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A dog said to a cat, "My master found many bones in the yard." The cat said, "This is a good discovery." The dog said anxiously, "that's my private money!" " !

New mosquito

In the morning, a spider caught a mosquito and said, "New mosquito in the morning." Caught a mosquito at noon and said "new mosquito at noon". After 30 minutes, I caught a lot of mosquitoes and said, "30 points for new mosquitoes." Once I caught a mosquito, I said "international new mosquito" at first sight. In the evening, I caught another one and said, "The new mosquitoes are broadcast together." Catch a mosquito at night and say, "New mosquito at night."