Who has a set of barracks jokes (true)

When my brother went to the army, he told me on the Internet that he was a scout during the drill. In the middle of the night, they sleep in the wild. The monitor took a flashlight to see if everyone had a good rest. At this time, a recruit shouted: "Shit! The enemy threw a flash bomb and everyone was ready to fight! "

Once they photographed a recruit, got the 8 1 bar and shouted, "Haha, I finally touched the heavy machine! ! ! "Everyone is dizzy. . . He also said that once, a college student was recruited as a scout. It is estimated that CS played too much and always shot each other in the head during the exercise!

On one occasion, he and two other comrades came back from vacation to visit relatives. I invited them to an Internet cafe to play CS, and suddenly I heard a group of people playing CF shouting fiercely, "Where are the soldiers? What about the Flying Tigers? . "A man replied," China soldiers have gone to drill dog holes! " "Hearing this, my brother and his comrades-in-arms were very angry and decisively walked over and restarted his computer. China soldiers are not easy to mess with!