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Complete collection of super cool and domineering signatures of couples who show affection and abuse dogs
1: Girl, let’s hold hands and let others envy you.
2: Let’s kiss on the lips. Let them learn from it.
3: Stay up late because you don’t have the courage to end the day.
4: Staying in bed because I don’t have the courage to start the day.
5: Emotions come and go. Don’t make promises or vows.
6: Emotions stumble forward, as long as you rely on them and persist.
7: If you dare to look for a woman outside, I will shoot you to death!
8: If I dare to look for a woman outside, you will shoot me to death!
9: Husband, I can lose anything, but you are the only one I can’t lose.
10: Wife, I can lose everything, but you are the only one I can’t lose.
< p> 11: The wanton smile looks so helpless.12: Crying sadly, looking so helpless.
13: My sister can’t fuck the concubine, but I’m still the queen
14: I can’t fuck the prince, but I’m still the emperor
15: We are all Myopia ignores our most real emotions.
16: We are all farsighted, blurring the happiness closest to us.
17: Declare to the whole world that I love you, I just want to be with you.
18: Even if the whole world denies it, I will still be with you.
19: I don’t know what gentleness is, and I don’t care about your feelings.
20: Missing your tenderness, how else do you feel?
21: He waited for her for ten thousand years, only to feel lonely
22: She stared at him for a second, then turned around and took the legend away
23: I beg you like that, why do you still break your promise
24: I love you so much, why do you still endure the pain and deceive me
25: The so-called blessing turns out to be just a conspiracy.
26: Sublimation of relationship is just the dying struggle of desire.
27: I like your clear and delicate writing, and my smile is irresistible
28: I like your gentle voice, and my tenderness is irresistible
29: Previous point, One second ago, how did you know that I was thinking of you.
30: In the next minute, in the next second, you will know that I will accompany you.
31: I know I am not beautiful, but I only love you
32: I know I am not handsome, but I only love you
33 :Don’t touch my woman, if you touch me again I’ll kill you
34: Don’t want my man, if you grab me again I’ll kick you to death
35: Only in the world The most romantic thing in the world, learn how to marry you
36: Only the most romantic thing in the world, learn how to marry you
37: I can only miss you by being drunk Come and torment yourself.
38: I miss you so much that I can only use wine to relieve myself.
39: My heart is neither big nor small, but it can only hold you.
40: My hand is neither big nor small, but it can only hold you.
41: Do you want to avoid me because I don’t love you enough?
42: Do I love you too much, so you want to escape.
43: I bet my youth on tomorrow, whether tomorrow will let me down
44: I use my life to love you, will loving you hurt me
45: I don’t understand why you would try to love someone because of love.
46: I don’t understand why you would try to hate someone just because you hate them.
47: Love is a quilt for two people and a bottle of water for each person
48: Love is sending a hundred roses and making the red ground bloom
49: Cutting onions and squeezing the non-existent tears.
50: Saying cold words and forcing a sad smile.
The happy show of affection for singles
1: The happiest thing is to have a face that only smiles at you in the crowded crowd
2: Everything we have now It's all happiness.
3: If loving you is wrong, I would rather stay wrong for the rest of my life.
4: If you love a girl, instead of giving up on her for her happiness, it is better to keep her and work for her happiness.
5: I would like to embed my heart into your heart so that our love will never change.
6: Some people can’t say what’s good about them, but no one can replace them
7: In fact, you are the concern in my heart
8: You The wind blowing from the direction where you stand is warm
9: I just hope you can remember that I have no money but I have nothing to bear for you.
10: Many people fall in love at first sight, some people fall in love with each other, and only one person falls in love with each other.
11: Every time I see you, I want to hug you and kiss you immediately.
12: Love is not without disputes, but love is still there after every dispute.
13: I am willing to hold your hand and grow old with you.
14: You are fine, I will take care of you if you need anything.
15: I am ready to be the person who loves you the most and the person you love the most.
16: You have no idea how much I like you.
17: Three thousand drowned, only one scoop was taken. If you don’t leave, I will never abandon you.
18: We let love slowly mature until it lasts forever
19: How I wish there was someone who will always be with me, no matter what your identity is
20 : Love with an innocent heart and bear with the courage of life.
21: The more innocent you smile, the wilder I love you.
22: Play comes to play, trouble comes to trouble, I know who is good to me.
23: Hold my hand, close your eyes, and you won’t get lost if you walk!
24: Remember when I confidently told him not to look for me again? I love you, let's go. But as he said it, I cried. He put me in his arms and said I love you. Come back.
25: Tell a joke and let's laugh until our voices are hoarse. How about taking advantage of the excitement? It’s okay to be sensational
26: I have no words of love tonight, I just want to press you under the bed
27: Eat more in the future, so thin. In the future, if I can’t afford to support myself, you’ll have to support me. Um.
28: Green plums wither and bamboo horses grow old. From now on, everyone I fall in love with is very much like you.
