Low back pain joke

1, once my colleague asked me: which would you choose, money or women? My answer is: I will choose money, because I can buy more women with money.

2. People say things and fart. Talking and farting are just one breath. . .

When you were born, you were crying and people around you were laughing. When you died, you were laughing and everyone around you was crying! Everything is reincarnation! ! ! ! We are all in samsara! ! ! !

4. Don't think we are a couple. In fact, the world is so big that we are nothing!

5, work, take a step back and broaden the horizon; Love, take a step back and broaden the horizon.

6, the so-called foot pain kicks the foot, headache kicks the head, and the domestic league has played another foreign aid. It's really uncivilized Perhaps the international community's impression of the China team is that a group of baboons are kicking coconuts on the seashore of the virgin forest.

7. Beautiful people don't cook; Cooking is not gentle; Gentle people have no opinions; Not feminine with opinions; Spending money indiscriminately is not fashionable; Those who follow the fashion are not at ease; People who are at ease can't even look at it.

8. The success rate of ugly girls is actually higher than that of good-looking girls, because when good-looking girls are spoiled, men can't help but watch for a while and then vote in their hearts. Is it worth it? If an unattractive girl scatters her charm, she will always feel out of shape, just like the writing techniques of western writers learned by China literati. Seeing them coquetry will make them feel guilty, so men will rush to agree to stop them from coquetry.

9. In fact, the most powerful men in the world claim to be unattractive. They just haven't met the ideal woman. Once they do this, with the profoundness of China's Chinese characters, "unattractive female color" will immediately become "irresistible female color". Therefore, the history discipline does not need to investigate whether Chinese characters were created by Cang Xie. In short, Chinese characters must be created by men, by romantic men. In people's eyes, it is hateful to occupy the toilet and not defecate. In fact, the most hateful thing is that you still occupy the waiting pit after taking a shit.

10, after the death of a spiritual person, the spirit does not die; Similarly, after the death of the rich, money does not die; Shen Wansan's money attracts tourists from home and abroad, and the population density in Shenting Hall is teaching people the importance of family planning.

1 1. Talented people are ugly, handsome people earn less, those who earn more don't care about their families, those who care about their families are worthless, promising people are not romantic, and those who rely on them are unreliable and timid.

12, the summer solstice is coming, sending you a breeze, too corny; Give you a fan, too vulgar; I'll bring you coffee. It's too bitter. Forget it, I'll give you two flowers: one is rich and the other is leisure.

13, smiling, ten years old, the key is to find your own laughter; Revenge, bald head, hide when you see difficulties. Worry is tenderness, worry is wrinkles. Young people have ingenious ways to have fun by themselves. Life should be easy, happy and long! Come to the happy world often.

14, lumbago when sitting, easy to move. The joints in the air-conditioned room are sore, and the body is cold in the shade. Big fish and big meat are difficult to digest, and rough tea and light rice are the most suitable. Now is a beautiful life, what a happy life!

15, life should be like flipping a coin, with the head busy for a while and the tail idle for a while. Busy leisure is full of vitality, and busy leisure enriches health. If you lose a coin, just send me a message and I'll reply. I wish you a happy and relaxed day!

16, the most wanted water: salary; The hardest work: life; The most beautiful flower: the rich flower; The fastest horse: flattery; The most powerful law: opinion; The best department: relationship; The most sincere letter: SMS. Best wishes: relaxed and happy!

17, full of longing for entering the society, busy, seeking status with its tail between its legs, low salary and expensive everything, often spending money to treat guests and give gifts, swallowing up opportunities, staying in Japan for a long time, relaxed and tasteful!

18, rank is more important than diploma, seniority is more important than education, salary is more important than work, bragging is more important than ability, flattery is more important than making decisions, business is more important than family, and relaxing life is more important than everything!

19, 90% of men feel that they are doing well in all aspects, but 90% are pointed out by their wives with a lot of problems; 90% of men don't want to listen to their wives' nagging, but 90% still listen.

20, emotional richness is often the most troublesome; Emotional fragility often loses the most; Emotional singleness often hurts the most; Emotional numbness often hurts the most; Emotional idiots often get the most; The kindest is often the oldest!

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