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What is the most brilliant or witty alarm method you have seen in 1 10 alarm center?

Let me tell you the most wonderful alarm:

A few years ago, our neighbors were a couple of young people in their early thirties. They have been married for many years, but they often quarrel, and most of them are trivial things in life. But the husband and wife fight at the head of the bed and the end of the bed, and no one can make a contradiction or anything.

Once, the man was on a business trip and the woman was at home alone. Maybe the man came home early to surprise the woman, but he didn't tell her beforehand. Although that woman is a little beautiful, she is usually honest. But one night two days ago, while she was sleeping, a man came in from nowhere in the middle of the night. The woman was afraid and didn't dare to shout, so she obeyed the man and was at his mercy. Who knows that this man is courageous and thinks that the woman is easy to bully, so he is not lying at her house. In this way, I caught up with her husband and came back from a business trip in advance. It's lively now.

When the man came home early, he opened the door and turned on the light. When he saw two naked people on the bed, he instantly felt that there was a green prairie overhead. This anger made him start hitting two people with wooden sticks. Knowing that she was wrong, the woman kept kneeling and begging for mercy, saying that she was asleep. I don't know why there was another person around her, but she was a woman and couldn't resist the man. There is nothing she can do.

After the woman and her husband called the police, the man remained indifferent and quietly waited for the arrival of the police. When the police arrived, they found that the man who touched the woman's house in the middle of the night was a recidivist in his forties. He has been jailed for raping other women many times before and spent most of his life in prison. This time he was released from prison, and in a few days he began to stir again. He occasionally knew that the man was on a business trip, so he touched him in the middle of the night and forced him. After I succeeded, I felt that I was still unfinished and continued to stay at the woman's house. In his own words, he is still comfortable in prison.

This question looks very interesting. We specifically asked the local Harbin Public Security Bureau and learned a lot of wonderful alarm contents. We also know that the wonderful "funny" alarm behavior in the eyes of ordinary people is actually occupying the alarm line at will, wasting limited police force and precious time, and adding extra workload to the "1/kloc-0" operator.

Harbin Public Security Bureau statistics: 20 17 * * *, received more than 2.26 million calls from citizens, with an average of more than 6,000 times a day. 1 10 operators worked in shifts 24 hours a day, with an average of about 600 times per person per day.

Nearly 25% of the alarms received by the operator every day are invalid calls, and these wonderful alarm calls make the operator have a headache. Next, let me give you a few examples.

The first type: seeking compound.

Policeman: Hello! 1 10? Something may have happened to my girlfriend! 1 10: Please elaborate. Policeman: My girlfriend is in the house. I didn't respond when I knocked at the door, and I didn't answer the phone. There must be something wrong. Send someone to open the door! 1 10: We will immediately assign the police station to the scene. The police station of the police station rushed to the scene and found that the policeman and his girlfriend had broken up. The police wanted to meet their ex-girlfriend and get back together. The other party refused to meet and didn't open the door.

The second one: ask for verification of UFO.

Alarm man: I saw a UFO, motionless in the sky, still glowing! Come and have a look! 1 10: Where did you see it? Policeman: It's right next to the square. There are many people taking pictures on the spot! 1 10: ok, call the police immediately. After the police station came out, I found someone flying LED lanterns and kites.

The third one: looking for a dog

Policeman: Hello! 1 10? My baby's gone! Will there be life-threatening! (Crying) 1 10: Don't worry, please tell me the physical characteristics of the child, and we will immediately notify the police station and the street patrol in the jurisdiction to look for it. Policeman: gray hair, wearing a yellow vest ... 1 10: wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Policeman: It's a schnauzer, very cute. ...

Fourth: please listen.

When the caller connected, he sang: If I fall in love with someone, I can sacrifice for her, even if I give my life, I will do it for you ... 1 10: Should I call the police for help? Policeman: No, I just want to sing a song for you.

The same wonderful phone call was received by Harbin Public Security Fire Brigade 1 19 Command Center.

Fifth: Seek protection.

Policeman: Fireman, there are wasps, come and help! 1 19: Is it a hornet's nest? Policeman: No, it's one. 1 19: ... If it is one, we are not suitable for rescue. If it attacks you, cover your head with clothes to avoid it. Policeman: It didn't attack me. It just flew to my house and buzzed in the room. I suggest you open the window …

Sixth: ask for the lock.

Policeman: I forgot my key when I went out. My child is sleeping in the house. Please come and open it, or send a ladder to let me in through the window. My home is on the third floor. 1 19: How old is your child? Is there water, electricity and gas in the room? Or are there other dangerous situations? Policeman: My son is 20 years old. He may be asleep. I didn't have the heart to wake him up. 1 19: Knock on the door and let him get up and open the door for you.

