimism, and optimism is a necessary condition for longevity.

40. I will run when I am lovelorn, because running can evaporate excess water in my body and make me cry less easily.

Fun run, a man, sends funny stories to a circle of friends. 3 4 1. People who don't have enough courage to take risks will accomplish nothing.

42. The belief of winning must be prepared, otherwise it will be useless.

43. After running for five months, my pants have gained a lot of weight. Should I be happy, happy or happy?

44. Three expectations: don't drink milk tea, keep running, and try to put it in your head.

45. Running is an excellent exercise, and people should get into the habit of walking and running.

46. Thirst is only a moment, fatigue is only a moment, but glory is a lifetime.

47. Running is not just running out, but finding yourself.

48. Keep reading every night and take a walk or run every morning to cheer yourself up and enrich your life every day.

49. Keep running. After overeating, you should be heartbroken. I really don't know how much longer I can hold on.

50. Running around on the treadmill, never running out once. The distance is increasing and people stay where they are.

5 1. The best running is that you find a long-lost touch in a strange place.

52. People stop running not because of aging, but because they stop running.

I couldn't sleep, so I got up and ran. I love sports. Sports make me happy.

54. Running taught me self-discipline, restraint, never giving up, till death do us part.

55. It suddenly occurred to me that no one would cheer me up when I was running half dead.

I like running, because I can not only exercise, but also relax and watch the scenery.

Believe it or not, you may be right.

With the shot of the referee, the athletes jumped out of the starting line and rushed forward like arrows. They don't give in to each other, and the runway is dusty, just like the high tide of the sea.

59. Running in the sun all the way, laughing constantly, full of happiness, leaving all the happiness to all those who pass by me.

60. When the gun went off, I rushed out and ran with all my strength, and the wind roared in my ear.

Sentences spoken in a circle of friends at night

You have negative energy all day, feel that you are not good at anything, and fantasize all day. But people who are on the same starting line with you have integrated into a better circle, doing more things and complaining less. In fact, bad mood is like garbage, you should throw it away. Don't pursue useless things too much. Happiness is for yourself, and nothing will block your heart with the right attitude. Good Night!

There are always storms on the road of life, and a good attitude is needed. No matter how difficult the road is, as long as you don't give up and keep going, you will always come to an end; No matter how heavy the burden is, smiling is picking, crying is also picking, so why bother yourself; No matter how bad life is, as long as you hold on, it will pass and a smile will finally appear on your face. Good Night!

Try to make every day happy and meaningful, not for others, but for yourself. Life is so tense, who can forgive sadness? No matter what happened yesterday, no matter how embarrassed, helpless and painful I was yesterday, it's gone, and I won't come again and I can't change it. Let yesterday take away all the bitterness, all the tiredness and all the pain, but today, I want to clear my mind and start over. Good Night!

Everyone has tears, because they are strong and have to face hardships; Everyone has a wordless injury, and the pain has to be borne because of growth. Life is a trek. It takes a long time to know sadness, hardship, tenacity and desire. The road ahead, despite the distance and bumps, is still a pace, a pursuit and a direction. In the geometry of life, there are always some bumps to be crossed and some responsibilities to be taken. Constantly falling, there will be constant tenacity and harvest; Constant wind and rain, only constant experience and understanding. Be a strong man in life and sing while walking. Good Night!

Life gives us all equal rights. Don't complain about why your life is not as good as others every day. In fact, from another perspective, you have not tried to live and discover the beauty of life. After a long stay in hospital, will you find life so beautiful from the day you leave the hospital? How happy is it to be alive? Everything is so beautiful. Good Night!

You are in my heart, tender and painful. When I look back, my cheeks are wet and your face is blurred. In the depths of the years, I can often see you smiling as before. This smile is the most beautiful waiting in my heart. Good Night!