29: Don’t be a devil, be a little public servant by my side
30: How lucky I am to meet you at the most beautiful age
31: I wish you a happy morning Wake up and say good morning to someone who loves you
32: I smiled and looked at a lot of ugly photos of me in your space.
33: A relationship between two people is so precious that it would be a waste to do anything else
34: Human hearts are like flowers that will fall without waiting for the wind to blow
35: No way We can’t meet every day and we can’t be together every day and we can’t contact each other every day, but we still love each other deeply. This is called never leaving.
36: I’m not good enough but I know you won’t leave
37: I want you to throw me on the bed, press me down, kiss me with your lips, rub my breasts, bump against my lower body, whisper in my ear how much you love me
38: I’m glad that in the last day, I love you It's you.
39: May you allow me to use my preference to be generous in this life
40: After losing so many times in rock, paper, scissors, you are not allowed to cheat. Go to the Civil Affairs Bureau. < /p>
41: He is full of shortcomings, but because he is my husband, the shortcomings have become advantages
42: I swear on cherry blossoms, I will always be your knight.
43: The flower blooms and never fades, and will never die until death.
44: Being open, dedicated and not ambiguous is the basic of loving someone. Do you understand what is basic? This is what each other deserves, not what you pay for.
45: Quit smoking. If you quit smoking, I will agree to any conditions.
Okay, then quit Taobao. Come and let me order some for you.
46: Wear the clothes you like, get along with people who are not tired, and live a hundred imaginary lives with everything you like
47: Let your hair grow long and wear it If you wear a clean shirt and smile brightly, how can you be beautiful and live?
48: Bidong holds hands, height difference, kisses, rubs head, embraces.
49: Being a charming bastard and being kind has no surprises
50: What I like is your gentle but not boiling feelings
51: The ideal is no longer riding a horse and drinking wine to the end of the world, but to go home no matter how late
52: I just like the way you call me little goblin and then set up a small tent
53: One day there will be someone who walks into your life and lets you know why everything with other people has not worked out. !
54: Valentine’s Day does not require thousands of lights, as long as hands are held tightly.
55: If you are nice to me, I can’t help but bully you.
56: I will never retreat when I fall in love with you
57: When you meet such a person, your grievances have nowhere to hide and you can show your softness anytime and anywhere
58: You can drink guns and bullets alone, turn the swallowed tears into deep eyes, keep the heart lonely and hard, and never be in chaos again
59: The deepest love needs to grow with time
p>60: When you are surrounded by friends, don’t forget who was by your side when you were alone
61: I will walk with you as far as the road is long without any complaints. Never frown in anger
62: Love is to give the most complete freedom to the person who most wants to be imprisoned
63: Celebrate each other in happiness, support each other in sickness, and accompany each other in loneliness until the end of life
p>64: An invisible person’s reply to you means that he has never been far away from you
65: They always talk about my shortcomings but they never leave halfway. This is the only thing worth showing off to me.
66: My love is firmer than the roof, warmer than the palm of my hand, my heart and eyes are true
67: I am willing to give in to you and listen to you mock me with a smile
68: I dare not look you in the eye because I am afraid that every look in my eyes will express my love
69: Never forget the person who started with you
70: It is not as good as chasing after a hundred people. It hurts to be alone
71: I will walk with you in the dark, but don’t throw away my hand when there is light
72: I will cherish the person who consciously pulls me while walking. 73: Please don’t let go of my hands and don’t miss my future
74: I seem to have fallen in love with you, do you think I have a chance? I miss you. Already got the chance
75: A wife’s kiss is the sweetest thing in the world
76: I love someone seriously and he loves me too, that’s enough
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77: What is marriage? Marriage is when you rush out after a quarrel and come back to buy some food
78: Even if you quarrel, you are willing to apologize and reconcile
79: Yue The more you like someone, the more you think they are ugly, the more you look at them, the more you like them
80: I really love you with all my heart.
81: The best betrothal gift for a man is a lifetime of accommodation.
82: Saying good night gives me a peaceful night
83: I really want to hug you, smell your scent, put my chin on your shoulder and then fall asleep.
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84: I like people who make me laugh non-stop when we are together.
85: I can’t say any nice love words, I just want to have a family with you
86: Just leave, you will find someone better. I never want anything better. I only want the person in front of me. When will you understand?
87: What stops a relationship is never the distance but that we no longer love each other
88: I I love you to the deepest extent.
