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Flies and bees
(1) flies and bees
One spring, beside the aisle of the garden, a fly waddled on a slender trunk and said to the bees sucking honey from nearby flowers in a loving tone, "On every happy day, you always work from morning till night." I said, you must be bored! " If I switch with you, even for an hour, I will be in pain. "
"Look at my life! It is a living fairy. I have nothing to do but worship guests and dance. I know all the best houses, the richest people and the most powerful people in this city! Ah, if only you could see what I eat. A big meal! Whether it's a wedding or a birthday party, I can go as early as I want. I sat on the top of the best magnetic basin, ate to my heart's content and drank the best wine with a shiny glass. I walked in front of the first guests who arrived, and I chose the best of each delicious food to eat. I also like young ladies. I buzz around these beautiful women, or take a nap on their faces, red cheeks or white necks. "
"I know," said the bee. "Maybe this is what makes you very happy. But I heard an ugly rumor that no one likes you at all, and the flies at the party make everyone very angry, so it is often like this: as soon as you get into the window, you are thrown out in disgrace. " "The window? Give it out? " The fly sighed, "Oh, what does that matter?" They kicked me out of this window and I flew in from another window. "
(2) Domestic dragons and wild dragons
Once upon a time, there was a man who specialized in raising dragons. He succeeded in studying dragons' hobbies and wishes. He keeps two dragons.
Long Anxin stayed in the small pond in the yard, thinking that the rivers, lakes and seas were not enough for him to play, the food he was fed was sweet, and the huge whales in the sea could not keep his appetite. Dragons lie there when they are happy. He likes to move. He likes this environment very much and doesn't want to go anywhere else.
On this day, a wild dragon happened to pass by here, and the domestic dragon happily greeted the same kind: "Where are you going?" Winter has come, and you are still roaming in the boundless world. Come and hide in the cave! Aren't you tired of wandering around? In contrast, it is better for us to stay here quietly and comfortably. "
The wild dragon smiled and answered, "Why are you so narrow-minded?" Nature endows us with a strong body, with a dragon horn towering overhead and sparkling scales, which can not only dive into deep water, but also soar high in the sky, summon colorful clouds all over the sky, drive Li Changfeng away, restrain the scorching sun and nourish dry land. My vision can extend beyond the boundless universe, inhabit the wilderness, travel around the world and read all the changes. Isn't this my greatest happiness? However, now you are so timid, staying in a pond as big as horseshoe marks, and your freedom of movement is limited by sediment. Only leeches and earthworms are your companions. Go and get some soup leftovers. In this way, although you and I are exactly the same in form, the fun is completely different! If you are raised by others, you will be pinched and cut by others sooner or later. I want to help you, why did you seduce me instead, trying to lead me into a trap? It seems that stubborn people can't escape this avoidable disaster. "
So the wild dragon left. Soon after, the captive family dragon was arrested and chopped into pieces, which became delicious on the table.
Domestic dragons and wild dragons have different values, which leads to different living conditions. Jia Long loves ease, looks up to others, and does not seek progress. As a result, he not only lost his nature, but also was slaughtered and destroyed. Although the wild dragon is floating and bitter, it is unrestrained and free, with a vast world, and it has gained freedom and value expansion in its rush.
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