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What is the complete story of the bull and the cow?

The full version is as follows:

When the bull was running, he saw a cow grazing on the roadside and said to the cow eagerly, "Run, the expert is coming." Niu: "What are you afraid of when experts come? Aren't experts human? "

Bull: "Experts are bragging now." The cow was frightened and ran away. As she ran, she asked the bull, "Experts brag B, you are a bull. What are you afraid of? " The bull said, "You really don't know. Today's experts can not only praise B, but also say eggs. "

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