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Sima Yi, like other gay men, has been scolded by his wife for buying the wrong things, being expensive and having poor food quality.
Fortunately, the epidemic was under control, and his wife went out to buy food again, and gay men were beaming.
Sima yi was relieved and went home with a big smile.
His wife Zhang Chunhua gave him an oblique look and asked, What are you happy about?
Sima Yi: It's good and cheap to buy food at your husband's house.
Bang! Zhang Chunhua hit the kitchen knife on the chopping board, which really startled Sima Yi!
You, what are you doing? Sima Yi asked Zhang Chunhua.
How dare you say cheap? Why do you think the food you bought is so expensive? ! Zhang Chunhua shouted.
Sima Yi wanted to explain, but Zhang Chunhua roared again: Don't explain! Say what to do? !
My salary is paid in full! Pay all bonuses! Give me all the extra money! Promise not to hide private money! Okay? !
Sima Yi was angry with Zhang Chunhua for yelling.
That's more like it. Zhang Chunhua is finally satisfied.
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