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Li Hongzhang: Cleverly solved the embarrassing "Iron Prime Minister" Bismarck.

Li Hongzhang, the powerful figure of the Qing Empire, the governor of Zhili and the minister of Beiyang, was called "Oriental Bismarck". It took him more than half a year to visit eight countries in Europe and America. During his stay in Germany, he was warmly received by Bismarck, the bloody prime minister. They have admired each other for a long time, but unfortunately they have never met. Now they can talk face to face, which is enough to comfort their lives. After enjoying himself, Bismarck hosted a sumptuous western food for Li Hongzhang. This is Li Hongzhang's first time to eat western food. He doesn't know much about the etiquette and rules on the western table. The banquet hasn't officially started yet. Maybe Li Hongzhang is too thirsty. He reached out and drank the water that should have been used to wash his hands in front of him as a drink. Everyone was surprised and looked at each other. Some Germans looked very excited, but they didn't laugh out loud because of international etiquette. In order not to embarrass Li Hongzhang, Bismarck swallowed the hand washing water without hesitation. Seeing this situation, others naturally dare not neglect, so they have to smile and swallow the hand washing water in front of them, and the embarrassing scene quickly restored the happy atmosphere. When there is an embarrassing scene, the best way to make others not embarrassed is to do as he does. Spring returns to the earth, and the sun is shining. Wu Yuan and Jason Wu are two ambitious young monks in the temple, and they are both very aura when they participate in Buddhism and realize Taoism. Wu Yuan's personality is flamboyant, and he likes to express his Zen experience and his profound knowledge to others, but Jason Wu doesn't talk much. Gradually, Wuyuan emerged, and all the monks in the temple thought that he would become a promising monk in the future. When the master came back from his tour, the abbot reported to the master about the temple in recent years. The master asked if there were any materials that could be made. The abbot mainly introduced Wu Yuan and Jason Wu to the master. The master asked who was better, and the abbot replied without thinking, "Wuyuan is better." Afterwards, the master quietly observed their words and deeds for many days. On this day, the master is going to choose a person to go to a distant place to learn from the scriptures. All monks generally believe that Wuyuan is the first choice and will become a monk in the future. But surprisingly, the master chose Jason Wu, who is usually not talkative. The monks asked the master why he chose Jason Wu, and the master said, "The sun is silent." Monks are puzzled, please ask the master. The master paused and said to everyone, "Sunshine never speaks, but when it appears, people know it is dawn. When it appears after a rainy day, people know it is sunny. In the window of winter, the sun quietly drives away the cold with warmth; Spring returns to the earth, and the sunshine gently awakens the seedlings. Everyone knows its power, but he never talks, just doesn't know it. Wu Jing, like sunshine, silently participates in Buddhism and saves all beings. The day before yesterday, many people who lost confidence in life came here and regained their confidence in life after enlightenment and enlightenment. You all don't know that Jason Wu gets up for half an hour every day and goes down to the pontoon bridge to help traders push carts across the river ... The highest state of meditation is not a word, but falling at his feet and turning it into action. This is not necessarily known, just like the sunshine is silent. " The monk had an epiphany.