Can you send me some jokes?

Lao Wang lost ten dollars at cards and was scolded by his daughter-in-law in public.

I felt sorry for Lao Wang, so I comforted him and said, "This is good for you, too. I saw a man scolded by his wife in the vegetable market last week. That's a shame! "

Lao Wang burst into tears and said, "Me too!" "

I went to play hot water with my classmates at school, and the thermos squeaked on the way back to the dormitory.

I said, "It's not good to blow it up."

This guy whooshed the thermos bottle out. Bang, it really blew up.

The buddy said with a lingering fear, "Fortunately, I threw it quickly and didn't blow me up."

My wife is an American, and this is my first year in China. I have to pack jiaozi for me. I heard that jiaozi was asked to wrap coins, and so was she. Four hours later, jiaozi came up. I asked her if she had any coins. She said that the coin of 144 was wrapped in 200 jiaozi, saying that it was to commemorate the first day of our meeting 144, and I didn't want to eat it. ...