24 funny jokes

1. 1 Anger is a kind of beauty. Beauty 1 Smile for money!

2. Who says I can't keep doing things? I've been single for thirty years and I haven't wavered at all.

Look in the mirror if you have nothing to do, so that you will understand many truths, such as "if you are ugly, you should read more, and if you are ugly, you should make more progress."

Life is like a mirror. If you smile at it, it will tell you that you really don't look good.

5. It's good to marry Tang Priest and be able to afford skin care products for yourself. If you can't afford it, eat it as a skin care product.

Last year, I tattooed a scorpion on my shoulder and gained 40 pounds a year. Now people see my tattoo and say, dude, you are a good lobster.

Seven. Others are proficient in piano, chess and calligraphy. I'm amazing. I fry, cook and eat everything.

Eight. In the matter of getting fat, the stomach and legs have the most say, and only the chest seems to be an outsider, which has nothing to do with it.

9. Both pandas and pigs are lazy to cook, but their fates are completely different because of their different fur. One is coquetry, the other is stabbing, so it is important to mix clothes. Buy what you should, don't save.

In the past, as long as the feelings were true, age was not a problem. Now as long as the feelings are true, gender is not a problem.

When a person doesn't have beautiful skin, he will mistakenly think that he has an interesting soul. Actually, being ugly and being interesting are two different things.

12. The first time I went to the bank to apply for a card, the counter gave me a list, and the type of certificate I filled in was rectangular.

13. Making money is an ability and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

14. The ship of friendship capsized and the ship of love sank. Only canoes in single dog can stand.

15. Marry a woman like me. Although it is not beautiful or beautiful, it is enough to make you lose everything.

In fairy tales, the prince and princess finally lived a happy life. The main reasons: one is beautiful and the other is rich.

17. When you are young, you must be crazy and do something worth bragging about. Otherwise, when you have a son, you will find it unnecessary to brag!

18. Three tragedies of the dinner party: the person who wanted to invite didn't come, the person who came had nothing to do with you, and only you were awake when checking out.

19. Teacher: "Imagine. What would you do if a bad guy followed you? " Xiao Ming: "Stop imagining at once!"

When I was a child, I secretly vowed to be a talented person in the future. After years of hard work, we finally achieved half of it. I am ... I am awesome now.

Twenty one. Men are used to rely on, so be reliable. Women are meant to love, so be cute.

22. I often see news that I may die suddenly after staying up late. Really scared me to death. I will never watch the news again.

23. If you haven't found a girlfriend in ten years, come to me. I'll send you a mirror to show you how disgusting you are and want to find a girlfriend!

Twenty-four After entering the society, I understand a truth. I can't spell mom and dad. Only a lot of goods.