Who can tell me a humorous story about interrogating prisoners?

1, break the contract and keep it.

Two criminals had the following conversation while eating in prison:

A: "Hey, what did you do?"

B: "It's just a unilateral break. What about you? "

A: "Just keep the appointment. Make it clear, what did you do? "

B: "Marriage fraud. What about you? "

A: "Professional killer!"

2. The prison is good

An escaped prisoner turned himself in less than a day after his escape. When a reporter asked him why he did this, the prisoner said, "I finally got home, and my wife told me,' You damn fool! It's been five hours since you got out of prison. "Where have you been these days?" "

I just went out.

"Prisoner 13, come out quickly, your lawyer is here and wants to see you!" Cried the prison guard. The prisoner who won the card 13 said, "Tell him he can't see, just say I just went out."

4. Broken skull

Two prisoners are chatting in their cell. A asks B, "Are you married?"

B: "I was married twice, but both my wives died."

A: "How did you die?"

B: "The first wife ate poisonous mushrooms."

A: "What about the second one?"

B: "Died of a broken head."

A: "It's terrible. What is this? "

B: "She won't eat poisonous mushrooms."

5, ticklish

A criminal was sentenced to hang. He asked the executioner to tie the noose around his arm, not around his neck. He said, "My neck is ticklish. If I put a noose around my neck, I will laugh myself to death on the spot. "

Step 6 notify

The criminal's wife asked the prison guard to arrange a slightly relaxing job for her husband. She explained, "He complained that he felt very tired recently."

"But he didn't do anything during the day!" The prison guard said.

"I know, but he told me that he had been digging holes in the wall for several nights."

7. No way

The prison guard said to the recidivist who just went to prison, "We meet again."

Recidivism: "What can we do? I can't find such a cheap place anywhere. "

8. Who is the cleverest?

Three death row inmates often argue about which of them is the cleverest. It's time for implementation. The first one was called out, but nothing happened after sitting in the electric chair, so the warden let him go. So did the second death row prisoner, who was released. It's the third condemned man's turn to get into the electric chair. After he sat down, the warden pulled the switch, but there was still no current. Before the warden could speak, the condemned man pointed with excitement, "Well, why don't you even understand this? You just need to connect the black line with the yellow line ... "

9. Have a sweet dream

One morning, two prisoners got up.

A said to B, "I had a good dream last night!" " "

B asked, "Is there any good way?"

Answer: "I dreamed that I forgot to pay the rent, and the warden angrily kicked me out."

10, the whole family is in jail.

The warden said to a prisoner, "I heard you stayed here for six years." Why don't your family visit? "

The prisoner replied loudly, "I can't blame them." None of them can leave the cell, so naturally they can't come to see me. "