How's it going? Are these 9 1 1 phones amazing enough? I was still struck by lightning. Writing here, we want to give you a hint by answering this question. The scope of "1 10" alarm for help not only accepts criminal and public security cases, but also accepts emergency help that people suddenly encounter and individuals are unable to solve; "1 19" alarm for help covers fire fighting and rescue, emergency rescue and social assistance in case of fire or emergency.

Therefore, don't make trouble for the police uncle, don't occupy the alarm line at will, and waste the limited police force. Once there is danger, it will also waste valuable time. The police also suggested that those who report false alarms or malicious alarms will be investigated and dealt with according to law.

Wonderful alarm:

1 10 The alarm service desk received an alarm from a crowd saying, "I was at the gate of the traffic police building, and my leather shoes were scratched by the cable on the road. My leather shoes are new, please ask them to pay for my shoes. "

The police officer pick up: ..........

Intelligent alarm:

1 10 The alarm service desk received an alarm from an old lady and said, "Lao Zhang? You hurry to take 2000 yuan to the entrance of Rongji store opposite the railway station, where we met last time. "

Answer the police officer: "This is the alarm service desk of Lanzhou Public Security Bureau. The telephone number is 1 10. Need to call the police? "

Old lady: "Don't say anything, just come to the place where we met last time."

Hang up the phone.

The police officer reported the police situation to the shift supervisor. After investigation, the caller has no malicious alarm record and his words are clear. The command center immediately instructed the police station in the jurisdiction to deal with it, and finally successfully handled a porcelain alarm.

I once reported to the police that the car was blocked by other cars in the cold weather and could not move out and go home. Then contact 1: 1 14, and reply that the owner's phone has been renamed and can't be contacted. 2: Then I contacted 1 10 for help. As a result, I replied that I need to contact 1 14 to move the car now, so I won't call the police and have a cigarette afterwards. What do you think of at the meeting? Let's discuss it. If the reply mode is 10, I will automatically reply my way.

The most wonderful alarm is: there is no paper in the toilet, and I want Xiaomi to feed the paper; Gay men can't find a partner, please ask the police comrades to help find a partner.

The most witty alarm is: Ms. Wang was alone at home and heard someone knocking at the door outside, so she called the police with her mobile phone, pretending to ask loudly when the takeaway would arrive, and pretending to call her boyfriend to say that the takeaway was booked and she could eat it as soon as she got home.

The most wonderful alarm is: husband and wife quarrel, the woman reported that after cooking, the man did not eat, so there was a dispute; 10-year-old child called the police and was scolded and spanked by his father for not sorting books, so he reported his father's domestic violence; A lady called the police and said that her daughter was lost. When the police asked about the situation, she learned that her "daughter" turned out to be a puppy.

The most witty alarm was that Ms. Xu was targeted and hijacked by others in the place where she often parked. She kept a cool head, did not irritate the suspect, calmly chatted with the robbers, and waited for an opportunity to send a hijacked alarm message to her friends with her mobile phone. When the robber drove through Moon Bay, he was successfully rescued by the police and the suspect was caught red-handed.

In a certain year, when eating and the store started to make money, it had to call the police. There happened to be a 1 10 police car outside the door, so they directly pulled the police into the store. that this is not the important question. The point is that after the treatment, the police pulled us to stop and said that one of you called the police and hit a demon. We looked surprised and said that we had called the police. Aren't you all finished? The police said it was an alarm call, not an alarm call. We must fill in a procedure and follow the rules, otherwise the highest authorities will not know what we are doing, and taxpayers should also know what their money is doing. It's the first time I know this kind of operation ~ ~ ~

When I was an intern at the police station before, I received several wonderful warnings.

One: Someone called the police late at night, disturbing the people. When they arrived at the scene, they saw a family member at the wake downstairs (an 80-year-old woman died), so they called the police. The police insist that we must stop their behavior. We don't think it is appropriate to stop them by force because of death. After communicating with the old lady's family, we agreed to end early, standing from 12 in the evening to 3 in the morning (afraid to leave, for fear of not handling police complaints).

Two: A couple called the police to report domestic violence. When they arrived at the scene, they were not injured. When the woman saw us coming, she immediately poured a mouthful of bitter water. What about the man's X ability? Barabara said a lot, let's help solve it → _→ Then the cold sweat came down. It is difficult for every family to read. Later, Baidu recommended a hospital to the man.

There are many invalid warnings, and I don't need to say more. These are real experiences. Let everyone experience it and have a look.

I called the police: at eight or nine o'clock in the evening, my husband and I rode a motorcycle home, almost to a crossroads at home. The car in front of me is driving very fast. Seeing someone crossing the road, I hung up a girl riding a bike without slowing down. The driver hesitated a little and continued to drive away. My husband and I were very angry at that time, so we also stepped on the gas pedal to catch up. It was followed by 1 10.