Don't use suffering as an excuse and don't give up on yourself. The world is fair. God closes a window, but at the same time he will open another door for you. All beings are equal, as long as you don't give up, as long as you work hard, you can always live a happy life! Or Aesop said: "If you suffer, thank life, that is a feeling it gives you;" If you suffer, thank God you are still alive. Good night~

Get through it, no matter how gloomy things are, there is light; I can't figure it out. Even the best things are dark. Everything in the world is interdependent, and yin and yang are opposite. With the foil of green leaves, the brilliance of safflower can be achieved. No matter how many roads you take in life, there is only one road, but it is divided into countless segments. The road is flat and the heart is more beautiful; Rough road, the in the mind is gloomy. You have to understand that no matter which section of the road, there is always a past. Good night~

If you can't grasp yourself, make small things angry, big things angry and noisy, make yourself fidgety, and others dare not avoid it when they see it. The result can only be that others are tired and hurt themselves. The disadvantage of mediocrity is that you can't control your feelings and lose your mind easily, while successful people are good at grasping this standard and are cautious. Good at discovery and thinking, there are sources of success everywhere. Good night~

You are the master of your own destiny. Only by relying on our own strength and working hard can we change the future. Your future destiny is determined by what you do now. In your own hands, others can't control it. What others can give us is some help from the outside world, and finally we have to stand up on our own. Instead of blaming fate, it is better to reflect on yourself; It is better to be strong than to rely on others. Good night~

Sentences suitable for sending friends in the evening

I like you, but I know I can't be with you. It doesn't matter. I will protect you silently.

Second, I was so stubborn and blind that I forgot to stop and felt sorry for my helplessness.

Third, in this world, sometimes you smile at others, and sometimes you smile at yourself and relax.

Fourth, after a group of lunatics went crazy, all they left was the loneliness of a group of people.

Happiness is not necessarily a joke, and sadness is not necessarily a poem. Because of you, I feel the emotion between the lines.

6. I began to lose my voice and hide in my corner.

Seven, too many smiles are saved for tomorrow, because I am afraid of losing this second of laughter.

Are you sure you won't come back? Memories will not drift away.

Nine, I can tolerate any mistakes of my friends, but remember that my tolerance has a bottom line;

In fact, narcissists are smart because falling in love with themselves will never hurt.

Eleven, life is like a play, too happy, too sad, all because you live too much.

Remember to smile when you meet someone you have loved, because it is that person who makes you know more about love.

13. Life is like a race. We don't care whether we can reach the finish line, only whether we can finish the race.

You won't miss it again.

Fifteen, you lit up a thousand roads with a lamp, and I chose one, and bowed my head and ran to happiness with you without hesitation.

I want to know whose thoughts these geese have taken away.

At the age of seventeen, I didn't know the bitter taste until tears crossed my mouth.

Eighteen, familiar melodies always evoke bitter memories.

Nineteen, unspeakable grievances are grievances, and crying to laugh is pain. Then how wronged and painful should I be?

I stand in the strong sunshine and stare at you with a quiet side face.

Twenty-one, the more I like it, the more I like bullying.

22. What are you doing up so early? The nightclub hasn't opened yet!

23. Do you have a permanent residence in your heart?

Looking at your happiness, we can only be passers-by.

Twenty-five, only in the future tense, from the present tense to meet the past self.

Twenty-six, because I once loved you wholeheartedly, I can only give you up mercilessly now.

Twenty-seven, you can cry without paper towels and shoulders.

28. As long as we spread our wings, the wind will really become silent.

Twenty-nine, sometimes, everything seems so pale and powerless.

I don't know what I'm waiting for or what I'm expecting.

Thirty-one, trust, I don't know how many years of operation, but it can collapse in an instant.

Don't ask me if I loved you, because my love has nothing to do with you.

Thirty-three, you are like the starlight at the fingertips, which I can see but can't touch.

Thirty-four, gorgeous fireworks broke the streamer, extinguished the flood, and lost you and me.

At the age of thirty-five, I quietly looked up at the sky, trying to find that lost touch.

36. It's raining, which is in tune with Russia's crying.

Thirty-seven, hiding in the corner hides lonely but not extravagant pity.

No matter how nice it is, it is better to give me a glass of water when I am thirsty.

I can only laugh off what she said about you.

Bring my happiness back, please enjoy the short happiness on earth with me.