89: The days in the past have become slow, cars, horses and emails are slow. There is only enough time to love one person in a lifetime
90: Thank you for falling in love with such a bad me
91: With you, the whole world will be sunny
92: If the world is lonely and you can give me a hug and give me warmth, I will return your companionship for the rest of my life
93: As long as you are here, I will be happy Everything
94: You are my unchanging obsession in this life
95: I regard you as a priceless treasure. Girls’ personalized signatures, to torture dogs to show affection
Girls’ personalized signatures Torturing dogs to show affection
1. You are my sun, and I am a proud sunflower bathed in your warm sunshine.
2. Happiness is like tears, passing by in an instant but leaving eternal traces.
3. Declare to the whole world that I love you and I just want to be with you
4. My world will not allow you to disappear, no matter what the outcome, I will love you
5. Sometimes. Neither of us said anything, we just hugged each other quietly.
6. The bubbles in the sun are colorful, just like me every day, I am happy.
7. The sweetest thing I can think of is to be liked by you every day I like you.
8. Promise, we will be together in the next life
9. In my most beautiful years, I can meet you and give you the happiness I have.
10. When it comes to love in student days and marriage, it is the most proud thing in life.
11. If your choice is the end of hell, I am willing to fall with you.
12. My purpose of getting close to you is very simple, I just want to marry you and treat you well all my life.
13. I just want to use my heart to exchange for your 100% love.
14. I will love you for a long, long time until time is immortal -
15. Long for love, enjoy happiness, hold hands with happiness, and stay together for life! !
16. Sadness. Everyone’s happiness begins with sadness.
37. Today is my birthday. I wish me and the people I love will be happy forever.
38. Ultraman, stop crying. The little monster will always be with you. If you're in a bad mood, just hit me.
39. We quarrel very much every time, but we never leave.
40. How long is a lifetime? A lifetime is how long I have loved you
41. There is a kind of protection called never leaving.
42. Egg yolk is happy because she has an eggshell that loves her.
43. What Xiao Ai said to Qi Dasheng: As long as you truly marry me, I will follow you You passed.
44. The deadline for my love for you is forever. I love you and it will never change. I love you and cherish it with my life. I love you for the world to learn from.
45. There are ripples between your eyebrows. It is my most heart-warming chord.
46. Happiness is greater than ever before, smiles come with tears.
47. My temper off a lot of people but the most people really
48. The sunshine in midsummer is good Dazzling, just like your bright smile.
49. The thoughts that travel through time and space emerge over time, and your gentle profile appears in my mind.
50. The white rose you gave me, the kiss you gave me, the unforgettable happiness. A girl abuses a dog to show her affection, qq signature love happiness
A girl abuses a dog, shows affection, qq signature love happiness
1. You understand my loneliness and the warmth I want.
2. The discovery of the four-leaf clover was just for our most beautiful encounter.
3. In the summer when the sunflowers are in full bloom, happiness is overflowing in the air
4. There is always an episode in the world of love
5. The wind is gentle It blew by and took away the memories that belonged to you.
6. Your eyes will never stop for me again.
7. In our love dictionary, there is no giving up
8. Love is unburdened because it is simple.
9. Maybe you are not the only reason for my smile, but you must be my favorite.
10. I will never forget you because I have already put you in my heart.
11. Maybe it was just a beautiful coincidence that I met you.
12. Who will you meet at the next place or moment?
13. If a person loves you, then all your venomous tongue and sinister ways are cute.
14. Write a love song for you, the one I love~ The song and lyrics all represent my love.
15. Where you are, even breathing is a little joyful.
16. You are my sunshine, illuminating my heart.
17. As long as we are together, I am not afraid of anyone saying any gossip.
18. Unruly emotions, unruly heart.
19. The feeling of embracing you is better than all perfection.
20. There is no sadness, only happiness.
21. That night on top is the best memory I have.
22. I am willing to stay together on this road of love. You are the most precious.
23. Love has two postures, one is chasing and the other is waiting.
24. The blind spot behind a hug is each other’s heartbeat.
25. Fall in love with you, including everything about you, past and future.
26. Commitment, enjoy the time you and I spend together
27. I am still staying where I am, waiting for the tenderness of my life.
28. My life is with you, no matter the wind or rain.
29. I have nothing, but falling in love with you is my only pride.
30. I don’t ask you to love me again, I just ask you to look back for me again.
31. If you change your mind, I will depend on you in life and death, and I will never leave you in this life!
32. The most romantic thing is to lie in bed together, play, hug each other, sleep, and have the same dream with you
33. I just like you, you love me I will die soon
34. It seems that I can only drown in the gentle sea
35. The first person I fall in love with is the hero in life. I want to forget Can't forget it either.
36. Step in your footsteps and walk on the path you have taken.
37. I have no time to participate in your past, but I will accompany you to the end.
38. The sweetest excuse embellishes my heart.
39. The person who loves me and the person I love cannot hope for the person I love.
40. Because I believe, so I believe
41. The best habit of love is to be able to talk.
42. Give me a tear, and I will see the entire ocean in your heart; give me a star, and I will think it is the entire earth.
43. If there is no love, there will be no pain. If there is no pain, how can it be love.
44. Waiting is the most beautiful gesture of love.
45. Children who have been hurt are all the same. They want to love but are afraid of love.
46. You and I both have a dream, about love and the future.
47. I don’t cry or make trouble, I just want to hug you quietly.
48. If breaking up is also a kind of happiness, my dear, we will agree not to cry.
49. In this life, having you is enough; in the next life, we will still be together!
50. A wisp of faint fragrance and light wind, pear blossoms on the trees and branches; holding hands and looking at each other with love like water, two colorful butterflies flying into the flowers
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